Posted by BaneofGRC on July 29, 1999 at 13:49:58:
You creep up behind ***** and stab your sword deep into ****'s back.
****** staggers and gasps for air as you withdraw the sword.
****** can no longer find the strength to wield an alligator-skin whip.
You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Your assassination attempt EVISCERATES *******!
****** yells 'Help! Someone tried to assassinate me!'