Posted by The Ikemasuka-tron 4000 on December 6, 2000 at 12:22:27:
In Reply to: Generic Reply to a Servant of the Dawn's deletion: posted by Public Servant on December 6, 2000 at 12:20:51:
> I am providing this as a public service to the many Servants of the Dawn who will respond to one of their members deleting. Hopefully, this note, with a little cuttting and pasting, can serve as a useful template for helping them collect their thoughts in moments of grief. > Hey, you forgot to personally thank me warmly! And also [insert remaining roster of Dawn here]. We all loved you a whole lot! > Noooo! How dare you [insert cause of death]! That is [insert current number] this month! Woe is us! There is no one left! All my friends are leaving! What will I ever do? How can I go on any further as a Servant? Please, please, please make another character exactly identical to this one, so that I can miss you less! > We had nearly finished our game of hopscotch in Tar Valon! And the quest to think of what flavor of ice cream we could be, if we could be any flavor at all! I still remember playing that game of tag where we could go -anywhere- in the Lyceum! I thought I'd never find you! And that time we got married, and then we got married to the other people, and then you eloped with a fire giant, and I found out he was my sister, and then you turned neutral, then evil, then right back to good after a brief stay with no alignment at all, but we all hugged at the end! All is woe now that you have passed on! I will get one of our bards to write an interminable note, and send it to all with a starry border! > Now who will be the next Apostle? I will go and dutifully place eighty-four posts on the forum, cleverly disguised as if I was many different people so that we can induct more people faster! Please please email, ICQ, and IRC me so we can be together forever! I have attached all of that information below, along with a FAX number, two forms of ID, and a lock of my hair. Don't go! Please? Play Dawnies forever?