Posted by FTA on March 28, 2000 at 07:13:44:

You are Casko the Unholy, Corruptor Extraordinair, Founder of the Cult of Green Sigils.
level 51, 22 years old (100000000000hours).
You are: feeling older than you are Race: Human Sex: oh GOD please
Class: Office Bitch Hometown: Orlando
You are at 5000/2 hit, 69/69 mana, 0/450movement.
You have 0 practices and 0 training sessions.
You arecarrying 5/21 items.
Your items weigh 10 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 5 pounds).
Str: strong Int: Infantile Wis: Wise-ass
Dex: quick Con: hefty Chr: Despicable
You have scored 0 exp, and have 0 gold coins.
You need 90000000 dollars to pay of your debt.
Wimpy set to 0% of max hit points.
You are sitting staring blankly at a computer.
You are divinely armored against alcohol.
You are defenseless against against bitches.
You are defenseless against beautiful women.
You are defenseless against beautiful boobies.
You are Good You have a Lawful ethos.
You have chosen the sphere 'Agave'.
You are affected by:
Power: 'Army Memories' modifies Manliness by 5 for -1 hours.
Song: 'Army stories' modifies Charisma by -15 for -1 hours.
Song: 'Army stories' modifies Hp by 4998 for 9 hours
Power: 'drunkedness' modifies Sex Drive by 35 for 10 hours.
Skill: 'invoke cf' modifies Hygene by -18 for 9 hours.
Skill: 'invoke cf' modifies Intelligence by -10 for 9 hours.
Skill: 'invoke cf' modifies Move by -450 for 9 hours.
Skill: 'invoke cf' modifies Charisma by -15 for 9 hours.
Commune: 'fear of commitment' modifies Save vs relationship by -7 for -1 hours.

You are Booger the Shitbag, FTA clan People's Pimp.
level 51, 21 years old (100000000000hours).
You are extremely immature Race: what is race? Sex:yes please
Class: Thief Hometown: Denton, Tx.You are at 5000/5000 hit, 69/69 mana, 450/450
movement.You have 0 practices and 1 training sessions. You arecarrying 5/21
items.Your items weigh 10 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of105 pounds).
Str: strong Int: dim Wis: oblivious
Dex: quick Con: hearty Chr:Incredibly disarming
You have scored 0 exp, and have 0 gold coins.
You need 5177.82 dollars to pay of your debt.Wimpy set to 0% of max hit points.
You are sitting.You are divinely armored against alcohol.
You are divinely armored against bitches.
You are defenseless against beautiful women.
You are defenseless against tattoo parlors.
You are Neutral You have a Neutral ethos.You have chosen the sphere .
You are affected by:Power: 'colonge' modifies pimpedness by 5 for -1hours.
Power: 'drunkedness' modifies sex drive by 5 for 10hours.
Song: 'fuck the police' modifies save vs police by -18for 8 hours.
Skill: 'green smoking herbs' modifies save vs int by-10 for 5 hours.
Skill: 'birth control' modifies none by 0 for -1hours.
Commune: 'fear of rejection shell' modifies save vslove by -7 for -1 hours.
invoke oreo:'perverted thoughts' modifies save vs sex drive by 1for -1 hours.

969hp 12mn 450mv score

You are Clemmy the Perverter of French Teenage Schoolgirls
level 51, 25 years old (100000000000hours).
You are immature Race: definately not a jew Sex: male
Class: Pimpdaddy Hometown: Camp Letts
You are at 969/969 hit, 12/12 mana, 450/900 movement.
You have 0 practices and 1 training sessions. You are carrying 3/21
items.
Your items weigh 10 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 105 pounds).
Str: strong Int: dim Wis: oblivious
Dex: clumbsy Con: hearty Chr: disarming
You have scored 0 exp, and have 0 gold coins.
You need 5177.82 dollars to pay of your debt.
Wimpy set to 50% of max hit points.
You are sitting.
You are defenseless against piercing.
You are defenseless against bashing.
You are defenseless against slashing.
You are slightly armored against magic.
You are Neutral You have a Chaotic ethos.
You have chosen the sphere Sloth.
You are affected by:
Power: 'perverted thought' modifies sex drive by 1 for -1 hours.
Power: 'small penis' modifies sex drive by -1 for -1 hours.
Song: 'pimp daddy' modifies save vs police by -18 for 8 hours.
Song: 'come hither little girl' modifies charisma by 9 for 8 hours.
Skill: 'birth control' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours.
Commune: 'anti-mormon shell' modifies none by 7 for 2 hours.
Commune: 'femi-nazi bane' modifies save vs latent lesbianism by -14 for 2 hours.

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You are carrying:
a bag candy
a hagen-daz bar
padded leather hand-cuffs

100%hp 100%mn 100%mv score

You are Ithan the Fencer, Refuser of Fellatio, Idealist of the Cult of the Green Sigils
level 10, 25 years old (100000000000hours).
You are mature Race: anglo-germanic/jewish hybrid Sex: male
Class: Paladin Hometown: Shippensburg (?)
You are at 100% hit, 100% mana, 100% movement.
You have 0 practices and 0 training sessions.You are carrying 3/21
items.
Your items weigh 10 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 105 pounds).
Str: stringy Int: intelligent Wis: oblivious
Dex: quick Con: unhealthy Chr: despised
You have scored 0 exp, and have 0 gold coins.
You need 0 dollars to pay of your debt. :P
Wimpy set to 50% of max hit points.
You are sitting.
You are defenseless against piercing.
You are defenseless against bashing.
You are defenseless against slashing.
You are slightly armored against magic.
You are good You have a Lawful ethos.
You have chosen the sphere WAR.
You are affected by:

Commune: Guilt complex modifies libeto by -10

100%hp 59%mn 100%mv sc
You are Proman the Complete Bastard, level 8, 29 years old (20hours).
You are middle-agedRace: storm Sex: male Class: Manager Hometown: Springfield
You are at 100% hit, 65%% mana, 100% movement.
You have 0 practices and 0 training sessions.You are carrying 3/21 items.
Your items weigh 1 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 120 pounds).
Str: Average Int: average Wis: wise-enough
Dex: clumsy Con: hearty Chr: charismatic
You have scored 26530 exp, and have 64 gold coins.
You need 26700 dollars to pay of your debt..Wimpy set to 0% of max hit points.
You are sitting.You are defenseless against piercing.
You are defenseless against bashing.You are defenseless against slashing.
You are slightly armored against magic.You are good. You have a Lawful ethos.
You have chosen the sphere of Fatherhood.You are affected by:

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• This shit is cool, I had to do one too! Farquall 15:32:27 3/30/2000 (0)

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