Posted by Krelvin on September 23, 1999 at 08:37:27:
In Reply to: this was very funny posted by arkarag on September 22, 1999 at 08:55:10:
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> <706hp 355m 647mv> where
> Alas, you cannot go that way.
<706hp 355m 647mv> 
> Domenias leaves east.
<706hp 355m 647mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<706hp 355m 647mv> 
> Domenias has arrived.
<706hp 355m 647mv> choke domenias
> You lash out at Domenias's neck with a practice whip but miss.
> Domenias yells 'Help! Arkarag is trying to choke me!'
> You parry Domenias's acidic bite.
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<706hp 355m 647mv> 
> Domenias trips you and you go down!
> Domenias's trip scratches you.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<703hp 355m 647mv> choke
Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias dodges your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> You parry Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<703hp 355m 647mv> 
> You are thirsty.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<715hp 364m 657mv> 
> Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> Your sting injures Domenias.
> You parry Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias's wrath EVISCERATES you!
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<671hp 364m 657mv> You lash out with a practice whip and wrap it around Domenias's neck!
> Your choking lash injures Domenias.
> Domenias brings the handle of a chain flail about, but misses your eyes.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<671hp 364m 657mv> 
> Domenias dodges your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<671hp 364m 657mv> choke
Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias dodges your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> Domenias parries your sting.
> You parry Domenias's acidic bite.
> You parry Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias's acidic bite DISMEMBERS you!
> You dodge Domenias's acidic bite.
> Domenias has a few scratches. 
<607hp 364m 657mv> You lash out with a practice whip and wrap it around Domenias's neck!
> Domenias passes out from the choking hold of a practice whip!
<607hp 364m 657mv> get gourd bag
> drink gourd
> l domenias
> where
You get a large water gourd from a large saddle bag.
<607hp 364m 657mv> You drink water from a large water gourd.
> You do not feel thirsty.
<607hp 364m 657mv> More than double the size of the average human, this man
> is at least three times as muscular.  Thick, sinewy legs
> carry the large giant ungracefully as he lumbers about.
> His unusually pale skin has a light red glow as though
> he has spent much time training in the sun.  Hands able
> to grind small rocks into powder clench and unclench
> as the man's almost crazy gaze scans the surrounding area.
> Almost unnoticable at first, you notice he is missing his
> right eye; an emtpy eye socket remains.
The giant's matted white hair hangs stringly down his head.
> His pale, sunburned skin is covered with assorted scars.
> Strangely, among his blood encrusted armor and weapons,
> you see various holy symbols and pages from holy books.
> Domenias has a few scratches.
Domenias is using:
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<607hp 364m 657mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
> (PK) Domenias                     Hardan Road
<607hp 364m 657mv> yell noone will save you here
> You yell 'noone will save you here'
<607hp 364m 657mv> strip domenias
> You manage to wrap a practice whip around Domenias's weapon, stripping it from his hand!
> A chain flail comes flying at you and you manage to catch it!
> Domenias yells 'Help! Arkarag just stripped my weapon from me!'
<607hp 364m 657mv> strip domenias
> You try to wrap a practice whip around a gleaming white sword, but it slides off.
> Domenias yells 'Help! Arkarag tried to strip my weapon from me!'
<607hp 364m 657mv> 
> A faceless nightgaunt swoops down on Domenias!
> Domenias yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a faceless nightgaunt!'
> A faceless nightgaunt DISMEMBERS Domenias!
> A faceless nightgaunt MUTILATES Domenias!
<607hp 364m 657mv> strip domenias
A faceless nightgaunt's slap EVISCERATES Domenias!
> Domenias's wrath MUTILATES a faceless nightgaunt!
<607hp 364m 657mv> 
> Domenias leaves north.
> Domenias has fled!
<607hp 364m 657mv> n
> where
A faceless nightgaunt takes flight in search of its prey!
> Domenias yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a faceless nightgaunt!'
<607hp 364m 657mv> 
> They aren't here.
<607hp 364m 657mv> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<607hp 364m 656mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<607hp 364m 656mv> s
> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.  Splitting off
> to the east, the road leads to a stout keep.
>  
> [Exits: north east south]
<607hp 364m 655mv> murder domenias
The day has begun.
<607hp 364m 655mv> s
> They aren't here.
<607hp 364m 655mv> where
> Hardan Road
>   There is no farmland that the eye can see, only grass plains dotted with
> thickets of trees.  Hardan Wood lies to the south, extending east and west
> over the horizon.  You cannot see into the dense woods beyond the edge of the
> tree line.  Hardan Wood is known to be hazardous, especially to travellers
> daring passage at night.  It has been known that many hunters have entered
> the woods and never returned.  The road passes through the center of Hardan
> Wood to the south and up into the mountains beyond.  The road leads across
> farmland to the north.
>  
> [Exits: north]
<607hp 364m 654mv> 
> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<607hp 364m 654mv> 
> <607hp 364m 654mv> n
> e
> where
> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.  Splitting off
> to the east, the road leads to a stout keep.
>  
> [Exits: north east south]
<607hp 364m 653mv> 
> The Path to the Keep
>   Thick granite slabs lead east through the plains.  Looking down
> the road, you can't help but stare at the tall ominous tower,
> rising far above the rest of the flat fertile farmland surrounding
> you. To the north and south of the path, the land has been burned
> clean of all growth. You can almost feel the observing eyes from
> the balconies far above you. Looking down you notice a small
> chiseled inscription in the granite.
>  
> [Exits: north east south west]
<607hp 364m 652mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      The Path to the Keep
<607hp 364m 652mv> e
> w
> w
> where
> The Path to the Keep
>   Thick granite slabs define this trail.  Looking down the road, you
> can't help but stare at the tall, ominous tower, rising far above
> the rest of the flat, fertile farmland surrounding you. To the north
> and south of the path, the land has been burned clean of all growth.
> You can almost feel the observing eyes from the balconies far above
> you.
>  
> [Exits: north east south west]
<622hp 374m 656mv> whois do
> The Path to the Keep
>   Thick granite slabs lead east through the plains.  Looking down
> the road, you can't help but stare at the tall ominous tower,
> rising far above the rest of the flat fertile farmland surrounding
> you. To the north and south of the path, the land has been burned
> clean of all growth. You can almost feel the observing eyes from
> the balconies far above you. Looking down you notice a small
> chiseled inscription in the granite.
>  
> [Exits: north east south west]
<622hp 374m 655mv> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.  Splitting off
> to the east, the road leads to a stout keep.
>  
> [Exits: north east south]
<622hp 374m 654mv> 
People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 654mv> [   Cloud    ] Domenias the Master of Brass
<622hp 374m 654mv> 
> <622hp 374m 654mv> 
> <622hp 374m 654mv> n
> where
> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 653mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 653mv> tell domenias oh well
> n
> You tell Domenias 'oh well'
<622hp 374m 653mv> where
> Hardan Road
>   The dirt road extends across the countryside, cutting through farmland that
> reaches as far as your eyes can see.  You can see farmers working the fields
> off in the distance, harvesting the year's crops.  Small copses lie along the
> road, offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by
> to the northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  A slight breeze
> blows across the road, bringing with it the fresh scents of nature.  You
> notice deep wagon tracks driven into the ground, years of travelling in the
> making.  Hardan Road leads further across the farmland to the north and
> south.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 652mv> 
> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 652mv> n
> n
<622hp 374m 652mv> Hardan Road
>   The dirt road extends across the countryside, cutting through farmland that
> reaches as far as your eyes can see.  You can see farmers working the fields
> off in the distance, harvesting the year's crops.  Small copses lie along the
> road, offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by
> to the northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  A slight breeze
> blows across the road, bringing with it the fresh scents of nature.  You
> notice deep wagon tracks driven into the ground, years of travelling in the
> making.  Hardan Road leads further across the farmland to the north and
> south.  Down the road to the north, you can see the outskirts of the small
> village of Aturi.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 651mv> A dirk track
>   The narrow road continues to the south, away from the small town of Aturi, and 
> just to the south, becomes the Hardan Road in the south.  Plains surround you to
> the east and west, and you can barely see the town on the horizon. 
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 650mv> tell domenias i guess you did escape,at least not with your life
> where
> You tell Domenias 'i guess you did escape,at least not with your life'
<622hp 374m 650mv> 
> People near you:
>   Jaio                         In the fields
>   Jaxar                        In the fields
>   Jaggar                       In the fields
>   Veshiko                      In the fields
> (PK) Arkarag                      A dirk track
<622hp 374m 650mv> 
> <622hp 374m 650mv> inv
You are carrying:
>      a chain flail
> ( 3) a large water gourd
>      the door key
>      (Glowing) feather of levitation
>      a practice sword
>      (Glowing) a potion of return
>      (Glowing) a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer'
>      a large saddle bag
>      (Glowing) the Spear of the Sahuagin
<622hp 374m 650mv> 
> <622hp 374m 650mv> s
> s
> Hardan Road
>   The dirt road extends across the countryside, cutting through farmland that
> reaches as far as your eyes can see.  You can see farmers working the fields
> off in the distance, harvesting the year's crops.  Small copses lie along the
> road, offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by
> to the northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  A slight breeze
> blows across the road, bringing with it the fresh scents of nature.  You
> notice deep wagon tracks driven into the ground, years of travelling in the
> making.  Hardan Road leads further across the farmland to the north and
> south.  Down the road to the north, you can see the outskirts of the small
> village of Aturi.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 649mv> where
Hardan Road
>   The dirt road extends across the countryside, cutting through farmland that
> reaches as far as your eyes can see.  You can see farmers working the fields
> off in the distance, harvesting the year's crops.  Small copses lie along the
> road, offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by
> to the northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  A slight breeze
> blows across the road, bringing with it the fresh scents of nature.  You
> notice deep wagon tracks driven into the ground, years of travelling in the
> making.  Hardan Road leads further across the farmland to the north and
> south.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 648mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 648mv> s
> where
> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.
>  
> [Exits: north south]
<622hp 374m 647mv> 
> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 647mv> s
<622hp 374m 647mv> where
> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.  Splitting off
> to the east, the road leads to a stout keep.
>  
> [Exits: north east south]
<622hp 374m 646mv> 
> s
> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 646mv> 
> <622hp 374m 646mv> where
> Hardan Road
>   There is no farmland that the eye can see, only grass plains dotted with
> thickets of trees.  Hardan Wood lies to the south, extending east and west
> over the horizon.  You cannot see into the dense woods beyond the edge of the
> tree line.  Hardan Wood is known to be hazardous, especially to travellers
> daring passage at night.  It has been known that many hunters have entered
> the woods and never returned.  The road passes through the center of Hardan
> Wood to the south and up into the mountains beyond.  The road leads across
> farmland to the north.
>  
> [Exits: north]
<622hp 374m 645mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      Hardan Road
<622hp 374m 645mv> n
> e
Domenias tells you 'Did they tesseract?'
<622hp 374m 645mv> where
> Hardan Road
>   The trees grow taller the further south you travel, the farmland spreading
> out at irregular intervals.  You notice deep wagon tracks driven into the
> ground, years of travelling in the making.  Small copses lie along the road,
> offering a little shade for the wary traveller.  A few clouds drift by to the
> northwest, offering a moment of shade as they pass.  Off in the distance down
> the road to the south, you can see the tree line of Hardan Wood.  Hardan Road
> leads further across the farmland to the north and south.  Splitting off
> to the east, the road leads to a stout keep.
>  
> [Exits: north east south]
<622hp 374m 644mv> The Path to the Keep
>   Thick granite slabs lead east through the plains.  Looking down
> the road, you can't help but stare at the tall ominous tower,
> rising far above the rest of the flat fertile farmland surrounding
> you. To the north and south of the path, the land has been burned
> clean of all growth. You can almost feel the observing eyes from
> the balconies far above you. Looking down you notice a small
> chiseled inscription in the granite.
>  
> [Exits: north east south west]
<622hp 374m 643mv> People near you:
> (PK) Arkarag                      The Path to the Keep
<622hp 374m 643mv> 
> The sun rises in the east.
<622hp 374m 643mv>