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Posted by Zargu on December 28, 1999 at 09:06:13:

[ Lich ] (PK) Zorszaul the Hero of the Undead

I went to Seantryn in order to pick up a few fillets and some potion, one of teleport as i used my last.

Suddenly...

Onuslu has arrived.

<896hp 671m 219mv> s

You yell 'Die, Ashet, you sorcerous dog!'
Ashet utters the words, 'grzzs'.
You feel very sleepy ..... zzzzzz.

UPS!!!

You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel unclean.

<896hp 671m 219mv>
You feel your linguistic skills disappear.
You are affected by:
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 25 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 25 hours.
Skill: 'sleep' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours.
Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours.
Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours.
Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 21 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 40 for 7 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 8 for 7 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 8 for 7 hours.
Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 38 hours.
Power: 'centurions' modifies none by 0 for 84 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 29 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 29 hours.

<896hp 671m 219mv>
You yell 'Rpzw uojfpkt pr bdkaupelv hs!'
You are surrounded by a pink outline.

<896hp 731m 291mv>
You yell 'Winu uwhlgmm ry xevoykuoz jo!'
A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts.

<896hp 731m 291mv>
You yell 'Lkhf ofpkzga hs sdwbtvlcv lx!'
You are blinded!

You yell 'Asqs yorxdpn bl kfdcngbek hg!'
You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.

You yell 'Oyja yqyewzu lr vdaiaujri pw!'
You feel momentarily ill, but it passes.

<896hp 731m 291mv>
Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!'
You yell 'Yohj! Tpzoign ov ruhlovaxl vm!'

Wonder if he had a plague staff as well??? Or what ever staff that was??

Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!'
You yell 'Nimp! Szaaayo cj bivqdyotw vp!'

<896hp 731m 291mv>
Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!'
You yell 'Fltg! Bdmkaqw es ieyxdhjbf zc!'

Waiting, more brandishing...

You yell 'Fyqz xdjoqhg rz qkingvldb yf!'
You feel very sick.

<878hp 654m 203mv>
Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!'
You yell 'Foxs! Acvdmhx yt yarrewrno ck!'

<878hp 654m 203mv>
You yell 'Tbgg! Pafwiiw iu htbrqvfhd bb!'

<878hp 654m 203mv>
You yell 'Kvjp! Sixispu oa hykrdfdza ml!'
<878hp 654m 203mv>
You yell 'Mpvp xohdojb dz hwqrkatuv as!'
A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts.

<878hp 654m 203mv>
You are hungry.
eat bowl
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
You shiver and suffer.

Great, now im hungry as well....

Skill: 'poison' modifies strength by -5 for 12 hours.
Physical malady: 'crimson scourge' modifies strength by -8 for 11 hours.
Spell: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 8 hours.
Power: 'muddle' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours.
Spell: 'faerie fire' modifies armor class by 106 for 4 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 20 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 20 hours.
Skill: 'sleep' modifies none by 0 for 10 hours.
Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 40 for 2 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 8 for 2 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 8 for 2 hours.
Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 33 hours.
Power: 'centurions' modifies none by 0 for 79 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 24 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 24 hours.

Skill poison???? Hmmmm

<834hp 579m 115mv>
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
You shiver and suffer.

<812hp 542m 71mv>

Notice how my legs grows tired...

The white aura around your body fades.
Your shield fades away.
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
You shiver and suffer.
<759hp 499m 27mv

Ok... WAsnt this what he waited for?? Sanc dropped!!!

You yell 'Laed cnosebf zy blejvtkye ip!'
A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts.

<759hp 499m 27mv>
You yell 'Fhvt deiikbs vj nwqwkobwc pw!'
Your memory fades momentarily.

You yell 'Pgbj ldpiopt am zecqtcgqa br!'
Your memory seems to fade away.

Yep..... Forget as last spell.... Time has come...!!

You are affected by:
Spell: 'forget' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'poison' modifies strength by -5 for 10 hours.
Physical malady: 'crimson scourge' modifies strength by -8 for 9 hours.
Spell: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 6 hours.
Power: 'muddle' modifies none by 0 for 18 hours.
Spell: 'faerie fire' modifies armor class by 106 for 2 hours.
Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 13 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 18 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 18 hours.
Skill: 'sleep' modifies none by 0 for 8 hours.

Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 40 for 0 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 8 for 0 hours.
Commune: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 8 for 0 hours.
Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 31 hours.
Power: 'centurions' modifies none by 0 for 77 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 22 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 22 hours.

Protection, from a lich??? No way

<759hp 499m 27mv>
You yell 'Ihnz mlwrwgx vb haahbxjcu kg!'
You feel your life slipping away!
Someone's energy drain devastates you!
Someone is in perfect health.

<728hp 249m 13mv>

flee

Someone's defilement EVISCERATES you!
Someone's defilement EVISCERATES you!
Someone's pound maims you!
Someone's pound DISMEMBERS you!
Your shield blocks someone's slash.
Your shield blocks someone's slash.
Someone's amulet starts to bubble and boil!
Someone's blast of acid *** DEVASTATES *** you!
Someone parries your punch.
Someone is in perfect health.

You can't see a thing!
You flee from combat!

s
You can't see a thing!
You are hungry.
You are starving!
Your rage ebbs.
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
Your burning, weeping sores decimates you!
You shiver and suffer.
Your poison decimates you!
Your hunger injures you.

Great, fleed once, then out of moves....

312hp 188m 0mv>
You yell 'Ocdf mtlmame zh sjsdohhhr ot!'
Someone utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel your life slipping away!
Someone's energy drain MUTILATES you!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone is in perfect health.

You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone is in perfect health.
You're too busy fighting to think about food.
Someone's defilement EVISCERATES you!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Your shield blocks someone's defilement.
Someone's pound EVISCERATES you!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's pound DISMEMBERS you!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Your shield blocks someone's slash.
Someone's slash EVISCERATES you!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone parries your punch.
Someone is in perfect health.
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's slash DISMEMBERS you!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's pound DISMEMBERS you!
You have been KILLED!!

Ahhhh well... Better quit next time???!!!

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One small comment... Daryl(VIP) 10:41:36 12/28/99 (1)
- Re: One small comment... Zargu 11:33:12 12/28/99 (0)
Re: Hey, hey, look at the bright side... You came close to hitting him (n/t) Rune(VIP) 09:54:50 12/28/99 (0)

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Comments:	> [ Lich ] (PK) Zorszaul the Hero of the Undead > I went to Seantryn in order to pick up a few fillets and some potion, one of teleport as i used my last. > Suddenly... > Onuslu has arrived. > <896hp 671m 219mv> s > You yell 'Die, Ashet, you sorcerous dog!' > Ashet utters the words, 'grzzs'. > You feel very sleepy ..... zzzzzz. > UPS!!! > You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!' > You feel unclean. > <896hp 671m 219mv> > You feel your linguistic skills disappear. > You are affected by: > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours. > Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 25 hours. > Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 25 hours. > Skill: 'sleep' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 21 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 40 for 7 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 8 for 7 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 8 for 7 hours. > Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 38 hours. > Power: 'centurions' modifies none by 0 for 84 hours. > Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 29 hours. > Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 29 hours. > <896hp 671m 219mv> > You yell 'Rpzw uojfpkt pr bdkaupelv hs!' > You are surrounded by a pink outline. > <896hp 731m 291mv> > You yell 'Winu uwhlgmm ry xevoykuoz jo!' > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts. > <896hp 731m 291mv> > You yell 'Lkhf ofpkzga hs sdwbtvlcv lx!' > You are blinded! > You yell 'Asqs yorxdpn bl kfdcngbek hg!' > You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely. > You yell 'Oyja yqyewzu lr vdaiaujri pw!' > You feel momentarily ill, but it passes. > <896hp 731m 291mv> > Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!' > You yell 'Yohj! Tpzoign ov ruhlovaxl vm!' > Wonder if he had a plague staff as well??? Or what ever staff that was?? > Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!' > You yell 'Nimp! Szaaayo cj bivqdyotw vp!' > <896hp 731m 291mv> > Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!' > You yell 'Fltg! Bdmkaqw es ieyxdhjbf zc!' > Waiting, more brandishing... > You yell 'Fyqz xdjoqhg rz qkingvldb yf!' > You feel very sick. > <878hp 654m 203mv> > Someone yells 'Die Ashet, you brandishing fool!' > You yell 'Foxs! Acvdmhx yt yarrewrno ck!' > <878hp 654m 203mv> > You yell 'Tbgg! Pafwiiw iu htbrqvfhd bb!' > <878hp 654m 203mv> > You yell 'Kvjp! Sixispu oa hykrdfdza ml!' > <878hp 654m 203mv> > You yell 'Mpvp xohdojb dz hwqrkatuv as!' > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts. > <878hp 654m 203mv> > You are hungry. > eat bowl > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > You shiver and suffer. > Great, now im hungry as well.... > Skill: 'poison' modifies strength by -5 for 12 hours. > Physical malady: 'crimson scourge' modifies strength by -8 for 11 hours. > Spell: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 8 hours. > Power: 'muddle' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours. > Spell: 'faerie fire' modifies armor class by 106 for 4 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 15 hours. > Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 20 hours. > Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 20 hours. > Skill: 'sleep' modifies none by 0 for 10 hours. > Commune: 'sanctuary' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Commune: 'protective shield' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 16 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 40 for 2 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 8 for 2 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 8 for 2 hours. > Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 33 hours. > Power: 'centurions' modifies none by 0 for 79 hours. > Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 24 hours. > Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 24 hours. > Skill poison???? Hmmmm > <834hp 579m 115mv> > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > You shiver and suffer. > <812hp 542m 71mv> > Notice how my legs grows tired... > The white aura around your body fades. > Your shield fades away. > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > You shiver and suffer. > <759hp 499m 27mv > Ok... WAsnt this what he waited for?? Sanc dropped!!! > You yell 'Laed cnosebf zy blejvtkye ip!' > A nauseating wave of confused cognition muddles your thoughts. > <759hp 499m 27mv> > You yell 'Fhvt deiikbs vj nwqwkobwc pw!' > Your memory fades momentarily. > You yell 'Pgbj ldpiopt am zecqtcgqa br!' > Your memory seems to fade away. > > Yep..... Forget as last spell.... Time has come...!! > You are affected by: > Spell: 'forget' modifies none by 0 for 4 hours. > Skill: 'poison' modifies strength by -5 for 10 hours. > Physical malady: 'crimson scourge' modifies strength by -8 for 9 hours. > Spell: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 6 hours. > Power: 'muddle' modifies none by 0 for 18 hours. > Spell: 'faerie fire' modifies armor class by 106 for 2 hours. > Power: 'gibberish' modifies none by 0 for 13 hours. > Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 12 for 18 hours. > Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -6 for 18 hours. > Skill: 'sleep' modifies none by 0 for 8 hours. > Commune: 'protection' modifies none by 0 for 14 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies armor class by 40 for 0 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies damage roll by 8 for 0 hours. > Commune: 'frenzy' modifies hit roll by 8 for 0 hours. > Commune: 'detect invis' modifies none by 0 for 31 hours. > Power: 'centurions' modifies none by 0 for 77 hours. > Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -12 for 22 hours. > Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 6 for 22 hours. > Protection, from a lich??? No way > <759hp 499m 27mv> > You yell 'Ihnz mlwrwgx vb haahbxjcu kg!' > You feel your life slipping away! > Someone's energy drain devastates you! > Someone is in perfect health. > <728hp 249m 13mv> > flee > Someone's defilement EVISCERATES you! > Someone's defilement EVISCERATES you! > Someone's pound maims you! > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS you! > Your shield blocks someone's slash. > Your shield blocks someone's slash. > Someone's amulet starts to bubble and boil! > Someone's blast of acid * DEVASTATES * you! > Someone parries your punch. > Someone is in perfect health. > You can't see a thing! > You flee from combat! > s > You can't see a thing! > You are hungry. > You are starving! > Your rage ebbs. > You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin. > Your burning, weeping sores decimates you! > You shiver and suffer. > Your poison decimates you! > Your hunger injures you. > Great, fleed once, then out of moves.... > 312hp 188m 0mv> > You yell 'Ocdf mtlmame zh sjsdohhhr ot!' > Someone utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'. > You feel your life slipping away! > Someone's energy drain MUTILATES you! > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Someone is in perfect health. > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Someone is in perfect health. > You're too busy fighting to think about food. > Someone's defilement EVISCERATES you! > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Your shield blocks someone's defilement. > Someone's pound EVISCERATES you! > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS you! > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Your shield blocks someone's slash. > Someone's slash EVISCERATES you! > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Someone parries your punch. > Someone is in perfect health. > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Someone's slash DISMEMBERS you! > You are too exhausted. > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > Someone's pound DISMEMBERS you! > You have been KILLED!! > Ahhhh well... Better quit next time???!!!

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