Posted by Newbieboy on December 16, 1999 at 07:37:45:

**Background: as I sit at the archmage having a discussion with him all nice and peaceful-like, I see Saerkal beating on the poor golem. I think to myself, "self, we don't have the orb, what the heck is he doing?" Then I see Pesit standing down there, just aglow with anticipation. I think, they wouldn't be taking advantage of that loophole where if a high-rank rager attacks the archmage, a low-rank rager can just walk up and have his way with young, luscious mages like me, without getting hit by the archmage...would they? Hmmmm** Saerkal yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Archmage!' [MASTER] the Archmage: Intruder! Intruder! Saerkal is raiding the Cabal! <100%hp 63%m 98%mv> They aren't here. <100%hp 63%m 98%mv> lash pesit They aren't here. <100%hp 63%m 98%mv> lash pesit Saerkal's slash DISMEMBERS the Archmage! Saerkal's slash misses the Archmage. The Archmage's slash mauls Saerkal. The Archmage's slash wounds Saerkal. The Archmage utters the words, 'xarr ay yucandus'. The Archmage causes a wall of fire to encircle Saerkal and burn him! The Archmage's wall of fire injures Saerkal. <100%hp 63%m 98%mv> lash pesit They aren't here. <100%hp 63%m 98%mv> Pesit has arrived. **BY THE WAY, I'm fully aware that spam lashing is lame. What do you want me to do, spam 'c detect magic'? <100%hp 63%m 98%mv> You lash at Pesit's feet with your weapon! You fade into existence. Your lash misses Pesit. Pesit yells 'Help! Newbieboy is lashing me!' Pesit trips you and you go down! Pesit's trip grazes you. Pesit yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a winged angel!' A winged angel fades into existence. A winged angel MUTILATES Pesit! Pesit yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!' A water elemental fades into existence. Pesit has a few scratches. <98%hp 63%m 98%mv> lash pesit You dodge Pesit's pound. Pesit's pound DISMEMBERS you! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Pesit parries your sting. Pesit deflects your sting with his defensive spin. The Archmage utters the words, 'xarr ay yucandus'. The Archmage causes a wall of fire to encircle Saerkal and burn him! The Archmage's wall of fire devastates Saerkal! Pesit has a few scratches. <82%hp 63%m 98%mv> A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Pesit! A winged angel rescues you! Pesit delivers a blow of deadly force! Pesit's pound *** DEMOLISHES *** a winged angel! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! <82%hp 63%m 98%mv> Pesit trips you and you go down! Pesit's trip grazes you. You yell 'Help! Pesit just tripped me!' Pesit has some small but disgusting cuts. <81%hp 63%m 98%mv> The adept closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a water elemental. A winged angel rescues you! A blast of water expands from a water elemental! A water elemental creates a geyser aimed at Pesit! A water elemental's geyser MANGLES Pesit! The gods protect Saerkal from a water elemental. A water elemental's geyser EVISCERATES Malkor the shopkeeper! Pesit delivers a blow of deadly force! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! The Archmage's slash wounds Saerkal. Malkor the shopkeeper's slap mauls a water elemental. <81%hp 63%m 98%mv> Pesit's claw maims a winged angel! Saerkal's slash MUTILATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash DISMEMBERS the Archmage! Malkor the shopkeeper's slap injures a water elemental. <81%hp 63%m 98%mv> Saerkal looks at Pesit. <81%hp 63%m 98%mv> A rainbow of colors shoots out from a winged angel's hand. A blue beam of light hits Pesit! A winged angel's prismatic spray EVISCERATES Pesit! The Archmage utters the words, 'zawsufuq hajqp'. The Archmage's deathly touch MUTILATES Saerkal! Malkor the shopkeeper's slap injures a water elemental. <81%hp 63%m 98%mv> You lash at Pesit's feet with your weapon! Your lash misses Pesit. Pesit yells 'Help! Newbieboy is lashing me!' Pesit is covered with bleeding wounds. <81%hp 63%m 98%mv> Saerkal looks tougher. Pesit is covered with bleeding wounds. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> lash pesit Tyzendail steps out of the shadows. Tyzendail drives his dagger into the Archmage's side! [MASTER] the Archmage: Intruder! Intruder! Tyzendail is raiding the Cabal! Tyzendail's knifing DISMEMBERS the Archmage! Pesit is covered with bleeding wounds. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> Tyzendail's cleave misses the Archmage. A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Pesit! Pesit's claw devastates a winged angel! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash DISMEMBERS the Archmage! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Pesit deflects your sting with his defensive spin. Pesit dodges your sting. The Archmage utters the words, 'diesilla barh'. The Archmage's lightning bolt injures Saerkal. Malkor the shopkeeper's slap wounds a water elemental. Pesit is covered with bleeding wounds. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> lash pesit Tyzendail's circle stab DISMEMBERS the Archmage! The adept closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a water elemental. Tyzendail's cleave misses the Archmage. Tyzendail's poisonous bite maims the Archmage! The Archmage is poisoned by Tyzendail's the dagger of betrayal. The Archmage looks very ill. A water elemental's drowning DISMEMBERS Pesit! Pesit delivers a blow of deadly force! Pesit's claw EVISCERATES a winged angel! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Pesit parries your sting. The Archmage's slash wounds Saerkal. The Archmage's slash injures Saerkal. Malkor the shopkeeper's slap wounds a water elemental. Pesit is gushing blood. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> You lash at Pesit's feet with your weapon! Your lash misses Pesit. You learn from your mistakes, and your lash skill improves. wo Pesit is gushing blood. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> lash pesit Tyzendail's cleave decimates the Archmage! Tyzendail's poisonous bite EVISCERATES the Archmage! Tyzendail's cleave EVISCERATES the Archmage! A winged angel disarms Pesit! A water elemental's drowning DISMEMBERS Pesit! Pesit's claw maims a winged angel! Pesit's claw EVISCERATES a winged angel! Saerkal's slash EVISCERATES the Archmage! Pesit dodges your sting. The Archmage utters the words, 'gayhunso'. Tyzendail looks frail. Malkor the shopkeeper's slap wounds a water elemental. Pesit is gushing blood. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> Pesit leaves down. Pesit has fled! <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> d Tyzendail's cleave DISMEMBERS the Archmage! Tyzendail's poisonous bite EVISCERATES the Archmage! Saerkal's slash DISMEMBERS the Archmage! Malkor the shopkeeper's slap mauls a water elemental. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> Tyzendail looks tougher. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> lash pesit <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 100%mv> Third Level [Exits: north up down] Pesit is here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> You lash at Pesit's feet with your weapon! Your lash misses Pesit. Pesit yells 'Help! Newbieboy is lashing me!' A winged angel has arrived. Pesit yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a winged angel!' A winged angel EVISCERATES Pesit! Pesit is writhing in agony. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> A winged angel rescues you! Pesit's claw maims a winged angel! Pesit's claw MUTILATES a winged angel! <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> Pesit leaves up. Pesit has fled! <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> lash pesit lash pesit lash pesit Pesit has arrived. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> lash pesit Pesit leaves down. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> d d lash pesit lash pesit They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> wher Second Level [Exits: up down] <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> Inside the Tower [Exits: south up] <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> People near you: Tyzendail Fourth Level (PK) Newbieboy Inside the Tower Saerkal Third Level <82%hp 65%m 99%mv> s s s Outside the Tower [Exits: north south] <82%hp 65%m 98%mv> wher lash pesit The Mystical Path [Exits: north south] The corpse of a granite golem is lying here. <82%hp 65%m 97%mv> lash pesit lash pesit The Murky River [Exits: north east west] Pesit is here. A fiery red lizard slithers out of the water. A winged angel has arrived. A winged angel yells 'Pesit! Now you die!' <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> People near you: Sakahlan The Murky River (PK) Newbieboy The Murky River (PK) Pesit The Murky River <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> You lash at Pesit's feet with your weapon! Your lash misses Pesit. Pesit yells 'Help! Newbieboy is lashing me!' Pesit is writhing in agony. <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> A winged angel rescues you! Drawing on itself, a winged angel slowly crouches down. As its chant ends, a Huge shaft of lightning strikes it! Standing up, it suddenly throws Out its arms. More shafts of lightning descend! A winged angel's pillar of lightning *** DEMOLISHES *** Pesit! Pesit leaves east. Pesit has fled! A winged angel's pillar of lightning *** DEVASTATES *** a fiery red lizard! A fiery red lizard's whip misses a winged angel. <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> e lash pesit lash pesit e e e e A winged angel's wrath MASSACRES a fiery red lizard! A winged angel's wrath MANGLES a fiery red lizard! A fiery red lizard is DEAD!! You receive 0 experience points. A fiery red lizard's foot is sliced from her dead body. You receive 28 experience points. <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 96%mv> The Murky River [Exits: east west] A perch swims here. A green toad with red spots hisses and spits at you. <82%hp 65%m 94%mv> A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <82%hp 65%m 94%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 94%mv> They aren't here. <82%hp 65%m 94%mv> The Murky River [Exits: east west] A perch swims here. A translucent blob floats on top of the water. A large, dark fish is feeding on the bottom. A small brown tadpole struggles to swim upstream. A large bullfrog croaks at you. A green toad with red spots hisses and spits at you. <82%hp 65%m 92%mv> The Murky River [Exits: east west] A large, dark fish is feeding on the bottom. <82%hp 65%m 91%mv> The Murky River [Exits: east west] A small brown tadpole struggles to swim upstream. A fiery red lizard slithers out of the water. <82%hp 65%m 89%mv> e e The Murky River [Exits: east west] A perch swims here. <82%hp 65%m 87%mv> e e The Murky River [Exits: north east west] A large, dark fish is feeding on the bottom. A translucent blob floats on top of the water. <82%hp 65%m 85%mv> e The Murky River [Exits: east west] A large bullfrog croaks at you. <82%hp 65%m 83%mv> e The sun slowly disappears in the west. <82%hp 65%m 83%mv> Near the Banks of the Murky River [Exits: east south west] <82%hp 65%m 81%mv> e A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <82%hp 65%m 81%mv> Under the Bridge [Exits: east west] <82%hp 65%m 80%mv> The Murky River [Exits: north west] <82%hp 65%m 78%mv> Alas, you cannot go that way. <82%hp 65%m 78%mv> wher Alas, you cannot go that way. <82%hp 65%m 78%mv> People near you: (PK) Newbieboy The Murky River (PK) Pesit A River Outside Galadon Tordinrak The Murky River Delta **running after MURDEROUS lag** <85%hp 69%m 73%mv> wher A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 73%mv> People near you: Koidobagl The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Natashi The Laboratory Malista At the Altar (PK) Kronin Assassin's Bar Euxerion The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Newbieboy On the River (PK) Pesit On the River Pocatua Temple Square Nayr Warrior's Bar Darosina Dark Alley Vherdhaclhi Assassin's Bar Leimalt Warrior's Bar Xeqsterzes Southwest Tower Moscaravin The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Cornemuse Debanhar's Tavern Groggeff Warrior's Bar Jerahl Warrior's Bar Zelthar Armory Rulad Market Square (PK) Markianise Inner Chamber Ghoumbe Mage's Bar **Peekaboo, where are you?** <85%hp 69%m 73%mv> e e On the River [Exits: north east west] <85%hp 69%m 71%mv> On the River [Exits: east west] A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 69%mv> e On the River [Exits: north east west] <85%hp 69%m 68%mv> wher People near you: Koidobagl The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Natashi The Laboratory Malista At the Altar (PK) Kronin Assassin's Bar Euxerion The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Newbieboy On the River Pocatua Outside the West Gate Nayr Warrior's Bar Darosina Dark Alley Vherdhaclhi Assassin's Bar Yuffie High Road Leimalt Warrior's Bar Xeqsterzes Southwest Tower Moscaravin The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Cornemuse Debanhar's Tavern Groggeff Warrior's Bar Jerahl Warrior's Bar Zelthar Armory Rulad High Road (PK) Markianise Inner Chamber Ghoumbe Mage's Bar <85%hp 69%m 68%mv> e A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 68%mv> e e On the River [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 66%mv> e e A River Outside Galadon [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 64%mv> The Erinin River [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 62%mv> The Erinin River [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 60%mv> e A Bend in the Erinin [Exits: north west] <85%hp 69%m 58%mv> e Alas, you cannot go that way. <85%hp 69%m 58%mv> n n Alas, you cannot go that way. <85%hp 69%m 58%mv> A Bend in the Erinin [Exits: east south] <85%hp 69%m 57%mv> Alas, you cannot go that way. A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 57%mv> e e e The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 55%mv> e The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 53%mv> e e The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 51%mv> At the Base of a Bluff [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 49%mv> At the Base of a Bluff [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 47%mv> wher At the Base of a Bluff [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 46%mv> e People near you: (PK) Newbieboy At the Base of a Bluff **not here either,hmmmm. Where could he be? I wonder...** A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 46%mv> e The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 44%mv> The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 42%mv> e e The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 40%mv> The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 38%mv> wher w A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 38%mv> w People near you: (PK) Newbieboy The Erinin <85%hp 69%m 38%mv> w The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 36%mv> w w The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 34%mv> w The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 33%mv> At the Base of a Bluff [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 31%mv> At the Base of a Bluff [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 29%mv> At the Base of a Bluff [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 27%mv> A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 27%mv> w The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 25%mv> w The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 23%mv> w w The Erinin [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 22%mv> w A Bend in the Erinin [Exits: east south] A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 20%mv> Alas, you cannot go that way. <85%hp 69%m 20%mv> s A Bend in the Erinin [Exits: north west] <85%hp 69%m 18%mv> w w The Erinin River [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 16%mv> w w The Erinin River [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 14%mv> w A River Outside Galadon [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 12%mv> w On the River [Exits: east west] A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 11%mv> wher On the River [Exits: north east west] <85%hp 69%m 9%mv> On the River [Exits: east west] <85%hp 69%m 7%mv> People near you: Koidobagl The Conjurer's Lecture Hall (PK) Natashi The Laboratory Malista At the Altar Euxerion The Conjurer's Lecture Hall Sakahlan River Road (PK) Newbieboy On the River Nayr Warrior's Bar Darosina Dark Alley Vherdhaclhi Assassin's Bar Leimalt Warrior's Bar Xeqsterzes Southwest Tower (PK) Cornemuse Debanhar's Tavern Groggeff Warrior's Bar Jerahl Warrior's Bar Zelthar Armory (PK) Markianise Inner Chamber Ghoumbe Mage's Bar Markianise auctions 'torso from snow worm and badge of clan Grethar'aran' <85%hp 69%m 7%mv> The night has begun. The rain stopped. <85%hp 69%m 7%mv> w A winged angel has arrived. A water elemental has arrived. <85%hp 69%m 7%mv> open n On the River [Exits: north east west] <85%hp 69%m 6%mv> The door is already opened. **Door already opened, why didn't I see this before?** <85%hp 69%m 6%mv> n A triple junction [Exits: north east south west] Pesit is resting here. <85%hp 69%m 5%mv> wher A winged angel has arrived. A winged angel yells 'Pesit! Now you die!' A winged angel *** DEMOLISHES *** Pesit! Pesit leaves south. Pesit has fled! <88%hp 70%m 13%mv> People near you: (PK) Newbieboy A triple junction Penton Dusty tunnel <88%hp 70%m 13%mv> A water elemental has arrived. <88%hp 70%m 13%mv> s On the River [Exits: north east west] Pesit is here. Pesit leaves north. <88%hp 70%m 12%mv> n You hear someone's death cry. <88%hp 70%m 12%mv> A triple junction [Exits: north east south west] The corpse of Pesit is lying here. A cascading column of bubbling water moves along fluidly here. A fierce winged angel stands here, bathed in a holy aura. <88%hp 70%m 11%mv> exam corpse cackle The corpse of Pesit is lying here. When you look inside, you see: The corpse of Pesit contains: a brown cloak (Glowing) a braided circlet of dusty red crystal an intricately detailed gold bracelet a brass bracer the claws of a blue dragon the boots of stealth a girdle of many pouches torso from the snow worm some leggings from the snow worm a pair of armguards from the snow worm ( 2) a pitch-black ring a raft (Glowing) (Humming) a staff of sung wood 318 gold coins <88%hp 70%m 11%mv> You cackle gleefully. **First fight as a master. I know theres about a jillion things I could have done better or differently, and I'd be happy as a lark to hear them all. Seriously.**

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• It seems to me... Woru 11:51:35 12/16/99 (0)
• Pesit is one of those morons who stands at the Xroads all day thirsted. N/T Blah Blah 08:51:23 12/16/99 (0)
• Pesit is a complete idiot, KILL HIM!!! Rager applicant 08:09:02 12/16/99 (0)

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