Posted by `Shady on November 14, 1999 at 02:55:58:
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by the trainee!'
After two years of sucking at this game, I finally get my first damn unspeak. I still suck, granted, but that's besides the point.
The trainees attack is suddenly halted by the tip of your an Udgaardian man-at-arms' halberd.
Your cleave does UNSPEAKABLE things to the trainee!
The trainee is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The trainee's leg is sliced from his dead body.
You get 141 gold coins from the corpse of the trainee.
The gods give you 12 gold coins for your sacrifice.