Other conspiracies the Immortals of CF are involved in::

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Posted by JARF on September 25, 1999 at 08:21:49:

In Reply to: Everyone should take a look at this (Immortals) posted by Severyns on September 25, 1999 at 04:35:36:


I hear that when they're not out to screw Sevryns over...the immortals of carrionfields are out doing other things to make the world a horrid rancid place...here are a few examples:

~Pico was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. It's rumored Cador was standing on the otherside in case Pico missed.

~Scarabaeus, Nepenthe and Shokai all were HIGHLY involved in keeping the UFO secrets tightly guarded by the US airforce. If you've ever seen that hoax of a film 'Alien Autopsy' the three people in the operating room...yep, that's them...it's rumored the actual alien was someone that they tormented before Sevyrns, but no one seems to know for sure.

~David Koresch was actually killed by government officials because the IMPs of CF caught him cheating, and something had to be done...after all at the time he had the #2 spot on the pk list...and Gareth's mortal was trying to get there.

~BoltThrower actually was Luke's father..but do to some nasty threats...he convinced Darth to take the kid as his.

~Selric is rumored to have yelled out the ending to the movie 'Titanic' 1 hour into the film...so that people suddenly knew the boat sank...and yet had already wasted an hour of thier life.

~Oh yeah...the most important one, CF is nothing but a cover by the NSA/OSA to hack into your computer...while giving you some happy mind candy to get addicted to...so they can download all your personal files, and upload viruses that in the year 2000 will turn us all into energy sources for huge insect-like machines.


Sevryns...you sir are truely a martyr, to think that you have lived so long, and so proudly..when these nefarious beings have decided to persecute you. Fight the good fight my friend! Viva la whiny!

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