The Power of Crack? Or, What the Hell Was I Thinking?:

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Posted by Parliam the Assistant Maimer of Lightwalkers, Knight Hero on November 09, 1999 at 18:11:20:

Well, you guys wanted me gone, so now I am. For good, actually. No more CF. Wow, that feels wierd. No more CF! Finally I am breaking free of the bond that has held me stagnant for a year and a half. Finally I won't curse that bright glowy thing as it rises in the East when I am just getting ready for bed. Finally, I won't have to deal with all you whining pricks anymore. There are a few of you weren't so bad. Well, now that I think of it, I can only think of three people who I enjoyed being around, and you three know who you are. One of you taught me most of what I know about the mud, the other helped my characters to have some of the most outrageously fun roleplaying experiences ever, and other one was always there to help me kill that mob or raid the village. Some of you I don't see anymore, and probably never will again, so to you, I say farewell. I had fun, for the most part, I can't deny that. Just eh, do yourself a favor. Don't fucking delete your favorite character because you fucking died. It's just not worth it.

Anyways, here's the deal. Marroquin asked me to help him in Mortorn. I logged on like, oh, four days ago, and I would have SWORN that I grouped with him to kill Lunn. I could SWEAR it! But, my memory fails me sometimes (must be from all that crack). So yeah, he asks me to help him in Mortorn, and I, being the foolish Lightwalker that I am, agree to help him out. After all, anything for a friend, right? Bleh. Before eating a fucking steak, make sure your detect invis isn't going to wear off.

You ever wish you undo this kind of delete? I sure do.

<1178hp 439m 851mv> eat black
whe
You are too full to eat more.

<1178hp 439m 851mv> People near you:
(PK) Parliam A Wide Hallway
(PK) Marroquin Outside the Stone Gates

<1178hp 439m 852mv> e
The Middle of a Wide Hallway

[Exits: east west]

<1178hp 439m 851mv> e
whe
The Beginning of a Wide Hallway

[Exits: north west]
A dwarven guard is standing here alert and ready for battle.

<1178hp 439m 850mv> People near you:
(PK) Parliam The Beginning of a Wide Hallway
(PK) Marroquin A Spiral Stairway

<1178hp 439m 850mv> deaf
From now on, you won't hear tells.

<1178hp 439m 850mv> deaf
whe
You can now hear tells again.

<1178hp 439m 850mv> People near you:
(PK) Parliam The Beginning of a Wide Hallway
(PK) Marroquin The Halls End

<1178hp 439m 850mv> whe
People near you:
(PK) Parliam The Beginning of a Wide Hallway
(PK) Marroquin A Bend in the Hallway

<1178hp 439m 850mv> sca e
You scan east.

<1178hp 439m 850mv> e
Alas, you cannot go that way.
Marroquin has arrived.
Someone has arrived.

<1178hp 439m 850mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'grzzs'.
You feel very sleepy ..... zzzzzz.

<1178hp 439m 850mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel unclean.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel yourself moving more slowly.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You are blinded!

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel more frail.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You scream in agony as plague sores erupt from your skin.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel a slight tightening of your muscles, but it goes away.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
The stiffness in your body wears off.

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<1178hp 439m 852mv> af

You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel your muscles freeze tighter!

<1178hp 439m 852mv> You're totally frozen!

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel your muscles freeze tighter!

<1178hp 439m 852mv> delete
delete
You're totally frozen!

<1178hp 439m 852mv> You're totally frozen!

<1178hp 439m 852mv>
Someone fades into existence.
Someone's cleave does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
That really did HURT!
You yell 'Help! Someone tried to cleave me!'
Someone is in perfect health.

<761hp 439m 852mv>
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'parh dudasabru'.
Someone is in perfect health.

<761hp 439m 852mv>
Someone's acidic bite *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You dodge someone's acidic bite.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone is in perfect health.

<589hp 439m 852mv>
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone is in perfect health.

<589hp 439m 852mv> fle
fle
You're totally frozen!
You writhe in agony from the plague.
Your sickness grazes you.
Someone is in perfect health.

<587hp 414m 827mv> Someone trips you and you go down!
Someone's trip grazes you.
The edges of someone's being stretch and twist and it becomes a tiger.
Someone is in perfect health.

<582hp 414m 827mv>
Someone's acidic bite === OBLITERATES === you!
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
You parry someone's acidic bite.
Your smash DISMEMBERS someone!
Your claw MASSACRES someone!
Someone parries your smash.
Your smash MUTILATES someone!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<397hp 414m 827mv>
Someone bites you.
Someone's bite DISMEMBERS you!
You yell 'Help! Someone bit me!'
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<339hp 414m 827mv>
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
Someone's acidic bite *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone's freezing bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your smash DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
You parry someone's claw.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's claw.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's claw.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<71hp 414m 827mv> fle
You're totally frozen!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<71hp 414m 827mv> fle
fle

Someone trips you and you go down!
Someone's trip scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<69hp 414m 827mv>
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
You parry someone's acidic bite.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's acidic bite.
Someone parries your smash.
Someone parries your smash.
Your smash DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone parries your smash.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's claw.
Someone's claw *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
You feel some of your vitality drain out of you with this death.

<1hp 1m 827mv> Nah... You feel too relaxed...

<1hp 1m 827mv> Nah... You feel too relaxed...

<1hp 1m 827mv> Nah... You feel too relaxed...

<1hp 1m 827mv> delete
delete
Type delete again to confirm this command.
WARNING: this command is irreversible.
Typing delete with an argument will undo delete status.
If you confirm the delete, this name will be unusable.
You will need to talk to an implementor to use it again.

<1hp 1m 827mv> Quegzegar auctions 'seeking good stuff, not stuff I can get by myself *chuckle*'
Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...
Connected to host 216.61.136.61


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