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Posted by Woru on November 18, 1999 at 07:24:24:

In Reply to: Who says Empire *always* gangbang and none can RP? posted by Nulivos on November 16, 1999 at 20:56:58:

> <490hp 540m 373mv> s
> The Imperial Road
> You stand on a perfectly engineered road traveling as far as you
> can see to the north and south. Fields of crops surround you and
> the occasional farmhouse peeks above the rolling hills as you
> travel past. The farms here seem to be well maintained and the
> few people you do see are hard at work tending their crops or
> preparing for the next day. Far to the north you see a line of
> snow covered mountains, to the south the road leads through the
> rolling hills.
>
> [Exits: north south]

> <493hp 563m 402mv> s

> A fire elemental has arrived.
> A croaking challegha demon has arrived.

> <493hp 563m 402mv> Entrance to the Imperial Lands
> You stand on a perfectly engineered road traveling as far as you can
> see to the north. Fields of crops surround you and the occasional
> farmhouse peeks above the rolling hills as you travel past. Two large
> towers lie on each side of the road. The arrow slits on the second
> story look like the eyes of two great sentries guarding the Imperial
> Road. Far to the north you see a line of snow covered mountains, to the
> south lies the beginning of a small village.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> (Invis) Meheret the cloud giant is here.
> (Invis) Mirilerim the gnome is here.
> (Invis) Amberstasia the arial is resting here.

> <493hp 563m 401mv> wher
> s

> Amberstasia looks at you.

> <493hp 563m 401mv> People near you:
> Amberstasia Entrance to the Imperial Lands
> Mirilerim Entrance to the Imperial Lands
> Meheret Entrance to the Imperial Lands
> (PK) Nulivos Entrance to the Imperial Lands

> <493hp 563m 401mv> wher
> Entrance to the village of Balator
> The trail is currently empty save for a few merchants and travelers
> entering and leaving the village to the south. From your vantage point
> you can see that the village is predominantly surrounded by fields of
> various crops, no doubt belonging to the local farmers who come to Balator
> to trade with villagers and merchants from the rest of Thera. A small
> wooden sign, almost completely obscured by foliage, is stuck in the ground
> just off the path to the east.
>
> [Exits: north south]
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> A fire elemental has arrived.
> A croaking challegha demon has arrived.

> <493hp 563m 400mv> s
> People near you:
> (PK) Xentral A crowded marketplace
> (PK) Jaxar A crowded marketplace
> Neamest A crowded marketplace
> (PK) Nulivos Entrance to the village of Balator

> <493hp 563m 400mv> On the main path through the village
> Travelers, merchants, and villagers pass by, going about their business
> and paying very little attention to you. To the west you can see a
> marketplace and some stables can be seen to the east. The dirt path
> continues both north and south.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> An arial warrior student dives and strikes.

> <493hp 563m 399mv> w
> w
> w

> A fire elemental has arrived.
> A croaking challegha demon has arrived.

> <493hp 563m 399mv> c f Xentral
> A crowded marketplace
> This place is much more packed then you would have expected from seeing
> the size of the rest of the village. You see local farmers and artisans
> bartering with each other much as you would expect. Here, too, are
> merchants from all across Thera, of almost every race and origin
> imaginable. Opposing forces coexist peacefully here, for the moment at
> least; age-old enemies combat each other with words and prices rather then
> blades and magic in this place.
>
> [Exits: north east south west]
> A human warrior student trains in battle and tactics here.
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> A human member of the Balator town watch keeps the peace here.

> <493hp 563m 398mv> A crowded marketplace
> This place is much more packed then you would have expected from seeing
> the size of the rest of the village. You see local farmers and artisans
> bartering with each other much as you would expect. Here, too, are
> merchants from all across Thera, of almost every race and origin
> imaginable. Opposing forces coexist peacefully here, for the moment at
> least; age-old enemies combat each other with words and prices rather then
> blades and magic in this place.
>
> [Exits: north east south]
> A dwarven warrior student grumbles words of hatred for magic.
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> A felar trapper is here, selling his foods and furs at market.
> A human member of the Balator town watch keeps the peace here.

> <493hp 563m 395mv> Alas, you cannot go that way.

> <493hp 563m 395mv> They aren't here.

> <493hp 563m 395mv> s
> c f Xentral
> A crowded marketplace
> This place is much more packed then you would have expected from seeing
> the size of the rest of the village. You see local farmers and artisans
> bartering with each other much as you would expect. Here, too, are
> merchants from all across Thera, of almost every race and origin
> imaginable. Opposing forces coexist peacefully here, for the moment at
> least; age-old enemies combat each other with words and prices rather then
> blades and magic in this place.
>
> [Exits: north east]
> Xentral the dark-elf is here, fighting a merchant.
> Neamest the human is here, fighting a merchant.
> Jaxar the human is here, fighting a merchant.
> A human merchant is here, looking to buy goods to sell in Arkham.
> A gnome merchant is here, looking to buy goods to sell in Ofcol.
> A villager passes by on their way about town.

> <493hp 563m 392mv>
> A fire elemental has arrived.
> A croaking challegha demon has arrived.
> Jaxar's slash devastates a merchant!

> <493hp 563m 392mv> Xentral yells 'Die, Nulivos, you sorcerous dog!'
> Xentral is surrounded by a pink outline.

> <493hp 558m 392mv>
> Neamest tries to weaken a merchant with nerve pressure, but fails.

> <493hp 558m 392mv> c m Xentral

> A merchant sends Jaxar sprawling with a powerful bash.
> A merchant's bash hits Jaxar.
> Neamest's slash EVISCERATES a merchant!

> <493hp 558m 392mv> Xentral yells 'Die, Nulivos, you sorcerous dog!'
> You fade into existence.
> Your magic missile devastates Xentral!
> Your magic missile devastates Xentral!
> Your magic missile devastates Xentral!
> Xentral is covered with bleeding wounds.

> <493hp 543m 392mv>
> Xentral yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a fire elemental!'
> A fire elemental MASSACRES Xentral!
> Xentral yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a croaking challegha demon!'
> A croaking challegha demon MASSACRES Xentral!
> A croaking challegha demon MASSACRES Xentral!
> Xentral is DEAD!!
> Xentral's finger is sliced from his dead body.

> <493hp 569m 406mv>
> Jaxar's pierce devastates a merchant!
> Neamest's slash EVISCERATES a merchant!

> <493hp 569m 406mv> c m jaxar

> Neamest's caltraps mauls a merchant.
> Jaxar yells 'Die, Nulivos, you sorcerous dog!'
> Your magic missile injures Jaxar.
> Your magic missile injures Jaxar.
> Your magic missile injures Jaxar.
> Jaxar has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <493hp 554m 406mv>
> Jaxar yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a fire elemental!'
> A croaking challegha demon crouches down over the corpse of Xentral and tears at it hungrily.
> Jaxar yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a croaking challegha demon!'
> A croaking challegha demon MANGLES Jaxar!
> Jaxar is covered with bleeding wounds.

> <493hp 554m 406mv>
> A fire elemental spits out a ball of flame!
> The gods protect Neamest from a fire elemental.
> A fire elemental's fireball MANGLES Jaxar!
> A fire elemental's fireball MANGLES a merchant!
> A fire elemental's fireball MUTILATES a gnome merchant!
> A fire elemental's fireball wounds a villager.
> A gnome merchant's stab EVISCERATES a fire elemental!
> A gnome merchant's kick maims a fire elemental!
> Jaxar's pierce decimates a merchant!
> Jaxar parries your pierce.
> Your pierce misses Jaxar.
> A villager's punch misses a fire elemental.
> Jaxar is gushing blood.

> <493hp 554m 406mv> c f

> Jaxar grabs hold of a merchant's wrist and twists it violently!
> Jaxar's kotegaeshi EVISCERATES a merchant!
> Jaxar is gushing blood.

> <493hp 554m 406mv> Jaxar is surrounded by a pink outline.
> Jaxar is gushing blood.

> <493hp 549m 406mv>
> A croaking challegha demon's kick decimates Jaxar!
> A gnome merchant's stab EVISCERATES a fire elemental!
> Jaxar's slash maims a merchant!
> Neamest's slash EVISCERATES a merchant!
> Neamest's slash EVISCERATES a merchant!
> Neamest's slash DISMEMBERS a merchant!
> Jaxar parries your pierce.
> Jaxar dodges your pierce.
> A villager's punch misses a fire elemental.
> Jaxar is writhing in agony.

> <493hp 549m 406mv>
> Neamest throws a merchant to the ground with stunning force.
> Neamest's throw MUTILATES a merchant!
> Jaxar is writhing in agony.

> <493hp 549m 406mv> cc m

> A gnome merchant's stab MUTILATES a fire elemental!
> Jaxar's slash MUTILATES a merchant!
> A merchant is DEAD!!
> A merchant's leg is sliced from her dead body.
> Jaxar gets 3400 gold coins from the corpse of a merchant.
> Jaxar sacrifices the corpse of a merchant to the gods.
> Your pierce MUTILATES Jaxar!
> Jaxar leaves north.
> Neamest leaves north.
> Jaxar has fled!

> <493hp 549m 406mv> c m
> Huh?

> <493hp 549m 406mv> On whom?

> <493hp 549m 406mv> n
> A crowded marketplace
> This place is much more packed then you would have expected from seeing
> the size of the rest of the village. You see local farmers and artisans
> bartering with each other much as you would expect. Here, too, are
> merchants from all across Thera, of almost every race and origin
> imaginable. Opposing forces coexist peacefully here, for the moment at
> least; age-old enemies combat each other with words and prices rather then
> blades and magic in this place.
>
> [Exits: north east south]
> Neamest the human is here.
> (Pink Aura) Jaxar the human is here.
> A dwarven warrior student grumbles words of hatred for magic.
> A villager passes by on their way about town.
> A felar trapper is here, selling his foods and furs at market.
> A human member of the Balator town watch keeps the peace here.

> <493hp 549m 403mv> c m jaxar

> Jaxar throws down a small globe.
> Jaxar yells 'Die, Nulivos, you sorcerous dog!'
> Your magic missile hits Jaxar.
> Your magic missile hits Jaxar.
> Your magic missile hits Jaxar.
> Jaxar is convulsing on the ground.

> <493hp 534m 403mv>
> A croaking challegha demon has arrived.
> Jaxar yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a croaking challegha demon!'
> A croaking challegha demon's bash misses Jaxar.
> A croaking challegha demon falls flat on its face.
> Jaxar is convulsing on the ground.

> <493hp 534m 403mv> c m

> You parry Jaxar's slash.
> Jaxar's pierce devastates you!
> The gods protect Nulivos from Neamest.
> Jaxar parries your pierce.
> Jaxar is convulsing on the ground.

> <463hp 534m 403mv> Your magic missile maims Jaxar!
> Jaxar is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
> Your magic missile maims Jaxar!
> Jaxar is DEAD!!
> Jaxar's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.

> <463hp 519m 403mv>
> A croaking challegha demon crouches down over the corpse of Jaxar and tears at it hungrily.

> **********SNIP TO CONVERSATION**********

> <493hp 705m 394mv> say Xentral, you will continue to pay for your anathema ways.
> You say 'Xentral, you will continue to pay for your anathema ways.'

> <493hp 705m 394mv>
> Xentral says 'fuck you'

> <493hp 705m 394mv> say And those that travel with him.

> Neamest's thirst grazes him.

> <493hp 742m 406mv> You say 'And those that travel with him.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> glare jaxar

> Jaxar says 'stupid fucker'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> You glare icily at him.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Mirilerim drinks water from a water jug.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Neamest drinks water from a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Jaxar looks at you.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Amberstasia says 'No you don't. Nulivos is mine.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Amberstasia glares around her.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Neamest says 'Like I would fear the Empre'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Jaxar says 'ur nothign without ur little gay pets'
> Amberstasia leaves east.
> Mirilerim leaves east.
> Meheret leaves east.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> You are hungry.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Jaxar says 'ur little fag pets'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> say I destroyed both of you, by myself.
> You say 'I destroyed both of you, by myself.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> Someone spits in utter disgust!

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Jaxar steps out of the shadows.
> Jaxar says 'sure'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> The brains of Jaxar decomposes.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Jaxar says 'theats why those stupid pets of urs kicked my ass'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Xentral says 'nulivos is a fucking faggot mage'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> say I spend my time learning to call these "pets", you spend your time learning to fight as an assassin.

> It starts to rain.

> <493hp 742m 406mv> You say 'I spend my time learning to call these "pets", you spend your time learning to fight as an assassin.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Jaxar says 'ur nothign'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Neamest concentrates for a moment, then resumes his position.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> You are hungry.
> Your skin feels soft again.

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Meheret yells 'Die, Vinmoros, you sorcerous dog!'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> A cheetah tells you 'perhaps.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> say At least I am not a corpse that has been consumed by a challegha demon.
> You say 'At least I am not a corpse that has been consumed by a challegha demon.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv> say Very well, learn or die many times over.
> You say 'Very well, learn or die many times over.'

> <493hp 742m 406mv>
> Xentral says 'eat dog shit mage'


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