because we all know that.... (humour):

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Posted by Magtograme on August 3, 2000 at 20:57:11:

In Reply to: My take is... posted by Skylar on August 3, 2000 at 20:29:23:

> > 1: You have stunned your mortal enemy in battle and he lies defenseless at your feet,
> > A) Do you show compassion and allow him to recover?
> > B) Do you show Valor and finish off your enemy?
> > C) ....

weve all seen enough movies to know that the mortal enemy is going to pull a dagger out and try and stab you, so you can whack his head off with your sword and not feel guilty about it. so just stand and watch till he tries it

> > 2: You have sworn to protect someone at all costs, yet this person commits a crime, when the authorities arrive,
> > A) Do you show honesty and turn the person in question?
> > B) Honor your word and lie to protect?
> > C) ...

We know that there is no respect for arbies and everyone lies like dogs.


> > 3: In furious battle a fellow knight deserts, leaving many endangered by doing so. If in his run he's surrounded by enemies, do you
> > A) sacrifice yourself in order to protect him?
> > B) let justice be served and let him die?
> > C) ...

A...Im going to sacrifice.. cos I know I can unfortunately get lost on the way there and turn up too late... damn what a shame.. oh and I get to loot his corpse and blame it on some newbie


> > 4: A starving and burly duergar A-P accosts you and demands your food, do you
> > A) Show compassion and give him your only loaf of bread?
> > B) Refuse and showing Valor engages him?
> > C) ...

If he has nice gear feed him a poison steak... if not feed him so you can slay him later....

> > 5: When young you have pledged to marry your sweetheart whenever she wished. Now you're in a sacred quest and she calls you to your pledge, do you
> > A) Honor your word, abandoning your quest to marry her?
> > B) Break your word and follow your sacred mission?
> > C) ...

depends on how hot the chick is... or did we just make sure we got a quest to get away from marrying her?

> > 6: In a battle your commander order you to guard the retreat path, yet the battle goes poorly to your comrades, do you
> > A) be loyal and stand your post?
> > B) help your fellows in battle?
> > C) ...

if chance to loot > chance to die charge in
if chance to loot < chance to die run

after all if your buddies are dying then your gunna be next. Unless of course you will make a difference when you should help.

> > 7: You have sworn to obey Lord Danellaran. He covets a piece of land owned by the gnomes, do you
> > A) Honor your word and evict the gnomes?
> > B) refuses to act injustly and fall in disgrace with your lord?
> > C) ...

slay whoever has the nicest gear and loot them.

> > 8: You have been entrusted with an uncounted purse of gold, in your path you find a family whose house and belongings have been burned and possess nothing, nor you possess anything to give, do you
> > A) Show Compassion giving them some of the gold?
> > B) Be honest and return the purse to the owner, intact?
> > C) ...

give them some money and slay either a mage or a drow cos they are always loaded.. this way everyone wins apart from the mage/drow

> > 9: You have been sent by your God to secure a needed treaty with a distant Lord. He seems to agree with the treaty yet insults your faith, do you
> > A) Demand an apology, endangering the treaty?
> > B) Listen quietly to his ramble.
> > C) ...

Can I whomp his arse? If so .. whomp him... then loot his gear and forge his signature...
If hes stronger than me Ill just shut up and make sure none of my protections fall


> > 10: A merchant owes your friend money, and you see the same merchant drops a purse of gold, do you
> > A) Justly give your friend the due money and return what is left?
> > B) Honestly return all?
> > C) ...

Keep it yourself.... we all know that anything on the ground is fair game.

> > 11: After many years you found the slayer of your friend, yet he's the only a little child can count on, do you
> > A) Justly kill him?
> > B) Spare him in compassion for the little child?
> > C)...

kill both and loot them... trophy the child and look for a mage to whomp

> > 12: You have been taught by your deity to cherish and nurture all life. Your friend has been fataly wound and will die soon and in pain, do you
> > A) Show mercy and end his pain?
> > B) Stick with your faith?
> > C)...


if he has good gear... let him die take what you need and claim some lowbie thief grabbed it all.. if not you may as well help him


> > 13: You see a young boy stealing bread, do you
> > A) Show him his error and guide him in the Light?
> > B) Honestly report him and allow justice take place?
> > C) ...

Flag him.. hunt him down with your guards which are 40 ranks above him and give him an exp hole he will never get out of

> > 14: Your God have prohibited you to fight, yet you see your friend being attacked by a group of imperials, do you
> > A) Try to save your friend, entering battle to do so?
> > B) Be true to your deity and let your friend die?
> > C) ...

dont worry... imperials cant fight...
doppel the emporer and tell them to leave him alone all they will all get anathemad

> > 15: And lastly but not least, what do you think is the ideal behavior of the perfect lightwalker?

someone with candles on his boots?


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