Posted by Poetry on August 12, 1999 at 09:09:28:
[ 69] Maynard: joke 1. Word of Recall Needless to say, the point of the joke is all they know how to do is run away. Rafiki, felar warrior of the 17th rank, hater of magic. Alot of people ask me how I stay in Masters.. --Poetry, Once-Guardian of Knowledge and Music
Tue Mar 11 02:31:50 1997
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what do duergers and apples have in common
they both look good hangin from a tree
my name is maynard level 19 warrior and a proud dwarf
[ 78] Szyymaayuq: My entry: Two first-class limericks!
Wed Mar 12 00:27:23 1997
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Limerick #1:
There once was an Arbie named Iilzerack
Whose brains could be kept in a Pack 'O Sack
He so tired of garbles
He soon lost his marbles
And all of the Therans said, 'Don't come back!'(Assorted groans)
Limerick #2:
There once was a Rager named Erakee
Who needed some quite lengthy therapy
I called him a fool
He started to drool
And all he could do was just stare at me!
Szyymaayuq, Son of Fortcoeur, First and Real Last Inducted of Ishmael, Last
Loyal of Jullias, Limericist-Knight of Thera
note[ 74] Morse: joke submissions
Fri Mar 14 21:15:20 1997
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A Healer and a Shaman were resting in the forest and arguing about
who chose the best path. The Shaman says, 'Ha! I can kill anyone!
ANYONE! Now that's power!' But the Healer says, 'If I were healing
them you couldn't kill them, so I really have the power.' The
two of them argued and argued and agreed to let a Druid decide.
The Druid pondered and gave life to an oak. 'Okay,' he said,
'Let's see what each of you can do.' and he faded into the trees.
The Healer gave the oak sanctuary and the Shaman began pounding it.
The Healer had assisted the oak and began healing it when Nashyr
came and slew them both for attacking their brother.......
The moral? Don't trust Druids...
Morse, Denier of Truth, CN/Deception, Bard, Deity: Hopefully You
note[ 75] Morse: joke submissions
Fri Mar 14 21:16:48 1997
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Q: What do you get when you mix a bard and a mage?
A: A drunken fireball that bruises easily.
-Q: How many paladins does it take to build a new guild?
A: We don't know; they refuse to leave the old one.
-Q: Who slew the most Goods today: Pico, Nazmorghul, or Scarabaeus?
A: Cador...
Morse the Denier of Truth, CN/Deception, Bard, Deity: Hopefully You
note[ 76] Morse: joke submissions
Fri Mar 14 21:19:18 1997
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A thief found a bard laying in a drunken stupor. Since the bard
had nothing to steal, the thief left him a bag of gold to entice
other thieves. An anti-paladin found him next, but since it wasn't
worth killing him, left the bard a sword so the next ap would
have a reason to kill him. But the next to walk over the bard was
a healer, who took pity and left a potion for the hangover he
knew the bard would experience when he woke up. The last to find
the bard was a Knight, who shook his head and left the bard a bag
full of theological pamphlets and gear. When the bard woke up,
he groaned with the hangover and then saw his new possessions.....
'Damn!' he said, 'More pamphlets..'
...Morse the Denier of Truth, CN/Deception, Bard, Deity: Hopefully You
[138] Wvreeiki: Jokes
Fri Mar 21 20:22:23 1997
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How many thieves does it take to change a torch?
5! One to steal the old torch, one to steal the new torch
one to steal the scone that holds the torch, and two to figue out how
to steal the wall it was hanging on
[157] Langley: a joke
Sat Mar 22 20:34:32 1997
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how many fire giants does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them plus a Drow to explain what to do to them a few hundred time
[ 74] Morse: joke submissions
Fri Mar 14 21:15:20 1997
To: poetry
A Healer and a Shaman were resting in the forest and arguing about who chose the best path. The Shaman says, 'Ha! I can kill anyone! ANYONE! Now that's power!' But the Healer says, 'If I were healing them you couldn't kill them, so I really have the power.' The two of them argued and argued and agreed to let a Druid decide. The Druid pondered and gave life to an oak. 'Okay,' he said, 'Let's see what each of you can do.' and he faded into the trees. The Healer gave the oak sanctuary and the Shaman began pounding it. The Healer had assisted the oak and began healing it when Nashyr came and slew them both for attacking their brother.......The moral? Don't trust Druids...Morse, Denier of Truth
[ 75] Morse: joke submissions
Fri Mar 14 21:16:48 1997
To: poetry
Q: What do you get when you mix a bard and a mage?
A: A drunken fireball that bruises easily.
-Q: How many paladins does it take to build a new guild?
A: We don't know; they refuse to leave the old one.
-Q: Who slew the most Goods today: Pico, Nazmorghul, or Scarabaeus?
A: Cador...Morse the Denier of Truth
[ 76] Morse: joke submissions
Fri Mar 14 21:19:18 1997
To: poetry
A thief found a bard laying in a drunken stupor. Since the bard had nothing to steal, the thief left him a bag of gold to entice other thieves. An anti-paladin found him next, but since it wasn't worth killing him, left the bard a sword so the next ap would have a reason to kill him. But the next to walk over the bard was a healer, who took pity and left a potion for the hangover he knew the bard would experience when he woke up. The last to find the bard was a Knight, who shook his head and left the bard a bag full of theological pamphlets and gear. When the bard woke up, he groaned with the hangover and then saw his new possessions.....'Damn!' he said, 'More pamphlets..'...Morse the Denier of Truth
[138] Wvreeiki: Jokes
Fri Mar 21 20:22:23 1997
To: Poetry
How many thieves does it take to change a torch?
5! One to steal the old torch, one to steal the new torch
one to steal the scone that holds the torch, and two to figue out how
to steal the wall it was hanging on
[157] Langley: a joke
Sat Mar 22 20:34:32 1997
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how many fire giants does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them plus a Drow to explain what to do to them a few hundred time
[ 67] Rafiki: Joke
Sat Mar 15 13:14:29 1997
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What Five Magics are the Masters Masters of?
2. Gate
3. Teleport
4. Duo Dimension
5. Invis
[ 72] Balharad: Joke
Sat Mar 15 19:16:19 1997
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I mean, I can't cast so much as a fishing rod
Well, it's easy
Just wave my arms around,
toss in a little latin
I usually blush,
and say I just lost conc.
Hope you enjoyed. I can't believe I still had them.