Thats your worst experience?!?, trust me you have much more to learn, try losing the best eq in the game to lag (n/t):

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Posted by Arolin on October 08, 1999 at 19:10:43:

In Reply to: A new low for CF, worst experience i ever had in cf posted by Sierothe on October 08, 1999 at 18:24:20:

> Dioxide's Log Formatter

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> Someone has summoned you! Did not see that...
> The dwarf forest
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> [Exits: north south]
> (Charmed) An arial mercenary stands ready here.

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> A sudden pain erupts through your skull.
> Diakeron fades into existence.
> Diakeron's blackjack hits you.
> You yell 'Help! I've been blackjacked by Diakeron!' yah bitch you suck, lets start the count. let see 1..
> Diakeron is in perfect health.

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> Someone trips you and you go down!
> Aranim fades into existence. 2... that s 2
> Aranim's trip scratches you.
> You yell 'Help! Aranim just tripped me!'
> Your freezing bite EVISCERATES Diakeron!
> Diakeron parries your freezing bite.
> You dodge Diakeron's pierce.
> Elithin fades into existence. 3.... think he mutter
> You parry Elithin's freezing bite.
> Ruriern fades into existence. 4.... another mage?
> Your defensive spin deflects Ruriern's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects Ruriern's pierce.
> You parry Ruriern's pierce.
> Sybolak fades into existence.
> Your defensive spin deflects Sybolak's acidic bite. 5.. this guy i know some ap
> You parry Sybolak's acidic bite.
> You parry Sybolak's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects Sybolak's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects Elithin's freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects Ruriern's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects Ruriern's pierce.
> You parry Aranim's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects Aranim's acidic bite.
> Diakeron has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'ghix'.
> You feel yourself moving more slowly. does this mean they hasted?
> Diakeron has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
dir GOD did not know sooo many people attacking me...

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Ruriern utters the words, 'noselacri'.
> You are blinded!
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone utters the words, 'noselacri'.
> Someone sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Someone's bash hits you.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone dodges your freezing bite.
> Someone parries your freezing bite.
> Someone parries your freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> You dodge someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> You parry someone's pierce.
> Someone's acidic bite devastates you!
> Someone's acidic bite misses you.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> [BATTLE] someone: hrm, large group of youngers OH YAH! hehe
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone's bash misses you.
> You evade someone's bash, causing it to fall flat on its face. Wohooo flee
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone trips you and you go down! Ah.. damn
> Someone's trip scratches you.
> Someone dodges your freezing bite.
> Someone parries your freezing bite.
> Someone's pierce decimates you!
> You parry someone's pierce.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> You dodge someone's pierce.
> Someone's acidic bite MUTILATES you!
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone trips you and you go down! Noooo...
> Someone's trip scratches you.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
ber

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You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Someone's bash scratches you.
> Your freezing bite maims someone!
> Someone parries your freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> Someone's chop decimates you!
> Someone's pierce misses you.
> Someone's chop maims you!
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
call resist

>
Someone parries your freezing bite.
> Your claw misses someone.
> Someone dodges your freezing bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> You dodge someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's freezing bite.
> Someone's pierce decimates you!
> Someone's pierce mauls you.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone trips you and you go down!
> Someone's trip scratches you.
> Someone puts something in something.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone trips you and you go down!
> Someone's trip scratches you.
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'yjwbrz'.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
> You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone deflects your freezing bite with its shield.
> Someone parries your freezing bite.
> Someone parries your freezing bite.
> You dodge someone's pierce.
> You parry someone's pierce.
> Someone's acidic bite mauls you.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's freezing bite.
> You parry someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone's bash misses you.
> You evade someone's bash, causing it to fall flat on its face.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone stands up.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
> Someone's bash scratches you.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone dodges your freezing bite.
> Someone dodges your freezing bite.
> You dodge someone's pierce.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> You parry someone's acidic bite.
> You dodge someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's freezing bite.
> You parry someone's pierce.
> You dodge someone's pierce.
> You dodge someone's acidic bite.
> Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone trips you and you go down!
> Someone's trip scratches you.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
> Someone utters the words, 'yjwbrz'.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
> Someone trips you and you go down!
> Someone's trip scratches you.
> Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
> You can no longer find the strength to wield something. Ah, cursed necros
> You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
> Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

>
pou

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Someone parries your claw.
> Someone parries your claw.
> Someone parries your claw.
> Someone's pierce decimates you!
> Someone's pierce devastates you!
> Someone's acidic bite maims you!
> Someone's acidic bite decimates you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Someone's freezing bite hits you.
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Someone's pierce devastates you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Someone's chop misses you.
> Someone's pierce devastates you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> Someone's chop maims you!
> You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

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> You have been KILLED!!

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> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.

>
Nah... You feel too relaxed...

>
Saving...Character saved. Remember, CF does autosaving.

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Nah... You feel too relaxed...
> A magical spring dries up.
> A magical spring dries up.
> A magical spring dries up.

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Nah... You feel too relaxed...

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Nah... You feel too relaxed...

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Nah... You feel too relaxed...

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Nah... You feel too relaxed... WOW i sured SPAM alot.. Panick attacked

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Now that s SAD
> i think this log proves something...

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