Posted by JARF on September 25, 1999 at 21:37:46:
In Reply to: Tactician's Top Ten Reasons To Believe the Imms Were on Crack When They Thought of Nightgaunts posted by Tactician on September 25, 1999 at 12:54:43:
> *disclaimer* This is a joke, anybody that flames a joke post is a loser that will not be taken seriously. If the imms take this the wrong way, tough dookie.
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Top Ten Reasons to Believe The Imms Were on Crack...
> 10) They didn't think about how it would affect exploration, because now everybody huddles together waiting and watching the shadows.
9) They forgot to cover up the ties between nightgaunts and the conspiracy to rid themselves of a playerbase.
8) They forgot to make them afraid of the light!
7) They thought about letting Matraien test conjurers and thus test nightgaunts!
6) They didn't realize nightgaunts would further negate honor and promote gang-banging.
5) They forgot to add balancing intricacies such as letting the person see what room they were thrown into.
4) If you look closely at a nightgaunt you see a crackpipe in its hand.
3) Of the 50 or so people that have died to nightgaunts, NONE of them have stumbled onto that mass of things Nepenthe alluded to that would let you escape them(Nepenthe is still on crack)
2) They listened to Scarabaeus rant and rave about reinstating global summon and eyes of intrigue!
1) They forgot to implement the weaknesses, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.
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