Stupid Things.:

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Posted by Rome on August 09, 1999 at 05:59:52:

In Reply to: Re: Here's my take on it. posted by Cathoir on August 08, 1999 at 13:51:37:

There are a lot of things which are very dumb when you stop and think about it.

1) Felars not being able to dual wield. (Come now, if you can hold a weapon in one hand, you can hold a weapon in the second hand. Or are all felars right handed, and genetically have uber-claws on the left hand that prohibit the wielding of weapons with that hand?)

2) One size fits all equipment (A fire giant and a gnome both fit fine in their amethyst rings.. do tell..)

3) Fireballs (Why has only one forest ever burnt down.. seriously..)

4) Baltor (Now, would someone explain how Bladerunner has held of the empire this long?)

5) Bard songs (How can some be heard when you are sleeping, and some not?.. and why has no one developed ear plugs yet?)

6) Pass Door (Why can you only walk through doors, and not walls?.. further.. if you can walk through doors, how can swords and staffs hit you?)

7) Duo-Dimention (If you are two dimentional, how come no one ever sees you? You can't ALWAYS be sideways to EVERYONE. I don't know about you, but I'd sure notice a walking piece of paper.)

8)BlackJack (How are these thieves so successful against platemail wearing, helmeted warriors?)

..and the list goes on...

...Rome...


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