Posted by The Squirrel Master on December 19, 1999 at 10:37:11:
In Reply to: Whom is this that falsely advertises himself as "The Squirrel Master"? :P N/T posted by DANGERANGER, the TRUE Squirrel Master on December 19, 1999 at 04:09:57:
I had to take care of two baby squirrels who had no mother...and they would ride my shoulder and stuff...I was their master, and they were my minions of the night. Thus, I am that Squirrel Master.