Posted by Septach on September 25, 1999 at 03:22:07:
Tired of ordinary, boring cabals that are obsessed with telling you what to do? Tired of doing the same old thing everyday, over and over? Well then join Entropy, the Cabal that Cares!
Sick of being the same person everyday of your boring life?
655hp 797m 583mv> call dop delova
Jerrak looks at himself.
<655hp 672m 583mv> <655hp 672m 583mv> You have turned Jerrak's speech to gibberish!
<655hp 245m 510mv> call chaos
<655hp 524m 631mv> call mud jim
<655hp 147m 557mv> call chr local
<655hp 165m 506mv> call chr drunk
You change form to look like Delova.
Ever just wanted that dumbass spam-yeller to shut the fuck up?
Sick of dying and being without a weapon?
You create a blade of chaos!
Bored with people um...thinking clearly?
Jim the Blacksmith clutches his head, struggling to collect his thoughts.
You parry Jim the Blacksmith's slice.
Ever wanted to be able to those neato spells that other classes have, but you don't?
A ball of chromatic fire forms in the air, suddenly flaring in a local's direction!
A rainbow of colors shoots out from your hand.
A local is moving more slowly.
Ok.
A violet beam of light hits a local!
Your prismatic spray === OBLITERATES === a local!
A local is DEAD!!
A ball of chromatic fire forms in the air, suddenly flaring in the angry drunk's direction!
The angry drunk turns blue and shivers.
Your chilling touch MANGLES the angry drunk!
The angry drunk is DEAD!!
Then write a note to Entropy NOW! We're ready and waiting to take your calls! Friendly (but inexplicably confusing) immortal staff! Part time or full time work! Positions available immediately!