Sylvan is covertly bloodthirsty in an overtly stupid kinda way:

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Posted by Been Around the Block on December 28, 1999 at 08:53:50:

In Reply to: Sylvan's been a lot more Bloodthirst in the past, ya know... posted by DANGERANGER, The American Dream, Rememberer of days gone by... on December 28, 1999 at 08:25:03:

You're walking around minding your own business and BANG wall of thorns. You say to yourself "Self, this probably isn't a good place to be, because even though you're not a defiler the moron that set this would probably make up a story about you." So you can continue on after losing about 150 hp to the wall and as you enter the next room BANG another wall of thorns. Now you're starting to get a little pissed off. A voice from the foliage says "Not for you" and you say to yourself "Self, sylvans are a bunch of fucking retards and if you know where any of them live by all means make sure the terrorists on New Year's Eve know too" So you vanish and decide that maybe you should find out who those walls were for, since you're assuming it's Qeli in the bushes since you just saw Asicrom walking up and putting down ANOTHER wall of thorns, making three in a row. Being that you're in the past and Qeli Inc. is sitting at 40th level you figure the only reason they could be there is for evils in the battlefield, so you mosy on down there, luckily having vanished to that side of the 9 million walls in the dwarf forest and you take a peek. Voila, 3 evils, but they're in the low 20's so you say to yourself "Self, just what the fuck are those sylvans doing sitting within a group of three walls in the past for no apparent reason other than to sit there and look stupid?" and you reply "They're doing what sylvans do in the name of Sebeok."

The above is a true story, nobody in the past except those three sylvans, myself, and three lowbie evils.

Then EVERYBODY knows about the good ole sylvan druids sitting at the large crossroads wrapping folks up in briars and fucking with their dexterity and lagging them for a few seconds, that's always a fun one.


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