I'll tell you what's bullshit. Bards can sing you to sleep when their speech has beeng gibberised. n/t

I'll tell you what's bullshit. Bards can sing you to sleep when their speech has beeng gibberised. n/t:
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Posted by Baronic Bardkiller on November 02, 1999 at 14:58:38:

In Reply to: BullshitBullshitBullshit posted by Jehannum on October 31, 1999 at 18:46:05:

> Check out how awesome these cents are at their job! They're so badass, they're even on the clock while sleeping!

> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace.

> <431hp 363m 499mv> He is already dazed from a blow to the skull.

> <431hp 363m 499mv> People near you:
> (PK) Jehannum Two Partially Constructed Towers
> (PK) Denlor A Bend in the Imperial Road
> (PK) Vaebryn Two Partially Constructed Towers
> (PK) Kitratik The Beginnings of the Imperial City

> <431hp 363m 499mv>
> Trently leaves south.

> <431hp 363m 499mv>
> Vaebryn drives his dagger into your side!
> Vaebryn's knifing MUTILATES you!
> You yell 'Help! Vaebryn knifed me!'
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <391hp 363m 499mv>
> Trently has arrived.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <391hp 363m 499mv>
> You parry Vaebryn's slash.
> You parry Vaebryn's slash.
> You step out of the shadows.
> You trample around loudly again.
> Vaebryn parries your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn parries your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn parries your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <391hp 363m 499mv>
> Vaebryn's kicked dirt misses you.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <391hp 363m 499mv> di
> Your kicked dirt misses Vaebryn.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <391hp 363m 499mv>
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> Vaebryn's pierce devastates you!
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> Vaebryn parries your shocking bite.
> Your pierce misses Vaebryn.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <359hp 363m 499mv> di

> Zuelka has arrived.
> Kitratik has arrived.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <359hp 363m 499mv>
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> You parry Vaebryn's slash.
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <359hp 363m 499mv>
> Kitratik sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone,
> And cold be sleep under stone:
> Never more to wake on stony bed,
> Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.'
> An Imperial Centurion falls into a deep sleep.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <359hp 363m 499mv>
> You can't see a thing!
> Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <358hp 363m 499mv> Someone is blinded by the dirt in its eyes!
> Your kicked dirt scratches someone.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <358hp 363m 499mv>
> Someone's slash MUTILATES you!
> Someone's slash decimates you!
> You parry someone's slash.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone parries your shocking bite.
> Your pierce mauls someone.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <294hp 363m 499mv> dis

> You dodge someone's slash.
> You parry someone's slash.
> You dodge someone's slash.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone parries your shocking bite.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <294hp 363m 499mv>
> Someone sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone,
> And cold be sleep under stone:
> Never more to wake on stony bed,
> Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.'
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <294hp 363m 499mv>
> Someone's kick misses you.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <294hp 363m 499mv>
> You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
> You come to with a pounding headache.
> You feel less tough.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <303hp 372m 531mv> You try to disarm Vaebryn, but his grip his weapon is too firm!
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> Vaebryn's slash DISMEMBERS you!
> Vaebryn parries your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <249hp 372m 531mv>
> Trently smirks.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <249hp 372m 531mv> call resist

> Vaebryn's slash DISMEMBERS you!
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> You dodge Vaebryn's slash.
> You parry Vaebryn's slash.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <195hp 372m 531mv>
> Kitratik sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone,
> And cold be sleep under stone:
> Never more to wake on stony bed,
> Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.'
> An Imperial Centurion falls into a deep sleep.
> Vaebryn has a few scratches.

> <195hp 372m 531mv>
> You can't see a thing!
> Someone's kicked dirt grazes you.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <190hp 372m 531mv> fl

> Someone's slash DISMEMBERS you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> You dodge someone's slash.
> You dodge someone's slash.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 372m 531mv> fl
> fl
> fl
> You feel tough!
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 322m 531mv>
> You dodge someone's slash.
> You parry someone's slash.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone dodges your shocking bite.
> Someone parries your shocking bite.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 322m 531mv> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 322m 531mv>
> Someone sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone,
> And cold be sleep under stone:
> Never more to wake on stony bed,
> Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.'
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 322m 531mv>
> Someone disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 322m 531mv>
> Someone gets something.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <131hp 322m 531mv>
> Someone's slash maims you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> You dodge someone's slash.
> Someone's pierce devastates you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> Someone parries your punch.
> Someone parries your punch.
> Someone parries your punch.
> You have become better at third attack!
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <67hp 322m 531mv> snort
> You snort.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <67hp 322m 531mv>
> You dodge someone's slash.
> You dodge someone's slash.
> Someone's slash maims you!
> You sure are BLEEDING!
> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace.
> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
> You dodge someone's slash.
> Someone parries your punch.
> Someone parries your punch.
> Someone parries your punch.
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <31hp 322m 531mv>
> Someone sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone,
> And cold be sleep under stone:
> Never more to wake on stony bed,
> Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.'
> Someone has a few scratches.

> <31hp 322m 531mv>
> Someone's kick devastates you!
> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
> You have been KILLED!!

> You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
> As long as you don't attack anything.

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Comments:	> > Check out how awesome these cents are at their job! They're so badass, they're even on the clock while sleeping! > > > The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > <431hp 363m 499mv> He is already dazed from a blow to the skull. > > <431hp 363m 499mv> People near you: > > (PK) Jehannum Two Partially Constructed Towers > > (PK) Denlor A Bend in the Imperial Road > > (PK) Vaebryn Two Partially Constructed Towers > > (PK) Kitratik The Beginnings of the Imperial City > > <431hp 363m 499mv> > > Trently leaves south. > > <431hp 363m 499mv> > > Vaebryn drives his dagger into your side! > > Vaebryn's knifing MUTILATES you! > > You yell 'Help! Vaebryn knifed me!' > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <391hp 363m 499mv> > > Trently has arrived. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <391hp 363m 499mv> > > You parry Vaebryn's slash. > > You parry Vaebryn's slash. > > You step out of the shadows. > > You trample around loudly again. > > Vaebryn parries your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn parries your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn parries your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <391hp 363m 499mv> > > Vaebryn's kicked dirt misses you. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <391hp 363m 499mv> di > > Your kicked dirt misses Vaebryn. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <391hp 363m 499mv> > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > Vaebryn's pierce devastates you! > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > Vaebryn parries your shocking bite. > > Your pierce misses Vaebryn. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <359hp 363m 499mv> di > > Zuelka has arrived. > > Kitratik has arrived. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <359hp 363m 499mv> > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > You parry Vaebryn's slash. > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <359hp 363m 499mv> > > Kitratik sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone, > > And cold be sleep under stone: > > Never more to wake on stony bed, > > Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.' > > An Imperial Centurion falls into a deep sleep. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <359hp 363m 499mv> > > You can't see a thing! > > Someone's kicked dirt scratches you. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <358hp 363m 499mv> Someone is blinded by the dirt in its eyes! > > Your kicked dirt scratches someone. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <358hp 363m 499mv> > > Someone's slash MUTILATES you! > > Someone's slash decimates you! > > You parry someone's slash. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone parries your shocking bite. > > Your pierce mauls someone. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <294hp 363m 499mv> dis > > You dodge someone's slash. > > You parry someone's slash. > > You dodge someone's slash. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone parries your shocking bite. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <294hp 363m 499mv> > > Someone sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone, > > And cold be sleep under stone: > > Never more to wake on stony bed, > > Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.' > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <294hp 363m 499mv> > > Someone's kick misses you. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <294hp 363m 499mv> > > You rub the dirt out of your eyes. > > You come to with a pounding headache. > > You feel less tough. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <303hp 372m 531mv> You try to disarm Vaebryn, but his grip his weapon is too firm! > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > Vaebryn's slash DISMEMBERS you! > > Vaebryn parries your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <249hp 372m 531mv> > > Trently smirks. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <249hp 372m 531mv> call resist > > Vaebryn's slash DISMEMBERS you! > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > You dodge Vaebryn's slash. > > You parry Vaebryn's slash. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn dodges your shocking bite. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <195hp 372m 531mv> > > Kitratik sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone, > > And cold be sleep under stone: > > Never more to wake on stony bed, > > Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.' > > An Imperial Centurion falls into a deep sleep. > > Vaebryn has a few scratches. > > <195hp 372m 531mv> > > You can't see a thing! > > Someone's kicked dirt grazes you. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <190hp 372m 531mv> fl > > Someone's slash DISMEMBERS you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > You dodge someone's slash. > > You dodge someone's slash. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 372m 531mv> fl > > fl > > fl > > You feel tough! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> > > You dodge someone's slash. > > You parry someone's slash. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone dodges your shocking bite. > > Someone parries your shocking bite. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> > > Someone sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone, > > And cold be sleep under stone: > > Never more to wake on stony bed, > > Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.' > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> > > Someone disarms you and sends your weapon flying! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> > > Someone gets something. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <131hp 322m 531mv> > > Someone's slash maims you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > You dodge someone's slash. > > Someone's pierce devastates you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > Someone parries your punch. > > Someone parries your punch. > > Someone parries your punch. > > You have become better at third attack! > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <67hp 322m 531mv> snort > > You snort. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <67hp 322m 531mv> > > You dodge someone's slash. > > You dodge someone's slash. > > Someone's slash maims you! > > You sure are BLEEDING! > > The centurion blocks your path with quiet menace. > > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > > You dodge someone's slash. > > Someone parries your punch. > > Someone parries your punch. > > Someone parries your punch. > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <31hp 322m 531mv> > > Someone sings 'Cold be hand and heart and bone, > > And cold be sleep under stone: > > Never more to wake on stony bed, > > Never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.' > > Someone has a few scratches. > > <31hp 322m 531mv> > > Someone's kick devastates you! > > You are stunned, but will probably recover. > > You have been KILLED!! > > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes. > > As long as you don't attack anything.

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