A bit of comedy.

A bit of comedy.:
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Posted by Xaril on August 27, 1999 at 07:46:53:

Bad, bad timing.

<685hp 513m 499mv> The Haven Entrance

[Exits: north south]
( 2) A magical spring flows from the ground here.
( 3) A delicious magic mushroom is here.
A Grand Paladin Knight stands here in shining armor.
Leirin has arrived.
A shawtaby has arrived.
A guardian shawtaby has arrived.
A shawtaby consort has arrived.

<685hp 513m 495mv> Players near you:
(PK) Isnard The Haven Entrance
(PK) Xaril The Haven Entrance
(PK) Leirin The Haven Entrance

<685hp 513m 495mv>
Leirin scans south.

<685hp 513m 495mv> o all kill knight
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
Ok.

<685hp 562m 540mv>
Leirin utters the words, 'yrl'.
Leirin's feet rise off the ground.

<685hp 562m 540mv> l

A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!

<685hp 562m 540mv> The Haven Entrance
A feeling of calm and contentment comes over you as you enter the Haven of
the Servants of the Dawn. As you gaze at the walls and floors and smiling
faces, you can't help but feel surety that the Light will prevail in the end.
The warm glow from the oil lamps reflects from the wooden panels and shines
gently of the worn granite floor. Feelings of Hope and Faith flow smoothly
toward you to brighten and enlighten your soul.

[Exits: north south]
( 2) A magical spring flows from the ground here.
( 3) A delicious magic mushroom is here.
(Charmed) (Translucent) An awoken shawtaby consort is here, prepared to serve her master.
(Charmed) (Translucent) An awoken guardian shawtaby is here, its eyes full of fury.
(Charmed) (Translucent) An awoken shawtaby is here, prepared to serve his master.
(Invis) (Translucent) Isnard is here.
(Invis) (Translucent) (White Aura) Leirin is here.
A Grand Paladin Knight stands here in shining armor.

<685hp 562m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!

<685hp 562m 540mv> com sanc shawtaby

Leirin says 'None but Xaril attack..'

<685hp 562m 540mv> You close your eyes for a moment and nod at a shawtaby consort.
A shawtaby consort is surrounded by a white aura.

<685hp 487m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!

<685hp 487m 540mv> com sanc 2.shawtaby
You close your eyes for a moment and nod at a guardian shawtaby.
A guardian shawtaby is surrounded by a white aura.

<685hp 412m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!

<685hp 412m 540mv> com sanc 3.shawtaby
You close your eyes for a moment and nod at a shawtaby.
A shawtaby is surrounded by a white aura.

<685hp 337m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
The Paladin's slash wounds a shawtaby consort.

<685hp 337m 540mv> whisp None will attack.
You whisper 'None will attack.'

<685hp 337m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
The Paladin's slash wounds you.
The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<667hp 337m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
Your smash mauls the Paladin.
Your smash decimates the Paladin!
The Paladin's slash hits you.
Your shield blocks the Paladin's slash.
The Paladin tries to disarm you, but fails.
The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<655hp 337m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
Your smash mauls the Paladin.
The Paladin parries your smash.
You parry the Paladin's slash.
The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<655hp 337m 540mv>
Leirin looks at the Paladin.
The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<655hp 337m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
Your smash mauls the Paladin.
Your smash mauls the Paladin.
The Paladin's slash misses you.
The Paladin gets a wild look in its eyes.
The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds.

<655hp 337m 540mv> o all rescue xaril

A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
The Paladin parries your smash.
Your shield blocks the Paladin's slash.
The Paladin is gushing blood.

<655hp 337m 540mv> A shawtaby consort rescues you!
Ok.

<655hp 337m 540mv>
Caledoer has returned from the void.
Caledoer says 'damnit'

<655hp 337m 540mv>
A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin!
A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!
A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin!

<655hp 337m 540mv>
Caledoer yells 'Die, Isnard, you sorcerous dog!'
Isnard utters the words, 'pare dudasabru'.
Caledoer suddenly stiffens up, his face taut with agony.
Caledoer EVISCERATES Isnard!
Caledoer EVISCERATES Isnard!

I won't even post the rest of it. It's painful to watch. :P

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Comments:	> Bad, bad timing. > <685hp 513m 499mv> The Haven Entrance > [Exits: north south] > ( 2) A magical spring flows from the ground here. > ( 3) A delicious magic mushroom is here. > A Grand Paladin Knight stands here in shining armor. > Leirin has arrived. > A shawtaby has arrived. > A guardian shawtaby has arrived. > A shawtaby consort has arrived. > <685hp 513m 495mv> Players near you: > (PK) Isnard The Haven Entrance > (PK) Xaril The Haven Entrance > (PK) Leirin The Haven Entrance > <685hp 513m 495mv> > Leirin scans south. > <685hp 513m 495mv> o all kill knight > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > Ok. > <685hp 562m 540mv> > Leirin utters the words, 'yrl'. > Leirin's feet rise off the ground. > <685hp 562m 540mv> l > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > <685hp 562m 540mv> The Haven Entrance > A feeling of calm and contentment comes over you as you enter the Haven of > the Servants of the Dawn. As you gaze at the walls and floors and smiling > faces, you can't help but feel surety that the Light will prevail in the end. > The warm glow from the oil lamps reflects from the wooden panels and shines > gently of the worn granite floor. Feelings of Hope and Faith flow smoothly > toward you to brighten and enlighten your soul. > [Exits: north south] > ( 2) A magical spring flows from the ground here. > ( 3) A delicious magic mushroom is here. > (Charmed) (Translucent) An awoken shawtaby consort is here, prepared to serve her master. > (Charmed) (Translucent) An awoken guardian shawtaby is here, its eyes full of fury. > (Charmed) (Translucent) An awoken shawtaby is here, prepared to serve his master. > (Invis) (Translucent) Isnard is here. > (Invis) (Translucent) (White Aura) Leirin is here. > A Grand Paladin Knight stands here in shining armor. > <685hp 562m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > <685hp 562m 540mv> com sanc shawtaby > Leirin says 'None but Xaril attack..' > <685hp 562m 540mv> You close your eyes for a moment and nod at a shawtaby consort. > A shawtaby consort is surrounded by a white aura. > <685hp 487m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > <685hp 487m 540mv> com sanc 2.shawtaby > You close your eyes for a moment and nod at a guardian shawtaby. > A guardian shawtaby is surrounded by a white aura. > <685hp 412m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > <685hp 412m 540mv> com sanc 3.shawtaby > You close your eyes for a moment and nod at a shawtaby. > A shawtaby is surrounded by a white aura. > <685hp 337m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > The Paladin's slash wounds a shawtaby consort. > <685hp 337m 540mv> whisp None will attack. > You whisper 'None will attack.' > <685hp 337m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > The Paladin's slash wounds you. > The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds. > <667hp 337m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > Your smash mauls the Paladin. > Your smash decimates the Paladin! > The Paladin's slash hits you. > Your shield blocks the Paladin's slash. > The Paladin tries to disarm you, but fails. > The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds. > <655hp 337m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > Your smash mauls the Paladin. > The Paladin parries your smash. > You parry the Paladin's slash. > The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds. > <655hp 337m 540mv> > Leirin looks at the Paladin. > The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds. > <655hp 337m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > Your smash mauls the Paladin. > Your smash mauls the Paladin. > The Paladin's slash misses you. > The Paladin gets a wild look in its eyes. > The Paladin is covered with bleeding wounds. > <655hp 337m 540mv> o all rescue xaril > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound MASSACRES the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > The Paladin parries your smash. > Your shield blocks the Paladin's slash. > The Paladin is gushing blood. > <655hp 337m 540mv> A shawtaby consort rescues you! > Ok. > <655hp 337m 540mv> > Caledoer has returned from the void. > Caledoer says 'damnit' > <655hp 337m 540mv> > A shawtaby consort's pound EVISCERATES the Paladin! > A shawtaby consort's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > A guardian shawtaby's pound DISMEMBERS the Paladin! > <655hp 337m 540mv> > Caledoer yells 'Die, Isnard, you sorcerous dog!' > Isnard utters the words, 'pare dudasabru'. > Caledoer suddenly stiffens up, his face taut with agony. > Caledoer EVISCERATES Isnard! > Caledoer EVISCERATES Isnard! > I won't even post the rest of it. It's painful to watch. :P

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