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Posted by Joshu on November 19, 1999 at 10:49:01:

In Reply to: If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all. N/T posted by Rome on November 19, 1999 at 08:54:20:

> > > Lost in the frigid wastelands

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > Xilonen is here.
> > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits.
> > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food.
> > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows.
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > You fade into existence.
> > > Your bite devastates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen yells 'Help! a tiger bit me!'
> > > Xilonen has a few scratches.

> > > <689hp 987m 586mv>
> > > Xilonen's drowning MUTILATES you!
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen deflects your claw with his shield.
> > > An earth elemental's pound devastates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen has some small but disgusting cuts.

> > > <650hp 987m 586 v i e
> > > Xilonen's drowning MUTILATES you!
> > > Xilonen's drowning misses you.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen has some small but disgusting cuts.

> > > <611hp 987m 586mvbite
> > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite decimates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen has some small but disgusting cuts.

> > > <611hp 987m 586mv>
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > An earth elemental's pound devastates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen dodges your claw.
> > > Xilonen dodges your claw.
> > > Xilonen dodges your claw.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen is covered with bleeding wounds.

> > > <611hp 987m 586mv>
> > > Xilonen is covered with bleeding wounds.

> > > <611hp 987m 586mv> bite
> > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite decimates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen is covered with bleeding wounds.

> > > <611hp 987m 586mv>
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > Xilonen delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > Your claw MASSACRES Xilonen!
> > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen is gushing blood.

> > > <611hp 987m 586mv> bite

> > > Xilonen leaves east.
> > > Xilonen has fled!
> > > But you aren't fighting anyone!

> > > <611hp 987m 586mv> e
> > > Lost in the frigid wastelands

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > Steam rises from a hot-water spring here.
> > > Xilonen is here.
> > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food.
> > > A frost giant lumbers through the wasteland.
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <611hp 987m 584mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite MUTILATES Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen yells 'Help! a tiger bit me!'
> > > Xilonen is gushing blood.

> > > <611hp 987m 584mv>
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen dodges your claw.
> > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen leaves west.
> > > Xilonen has fled!

> > > <611hp 987m 584mw> e
> > > Lost in the frigid wastelands

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > Xilonen is here.
> > > A frost giant lumbers through the wasteland.
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <620hp 967m 586mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite MUTILATES Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen leaves south.
> > > Xilonen has fled!

> > > <620hp 967m 586mv> s
> > > Lost in the frigid wastelands

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <620hp 967m 584mv> They aren't here.

> > > <620hp 967m 584mv> s
> > > wheA trail through the frigid wasteland

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <620hp 967m 582mv> r
> > > People near you:
> > > (PK) Xilonen Lost in the frigid wastelands
> > > (PK) a tiger A trail through the frigid wasteland

> > > <620hp 967m 582mv> e
> > > e
> > > A trail through the frigid wasteland

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits.
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <620hp 967m 580mv> A trail through the frigid wasteland

> > > [Exits: east south west]
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <620hp 967m 578mv> w
> > > scA trail through the frigid wasteland

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits.
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <620hp 967m 576mv> a s
> > > sca You scan south.
> > > ***** Range 2 *****
> > > (Charmed) A towering humanoid monster of living stone rises before you!
> > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits.

> > >
> > > <620hp 967m 576mv> n
> > > You scan north.
> > > ***** Range 1 *****
> > > Xilonen is here.
> > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits.
> > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food.
> > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows.

> > > ***** Range 2 *****
> > > Xilonen is here.
> > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits.
> > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food.
> > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows.

> > >
> > > <620hp 967m 576mv> n
> > > Lost in the frigid wastelands

> > > <620hp 967m 574mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite MUTILATES Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen lands a lucky blow!
> > > Xilonen's drowning EVISCERATES you!
> > > Xilonen leaves north.
> > > Xilonen has arrived.
> > > Xilonen yells 'Help! a tiger bit me!'
> > > Xilonen is writhing in agony.

> > > <569hp 967m 574mv>
> > > Xilonen gets a wild look in his eyes.
> > > Xilonen is gushing blood.

> > > <569hp 967m 574mv>
> > > The extreme cold mauls Xilonen.
> > > Xilonen is gushing blood.

> > > <569hp 967m 574mv>
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > Your claw EVISCERATES Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen is writhing in agony.

> > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite decimates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen leaves north.
> > > Xilonen has arrived.
> > > Xilonen is writhing in agony.

> > > <569hp 967m 574mv>
> > > Xilonen delivers a blow of deadly force!
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning.
> > > An earth elemental's pound devastates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen deflects your claw with his shield.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Xilonen is convulsing on the ground.

> > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite devastates Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen leaves north.
> > > Xilonen has arrived.
> > > Xilonen is convulsing on the ground.

> > > <569hp 967m 574mv>
> > > Xilonen's drowning devastates you!
> > > Xilonen dodges your claw.
> > > Xilonen parries your claw.
> > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen leaves west.
> > > Xilonen has fled!

> > > <540hp 967m 574mv> w
> > > Lost in the frigid wastelands

> > > [Exits: north east south west]
> > > Xilonen is here.
> > > An earth elemental has arrived.

> > > <540hp 967m 572mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body.
> > > Your bite maims Xilonen!
> > > Xilonen is DEAD!!
> > > Xilonen's foot is sliced from his dead body.

> > > <540hp 967m 572mv> rev
> > > g scimitar corpse
> > > lYou concentrate a moment and return to your normal shape.

> > > <540hp 967m 572mv> iYou get a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer' from the corpse of X
> > > ilonen.

> > > <540hp 967m 572mv> n corpse
> > > The corpse of Xilonen contains:
> > > ( 2) the Dwarven ring
> > > (Glowing) (Humming) a sparking lightning sword
> > > a pair of white gloves
> > > an adamantite breastplate
> > > a pair of armguards from the snow worm
> > > the girdle of rats
> > > a leather backpack
> > > an adamantite helm
> > > (Glowing) an elemental amulet
> > > (Humming) an electric shield
> > > cloak of Nightwing
> > > a chameleon poncho
> > > a water skin
> > > ( 2) a charred leather bracer
> > > (Humming) the Helm of Control
> > > some beef jerky
> > > 331 gold coins

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No, Joshu, this is a LOG BOARD. He posted a log. You dont like it, pass it by. Rome was absolutely correct. Just because you may think it is not interesting doesn't mean it is any less appropriate for this page. I'm not deleting the flames this time, for educational purposes. n/t Graatch(VIP) 16:38:26 11/19/99 (9)
- Jesus! I'm not saying it's against the rules to post boring logs, but at least make an effort to entertain huh...20 screens of someone bashing someone else, gets kindda weary after a while (n/t) Joshu 07:32:05 11/20/99 (0)
- Re: Here is a short log for educational purposes(whatever) Zendrac 16:51:30 11/19/99 (7)
  - I cast my vote for archival! Fifi la fieu 22:17:19 11/19/99 (0)
  - Never let it be said I can't take it as well as I give it. Reading that now I laughed very, very hard. (Text) Graatch(VIP) 18:12:44 11/19/99 (3)
    - Re: Never let it be said I can't take it as well as I give it. Reading that now I laughed very, very hard. (Text) Londesdale 04:02:45 11/20/99 (0)
    - Was? n/t Graatch worshipper 22:16:14 11/19/99 (0)
    - Heh, and I'm the psychopath. Right. Bebe the Giddy Monkey 18:22:45 11/19/99 (0)
  - Re: That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. (n/t) Saerin 17:19:44 11/19/99 (0)
  - BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That should be archived...BWHAHAHA nt Ponderer(VIP) 16:59:31 11/19/99 (0)

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Comments:	> > > > Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food. > > > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > You fade into existence. > > > > Your bite devastates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen yells 'Help! a tiger bit me!' > > > > Xilonen has a few scratches. > > > > <689hp 987m 586mv> > > > > Xilonen's drowning MUTILATES you! > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen deflects your claw with his shield. > > > > An earth elemental's pound devastates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <650hp 987m 586 v i e > > > > Xilonen's drowning MUTILATES you! > > > > Xilonen's drowning misses you. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <611hp 987m 586mvbite > > > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite decimates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen has some small but disgusting cuts. > > > > <611hp 987m 586mv> > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > An earth elemental's pound devastates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen dodges your claw. > > > > Xilonen dodges your claw. > > > > Xilonen dodges your claw. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <611hp 987m 586mv> > > > > Xilonen is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <611hp 987m 586mv> bite > > > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite decimates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen is covered with bleeding wounds. > > > > <611hp 987m 586mv> > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > Xilonen delivers a blow of deadly force! > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > Your claw MASSACRES Xilonen! > > > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen is gushing blood. > > > > <611hp 987m 586mv> bite > > > > Xilonen leaves east. > > > > Xilonen has fled! > > > > But you aren't fighting anyone! > > > > <611hp 987m 586mv> e > > > > Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > Steam rises from a hot-water spring here. > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food. > > > > A frost giant lumbers through the wasteland. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <611hp 987m 584mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite MUTILATES Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen yells 'Help! a tiger bit me!' > > > > Xilonen is gushing blood. > > > > <611hp 987m 584mv> > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen dodges your claw. > > > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen leaves west. > > > > Xilonen has fled! > > > > <611hp 987m 584mw> e > > > > Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > A frost giant lumbers through the wasteland. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 586mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite MUTILATES Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen leaves south. > > > > Xilonen has fled! > > > > <620hp 967m 586mv> s > > > > Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 584mv> They aren't here. > > > > <620hp 967m 584mv> s > > > > wheA trail through the frigid wasteland > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 582mv> r > > > > People near you: > > > > (PK) Xilonen Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > (PK) a tiger A trail through the frigid wasteland > > > > <620hp 967m 582mv> e > > > > e > > > > A trail through the frigid wasteland > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 580mv> A trail through the frigid wasteland > > > > [Exits: east south west] > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 578mv> w > > > > scA trail through the frigid wasteland > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 576mv> a s > > > > sca You scan south. > > > > *** Range 2 * > > > > (Charmed) A towering humanoid monster of living stone rises before you! > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > > > > > <620hp 967m 576mv> n > > > > You scan north. > > > > * Range 1 * > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food. > > > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows. > > > > * Range 2 *** > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food. > > > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows. > > > > > > > > <620hp 967m 576mv> n > > > > Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > A trail-ranger patrols here, guarding the trade-routes from bandits. > > > > A large, white-furred elk roams here searching for any signs of food. > > > > A ragged-looking Felar watches you closely from the shadows. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <620hp 967m 574mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite MUTILATES Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen lands a lucky blow! > > > > Xilonen's drowning EVISCERATES you! > > > > Xilonen leaves north. > > > > Xilonen has arrived. > > > > Xilonen yells 'Help! a tiger bit me!' > > > > Xilonen is writhing in agony. > > > > <569hp 967m 574mv> > > > > Xilonen gets a wild look in his eyes. > > > > Xilonen is gushing blood. > > > > <569hp 967m 574mv> > > > > The extreme cold mauls Xilonen. > > > > Xilonen is gushing blood. > > > > <569hp 967m 574mv> > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > Your claw EVISCERATES Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen is writhing in agony. > > > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite decimates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen leaves north. > > > > Xilonen has arrived. > > > > Xilonen is writhing in agony. > > > > <569hp 967m 574mv> > > > > Xilonen delivers a blow of deadly force! > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > You dodge Xilonen's drowning. > > > > An earth elemental's pound devastates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen deflects your claw with his shield. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Xilonen is convulsing on the ground. > > > > You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite devastates Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen leaves north. > > > > Xilonen has arrived. > > > > Xilonen is convulsing on the ground. > > > > <569hp 967m 574mv> > > > > Xilonen's drowning devastates you! > > > > Xilonen dodges your claw. > > > > Xilonen parries your claw. > > > > Your claw DISMEMBERS Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen leaves west. > > > > Xilonen has fled! > > > > <540hp 967m 574mv> w > > > > Lost in the frigid wastelands > > > > [Exits: north east south west] > > > > Xilonen is here. > > > > An earth elemental has arrived. > > > > <540hp 967m 572mv> You bury your teeth in Xilonen's body. > > > > Your bite maims Xilonen! > > > > Xilonen is DEAD!! > > > > Xilonen's foot is sliced from his dead body. > > > > <540hp 967m 572mv> rev > > > > g scimitar corpse > > > > lYou concentrate a moment and return to your normal shape. > > > > <540hp 967m 572mv> iYou get a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer' from the corpse of X > > > > ilonen. > > > > <540hp 967m 572mv> n corpse > > > > The corpse of Xilonen contains: > > > > ( 2) the Dwarven ring > > > > (Glowing) (Humming) a sparking lightning sword > > > > a pair of white gloves > > > > an adamantite breastplate > > > > a pair of armguards from the snow worm > > > > the girdle of rats > > > > a leather backpack > > > > an adamantite helm > > > > (Glowing) an elemental amulet > > > > (Humming) an electric shield > > > > cloak of Nightwing > > > > a chameleon poncho > > > > a water skin > > > > ( 2) a charred leather bracer > > > > (Humming) the Helm of Control > > > > some beef jerky > > > > 331 gold coins

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