Posted by Qiming the sad bard. on October 06, 1999 at 23:38:07:

<100%hp 32%m 98%mv> sing pi
You sing 'Then, dropping his mouth to a hole in the reed,
He blew in power by the river.
Sweet, sweet, sweet, O Pan!
Piercing sweet by the river!
Your piercing music MUTILATES Cyraspus!
Cyraspus yells 'Help! Qinming attacked me!' I HATE THIEVES!
Your piercing music MUTILATES a battlement guard!
Your piercing music EVISCERATES a battlement guard!
Your piercing music EVISCERATES a battlement guard!
Your piercing music EVISCERATES a battlement guard!
Your piercing music MUTILATES a battlement guard!
A battlement guard is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 30%m 100%mv>
You are now WANTED!!!
Sheridan has arrived.
The special guard has arrived.
The special guard has arrived.

<2%hp 29%m 99%mv>
The special guard yells 'Qinming is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!
!'
The special guard MUTILATES you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

<5%hp 4%m 96%mv> 'can I get my stuff back?
You say 'can I get my stuff back?'

<11%hp 10%m 100%mv>
You hear something's death cry.

<11%hp 10%m 100%mv> 'sometimes it's a pain to be a b
Sheridan says 'you get no weapons back'

<11%hp 10%m 100%mv> ard.
You say 'sometimes it's a pain to be a bard.'

<11%hp 10%m 100%mv> 'that's fine.
You say 'that's fine.'

<23%hp 24%m 100%mv> si
Sheridan says 'plus i keep 20% as arbiter right'

<23%hp 24%m 100%mv> 'well
The special guard gives a jewelled broadsword to Sheridan.

<23%hp 24%m 100%mv> I can't do anything about it.
You say 'well I can't do anything about it.'
A small girl leaves west.

I DON'T LIKE THIEVES... WHAT A PAIN. *SIGH*

Follow Ups:

• Re: Sometimes thieves are a pain in the butt Billy Rubin 05:14:22 10/07/99 (1)
  • I know quinming the lazy bard. 09:28:54 10/07/99 (0)

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