Posted by Sierothe on December 29, 1999 at 16:03:42:

In Reply to: for your pleasure and enjoyment, :P hope you like it posted by Sierothe on December 29, 1999 at 15:58:19:

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> > > [Battle] Destructor: Sierothe joins us in the fray of battle. > [Battle] Sierothe: Hail Lord Thror > [Battle] Nesam: come to the village eh? > [Battle] Sierothe: Aye. > Walking Walking Walking > [Battle] Sierothe: What s the matter? > [Battle] Nesam: Let Thror speak eh? > [Battle] Thror: As I hath said, the white cloaks invada the lands, another threat we face! > [Battle] Veshiko: who might that be, My Lord? > [Battle] Kitratik: Threat? > [Battle] Cethern: *burp* > [Battle] Thror: Bah! pay attention! > [Battle] Sierothe: *snicker* > [Battle] Nesam: Let Thror explain eh? > [Battle] Thror: *cough* as I waz sayin! Da Mastesrs.. they hath begun inducting new mages... > [Battle] Sierothe: *rofl* And we will kill em all! > [Battle] Cethern: aye!!! *burp* > [Battle] Someone: I go scout now! > [Battle] Nesam: let Thror finish Veshiko.. > [Battle] Thror: Bah! let him go.. > mean while... > at the Masters..Veshiko sneaks around scouting... > The Mystical Path > The trees here sing with energy, constructed completely by magic, and > simply for viewing pleasure. Magical beings from every known plane walk > amongst the groves. The path, like everything here, is magically tended and > has no imperfections. Up ahead you see the Tower of the Five Magics. > [Exits: north south] > A granite statue suddenly comes to life and blocks your path. > A granite golem says 'Greetings, wise one.' > A cloaked figure stands here. > [Exits: north south] > A cloaked figure says 'Greetings, Veshiko! You will be the first to face me and die!' > A cloaked figure says 'Pikachu! I choose you' > [Exits: north south] > A strange creature appears before you. > A strange creatures says 'Pika? chu > A cloaked Figure says 'Use your lighting attack!' > [Exits: north south] > You yell 'Help! A Pikachu is attacking me with his lighting attack! > Pikachu's shocking attack *** DEVASTATES *** you! > Pikachu's shocking attack does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! > Ouch! that really did hurt! > Your pierce MUTILATES a Pikachu! > Your pierce MUTILATES a Pikachu! > Your pierce DISMEMBERS a Pikachu! > Pikachu dodges your stab. > Pikachu has some small but disgusting cuts. > [Exits: north south] > Pikachu's shocking attack does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! > Pikachu's shocking attack does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > PANIC! You couldn't escape! > You have been KILLED!! > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes. > As long as you don't attack anything. > [Battle] Veshiko: Damn! what was that! I fell. > [Battle] Sierothe: En route to get your corpse. > Sierothe (True student of battle) arrives! > The Mystical Path > The trees here sing with energy, constructed completely by magic, and > simply for viewing pleasure. Magical beings from every known plane walk > amongst the groves. The path, like everything here, is magically tended and > has no imperfections. Up ahead you see the Tower of the Five Magics. > [Exits: north south] > A granite statue suddenly comes to life and blocks your path. > A granite golem says 'Greetings, wise one.' > A cloaked figure stands here. > A corpse of Veshiko lies here. > [Exits: north south] > A cloaked figure says 'Hello, there.. Sierothe > [Exits: north south]imp figure > A strange creature yells 'Help! Sierothe is tring to impale me! > Your Impalement MASSCRES a cloaked figure! > Your pierce DISMEMBERS a cloaked figure! > Your pierce EVISCERATES a cloaked figure! > A cloaked figure's crush MUTILATES you! > A cloaked figure parries your pierce. > A cloaked figure is in perfect health. > [Exits: north south] > A cloaked figure says 'Squirtle!!! I choose you! > A strange creatures appears and rescues a cloaked figure! > A cloaked figure says 'Charizard!!! I choose you also! > A strange creatures towers over you and rescues a Squirtle! > A cloaked figure says 'use your water attack! Charizard use your flame thrower attack!' > Squirtle shoots an onslaught of water, drowning Sierothe. > Squirtle's onslaught of water === OBLITERATES === you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Charizard's flame thrower attack does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! > Charizard's claw MASSCRES you! > You sure are BLEEDING! > Squirtle raises a level and transforms into Wartortle! > Your cresant slash maims a Wartortle! > Wartortle deflects your pierce with his shell and leaves you defenseless! > Charizard's raking attack does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! > You have been KILLED!! > You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes. > As long as you don't attack anything. > [Battle] Sierothe: what the hell was that!!! I FUCKING DIED IN A ROUND OR TWO??? > [Battle] Nesam: I no wana be hearing about this deaths.. > [Battle] Thror: pathetic, what have you learned Sierothe, Veshiko? of the new enemy? > [Battle] Veshiko: It looked like a cute little yellow bunny? > [Battle] Kitratik: A KILLER BUNNY? *Shriek* > [Battle] Sierothe: i thought it was a figure and, puff, a sea turle.. of some sort and a dragon.. > [Battle] Cethern: BAH! my axes will show em, I will kill them all! > [Battle] Nesam: Kitratik, we go and aid Cethern! > ..........intermission.......... > [Battle] Nesam: sing!!! > [Battle] Kitratik: Jigglypuff sang and slept me! > [Battle] Cethern: OUCH!!! the turtle is huge!!! a Blastoise!!! > [Battle] Cethern: arg! I died, Thror come aid Nesam before he is drown also! > [Battle] Thror: BAH! I TOO AM A POKE'MON MASTERS!!! > > >

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