Posted by Nameless transmuter on November 06, 1999 at 17:56:44:

How do you chop down 900hp in one blow? That is a little out of proportion...
I just had to try it, didn't I?
*mutter*

A few lucky blows would kill him.
Yodrar the dwarven guard looms over you like a mountain!
He smiles happily.

You bury your teeth in Yodrar the dwarven guard's body.
Your bite wounds Yodrar the dwarven guard.
Yodrar the dwarven guard has a few scratches.

Yodrar the dwarven guard drives his axes into both sides of your body, stunning
you.
Yodrar the dwarven guard's brutal attack MANGLES you!
Yodrar the dwarven guard's brutal attack MANGLES you!
Yodrar the dwarven guard parries your claw.
Your claw maims Yodrar the dwarven guard!
Yodrar the dwarven guard's cleave MASSACRES you!
Yodrar the dwarven guard's a titanium half-moon axe DECAPITATES you!
You have been KILLED!
You see the world from a new perspective as your head hits the ground.
You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

Follow Ups:

• You are dumb swist. decapitates means you've got no head, disembowel is a chunk of your stomach. Nameless transmuter 19:27:42 11/06/99 (0)
• It is called 'disembowel' (n/t) Swist 18:48:24 11/06/99 (4)
  • Re: It is called 'disembowel' (n/t) lilinsai 23:22:47 8/11/2000 (0)
  • Being disembowled and decapitated is quite different. n/t Jhyrbian 19:07:01 11/06/99 (2)
    • Only result the same. Swist 20:08:05 11/06/99 (1)
      • Wrong Dark Bard 07:22:33 11/07/99 (0)
• I believe the relevant term is "Ouch." The Arcane 18:03:03 11/06/99 (0)

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