Yggie v Palan or The Wit is Sharper than the A-P Axe

Yggie v Palan or The Wit is Sharper than the A-P Axe:
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Posted by Ygnacio on November 20, 1999 at 01:19:53:

>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You are hungry.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House tries to disarm Palan, but fails.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> get steak
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 2.back
>> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d
irection.
>> The Matron Mother of the First House calls forth the demons of Hell upon Pala
n!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's torments DISMEMBERS Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> pack
eatYou get a large boar steak from a backpack.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> steak
You eat a large boar steak.
You are full.
>> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating misses Palan.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam l palan
You tell your familiar to 'look palan'.
>> Born with one eye, Palan covers his fa
ce under a hood.
>> His blood-red eye glows feverishly from the darkness
>> and his teeth grind monotonously. His stumpy figure
>> is entirely clad in tight, spiked armor, making him
>> impossible to touch without serious injury. Gnarled
>> twitching hands hold a large, sharp axe, smeared with
>> blood. The smell of death and decay eminate strongly
>> from his rancid hide.
>> Palan, a male duergar, is covered with bleeding wounds.

>> Palan is using:
>> >> the Seantryn Royal Signet Ring
>> >> (Glowing) (Humming) an Arkham signet ring
>> >> a jade talisman
>> >> an etched dragonscale pendant
>> >> some spiked body armor
>> >> (Magical) (Glowing) an ogre-horned helm
>> >> Leggings from the Scales of Tiamat
>> >> a pair of spiked boots
>> >> some spiked gauntlets
>> >> a phylactery of free movement
>> >> a skin from the snow leopard
>> >> a girth of lobster plates
>> >> (Glowing) a wide copper bracelet
>> >> the double-bladed axe of Trel'aran
>> >> (Glowing) a mace of frost

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite DISMEMBERS the faMatron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> m l matron
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
You tell your familiar to 'look matron'.
>> This crone looks to be over 1900 year
s old. Such instances of longevity
>> are indicative of the favor of the Spider Queen.
>> The Matron Mother of the First House has a few scratches.

>> the Matron Mother of the First House is using:
>> >> (Magical) (Glowing) a symbol of the Spider Queen
>> >> (Magical) a purple silk gown
>> >> (Magical) a drow shield

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d
irection.
>> The fires of Hell are reflected in the eyes of Palan, who sags with the burde
n of the damned!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d
irection.
>> Palan looks fatigued.
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's fatigue MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's freezing bite misses the Matron Mother of the First House.
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House trips Palan, sending him to the ground.
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's trip scratches Palan.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's freezing bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating misses Palan.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam sca
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> n s
You tell your familiar to 'scan s'.
>> You scan south.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d
irection.
>> Palan's pendant glows with a sickly light!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House trips Palan, sending him to the ground.
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's trip scratches Palan.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating misses Palan.
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam l palan

>> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You tell your familiar to 'look palan'.
>> Born with one ey
e, Palan covers his face under a hood.
>> His blood-red eye glows feverishly from the darkness
>> and his teeth grind monotonously. His stumpy figure
>> is entirely clad in tight, spiked armor, making him
>> impossible to touch without serious injury. Gnarled
>> twitching hands hold a large, sharp axe, smeared with
>> blood. The smell of death and decay eminate strongly
>> from his rancid hide.
>> Palan, a male duergar, is convulsing on the ground.

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> Palan's pendant glows with a sickly light!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan!

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
>> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House!
>> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan!
>> Palan is DEAD!!
>> Palan's severed head plops on the ground.
<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam l in corpse
You tell your familiar to 'look in corpse'.
>> The corpse of Palan contains:
>> an etched dragonscale pendant
>> some spiked body armor
>> (Glowing) (Humming) an Arkham signet ring
>> (Glowing) a wide copper bracelet
>> the Seantryn Royal Signet Ring
>> a jade talisman
>> Leggings from the Scales of Tiamat
>> a phylactery of free movement
>> a girth of lobster plates
>> (Glowing) a mace of frost
>> a skin from the snow leopard
>> a pair of spiked boots
>> some spiked gauntlets
>> (Magical) (Glowing) an ogre-horned helm
>> a shield made of boiled leather
>> (Magical) (Glowing) the orb of travel
>> an invitation from the Empress
>> ( 2) a strange metallic wand
>> (Glowing) the Cloak of the Deep
>> (Magical) (Glowing) an everfull skin
>> ( 2) (Magical) (Glowing) a wand of return
>> the double-bladed axe of Trel'aran
[Hit Return to continue]

fam get pendant corpse
>> ( 3) a grey and white wand
>> an herb of cleansing
>> the pouch of nourishment
>> a cupful of pain
>> 135896 gold coins

<100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You tell your familiar to 'get pendant corpse'.
>> You can
only pick up items from the ground.

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Comments:	> >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > You are hungry. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House tries to disarm Palan, but fails. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> get steak > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 2.back > >> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d > irection. > >> The Matron Mother of the First House calls forth the demons of Hell upon Pala > n! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's torments DISMEMBERS Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> pack > eatYou get a large boar steak from a backpack. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> steak > You eat a large boar steak. > You are full. > >> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating misses Palan. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam l palan > You tell your familiar to 'look palan'. > >> Born with one eye, Palan covers his fa > ce under a hood. > >> His blood-red eye glows feverishly from the darkness > >> and his teeth grind monotonously. His stumpy figure > >> is entirely clad in tight, spiked armor, making him > >> impossible to touch without serious injury. Gnarled > >> twitching hands hold a large, sharp axe, smeared with > >> blood. The smell of death and decay eminate strongly > >> from his rancid hide. > >> Palan, a male duergar, is covered with bleeding wounds. > >> Palan is using: > >> <worn on finger> >> the Seantryn Royal Signet Ring > >> <worn on finger> >> (Glowing) (Humming) an Arkham signet ring > >> <worn around neck> >> a jade talisman > >> <worn around neck> >> an etched dragonscale pendant > >> <worn on body> >> some spiked body armor > >> <worn on head> >> (Magical) (Glowing) an ogre-horned helm > >> <worn on legs> >> Leggings from the Scales of Tiamat > >> <worn on feet> >> a pair of spiked boots > >> <worn on hands> >> some spiked gauntlets > >> <worn on arms> >> a phylactery of free movement > >> <worn about body> >> a skin from the snow leopard > >> <worn about waist> >> a girth of lobster plates > >> <worn around wrist> >> (Glowing) a wide copper bracelet > >> <wielded> >> the double-bladed axe of Trel'aran > >> <dual wield> >> (Glowing) a mace of frost > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite DISMEMBERS the faMatron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> m l matron > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > You tell your familiar to 'look matron'. > >> This crone looks to be over 1900 year > s old. Such instances of longevity > >> are indicative of the favor of the Spider Queen. > >> The Matron Mother of the First House has a few scratches. > >> the Matron Mother of the First House is using: > >> <worn around neck> >> (Magical) (Glowing) a symbol of the Spider Queen > >> <worn on body> >> (Magical) a purple silk gown > >> <worn as shield> >> (Magical) a drow shield > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d > irection. > >> The fires of Hell are reflected in the eyes of Palan, who sags with the burde > n of the damned! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d > irection. > >> Palan looks fatigued. > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's fatigue MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's freezing bite misses the Matron Mother of the First House. > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House trips Palan, sending him to the ground. > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's trip scratches Palan. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's freezing bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating misses Palan. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam sca > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> n s > You tell your familiar to 'scan s'. > >> You scan south. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> The Matron Mother of the First House narrows her eyes and glares in Palan's d > irection. > >> Palan's pendant glows with a sickly light! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House trips Palan, sending him to the ground. > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's trip scratches Palan. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating misses Palan. > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam l palan > >> Palan's acidic bite DISMEMBERS the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You tell your familiar to 'look palan'. > >> Born with one ey > e, Palan covers his face under a hood. > >> His blood-red eye glows feverishly from the darkness > >> and his teeth grind monotonously. His stumpy figure > >> is entirely clad in tight, spiked armor, making him > >> impossible to touch without serious injury. Gnarled > >> twitching hands hold a large, sharp axe, smeared with > >> blood. The smell of death and decay eminate strongly > >> from his rancid hide. > >> Palan, a male duergar, is convulsing on the ground. > >> Palan is using: > >> <worn on finger> >> the Seantryn Royal Signet Ring > >> <worn on finger> >> (Glowing) (Humming) an Arkham signet ring > >> <worn around neck> >> a jade talisman > >> <worn around neck> >> an etched dragonscale pendant > >> <worn on body> >> some spiked body armor > >> <worn on head> >> (Magical) (Glowing) an ogre-horned helm > >> <worn on legs> >> Leggings from the Scales of Tiamat > >> <worn on feet> >> a pair of spiked boots > >> <worn on hands> >> some spiked gauntlets > >> <worn on arms> >> a phylactery of free movement > >> <worn about body> >> a skin from the snow leopard > >> <worn about waist> >> a girth of lobster plates > >> <worn around wrist> >> (Glowing) a wide copper bracelet > >> <wielded> >> the double-bladed axe of Trel'aran > >> <dual wield> >> (Glowing) a mace of frost > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's acidic bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> Palan's pendant glows with a sickly light! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating EVISCERATES Palan! > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> > >> Palan's freezing bite EVISCERATES the Matron Mother of the First House! > >> The Matron Mother of the First House's beating MUTILATES Palan! > >> Palan is DEAD!! > >> Palan's severed head plops on the ground. > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> fam l in corpse > You tell your familiar to 'look in corpse'. > >> The corpse of Palan contains: > >> an etched dragonscale pendant > >> some spiked body armor > >> (Glowing) (Humming) an Arkham signet ring > >> (Glowing) a wide copper bracelet > >> the Seantryn Royal Signet Ring > >> a jade talisman > >> Leggings from the Scales of Tiamat > >> a phylactery of free movement > >> a girth of lobster plates > >> (Glowing) a mace of frost > >> a skin from the snow leopard > >> a pair of spiked boots > >> some spiked gauntlets > >> (Magical) (Glowing) an ogre-horned helm > >> a shield made of boiled leather > >> (Magical) (Glowing) the orb of travel > >> an invitation from the Empress > >> ( 2) a strange metallic wand > >> (Glowing) the Cloak of the Deep > >> (Magical) (Glowing) an everfull skin > >> ( 2) (Magical) (Glowing) a wand of return > >> the double-bladed axe of Trel'aran > [Hit Return to continue] > fam get pendant corpse > >> ( 3) a grey and white wand > >> an herb of cleansing > >> the pouch of nourishment > >> a cupful of pain > >> 135896 gold coins > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You tell your familiar to 'get pendant corpse'. > >> You can > only pick up items from the ground.

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