Something hilarious (read carefully):

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Posted by A laugher on October 27, 1999 at 15:09:21:

<1018hp 735m 520mv>
The gods protect the special guard from Kinsbark.
Inside the North Gate

[Exits: north south up]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A guard is here, watching the gate.
A guard is here, watching the gate.
The special guard has arrived.
Kinsbark has arrived.
The special guard has arrived.

<1018hp 735m 518mv> c spider
Your grip feels more firm.

Kinsbark looks at you.

<1018hp 675m 518mv> c armor guard

You are hungry.

<1018hp 721m 520mv>
Kinsbark says 'kin I have some kash?'

<1018hp 721m 520mv> The special guard is protected by your magic.

<1018hp 716m 520mv> c armor 2.guard

Kinsbark sneezes.

<1018hp 716m 520mv> The special guard is protected by your magic.

<1018hp 711m 520mv> o guard say Why did you tryed to attacked me then if you want me to giv eyou some gold?
The special guard says 'Why did you tryed to attacked me then if you want me to giv eyou some gold?'
Ok.

<1018hp 711m 520mv> o guard frown
The special guard frowns.
Ok.

<1018hp 711m 520mv>
The sky is getting cloudy.

<1018hp 711m 520mv>
Kinsbark says 'I kin't'

<1018hp 711m 520mv> exa girdle

You are hungry.

<1018hp 785m 520mv>
Kinsbark says 'I was trying to pinch your purse'

<1018hp 785m 520mv> The special guard says 'you tryed.'
Ok.

<1018hp 785m 520mv> get soup girdle
eat 1.
You get a bowl of hearty soup from the girdle of endless space.

<1018hp 785m 520mv> You eat a bowl of hearty soup.
You are full.

<1018hp 785m 520mv>
Kinsbark says 'I'm Kinkarky the master thef'

<1018hp 785m 520mv> o guard you want me to flag you?
Ok.

<1018hp 785m 520mv>
Kinsbark says 'watch...'

<1018hp 785m 520mv> o guard say you want me to flag you?
The special guard says 'you want me to flag you?'
Ok.

<1018hp 785m 520mv>
Kinsbark tried to steal from a battlement guard.
A battlement guard yells wildly 'Kinsbark tried to rob me!'
A battlement guard mauls Kinsbark.

<1018hp 785m 520mv>
The gate guard screams 'PROTECT THE INNOCENT!! BANZAI!!
The gate guard decimates Kinsbark!
Kinsbark is DEAD!!
Kinsbark's arm is sliced from his dead body.

<1018hp 785m 520mv>
Xalzirion auctions 'Bone of Snow Worm'

<1018hp 785m 520mv> laugh
You fall down laughing.

<1018hp 785m 520mv> exa corpse
The corpse of Kinsbark is lying here.
When you look inside, you see:
The corpse of Kinsbark contains:
a practice dagger
(Glowing) a long burning torch
a soft leather vest
a practice shield
a map of northern Galadon
a map of western Thera
a map of eastern Thera
a map of Galadon
50 gold coins

<1018hp 815m 520mv> tell kinsbark Sorry, it'S damn too much hilarious!!
c pass
They aren't here.

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