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Posted by Viszenshard on August 10, 1999 at 02:36:55:

100%hp 100%m 100%mv> dirt terminator
Terminator is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Terminator.
Terminator is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
Terminator's arm is sliced from his dead body.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> dirt terminator

Balantor says 'whow'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> Terminator is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt grazes Terminator.
Terminator is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear Terminator's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
'hmm
'wow

Balantor says 'ok to east'
A private home
This simple one-room home obviously belongs to a local peasant family.
The unembellished and spartan nature of this place reminds you of the
relative poverty of the people of this town compared to an adventurer
such as yourself.

[Exits: east]
The sliced-off arm of Terminator is lying here.
Graxixius the cloud giant is here.
Karrandash the human is here.
Balantor the dark-elf is here.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
A villager is here, wondering what you're doing in their home.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'hmm'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'wow'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'so hard
You say 'so hard'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Balantor says 'to easy'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> dirt terminator
Terminator is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Terminator.
Terminator is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear Terminator's death cry.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l
A private home
This simple one-room home obviously belongs to a local peasant family.
The unembellished and spartan nature of this place reminds you of the
relative poverty of the people of this town compared to an adventurer
such as yourself.

[Exits: east]
The sliced-off arm of Terminator is lying here.
Graxixius the cloud giant is here.
Karrandash the human is here.
Balantor the dark-elf is here.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
A villager is here, wondering what you're doing in their home.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> Karrandash gets a steak of the corpse of a noble from a large sack.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Karrandash eats a steak of the corpse of a noble.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> dirt terminator
Terminator is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt grazes Terminator.
Terminator is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
Terminator's finger is sliced from his dead body.
The gods give you 2 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> Balantor says 'villager?'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l

Graxixius's cleave injures Terminator.
Terminator is DEAD!!
Terminator's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.
Graxixius sacrifices the corpse of Terminator to the gods.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> A private home
This simple one-room home obviously belongs to a local peasant family.
The unembellished and spartan nature of this place reminds you of the
relative poverty of the people of this town compared to an adventurer
such as yourself.

[Exits: east]
The splattered brains of Terminator are lying here.
The severed fingers of Terminator lie here.
The sliced-off arm of Terminator is lying here.
Graxixius the cloud giant is here.
Karrandash the human is here.
Balantor the dark-elf is here.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
Terminator, arial ninja and Baron of Chaos, is here causing trouble.
A villager is here, wondering what you're doing in their home.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Karrandash gets the brains of Terminator.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Karrandash eats the brains of Terminator.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Graxixius's cleave misses Terminator.
Terminator's pierce EVISCERATES Graxixius!
Terminator's pierce MUTILATES Graxixius!
Terminator's pierce MUTILATES Graxixius!
Graxixius is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you can kill all of them
You say 'you can kill all of them'

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Terminator's pierce DISMEMBERS Graxixius!
Graxixius is DEAD!!
You hear Graxixius's death cry.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Balantor has fled!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> l in corpse
The corpse of Graxixius contains:
(Glowing) a long burning torch
a map of northern Galadon
a map of western Thera
a map of eastern Thera
a map of Galadon
( 2) a whole chicken
a silver shield with a red dragon crest
a small garnet ring
a brown silk sash
an orcish shield
some orcish leggings
a bone-hilted scimitar
a steak of the corpse of Pettikwiskyk
a water skin
a sand colored vest
a cup of cinnamon coffee
a thick hide shield
74 gold coins

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Terminator's pierce MASSACRES Karrandash!
Karrandash leaves east.
Karrandash has fled!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> laugh
You fall down laughing.


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