Posted by WhiteStar on October 16, 1999 at 23:28:35:

This is something I encountered with my new invoker while trying to rank a bit. Found it rather amusing at the time (and a bit annoying as well). It's mostly just a small fight with a brownie in emerald, but the clincher is at the end.

<100%hp 26%m 89%mv>
Jaxar's kicked dirt misses a brownie.

<100%hp 26%m 89%mv>
Your burning touch wounds a brownie.
Katresis's sting injures a brownie.
Your burning touch misses a brownie.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 26%m 89%mv> c icicle
You lost your concentration.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 21%m 89%mv>
Katresis utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 21%m 89%mv> c icicle

A brownie dodges your burning touch.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 21%m 89%mv> where
You lost your concentration.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 17%m 89%mv>
Katresis utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
A brownie is surrounded by a pink outline.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 17%m 89%mv>
Jaxar's caltraps misses a brownie.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 17%m 89%mv>
Your burning touch misses a brownie.
A brownie's punch mauls Jaxar.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 17%m 89%mv> c "wall of fire"
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar A fairly large clearing
(PK) Clensdil A fairly large clearing
(PK) Katresis A fairly large clearing
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 17%m 89%mv> You cause a wall of fire to encircle a brownie and burn him!
Your wall of fire injures a brownie.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 9%m 89%mv>
Jaxar's pierce injures a brownie.
A brownie dodges your burning touch.
A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 9%m 89%mv>
Katresis utters the words, 'waouq wuggurz'.
Katresis's magic missile hits a brownie.
Katresis's magic missile hits a brownie.
A brownie is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 9%m 89%mv> c "wall of fire"
You cause a wall of fire to encircle a brownie and burn him!
Your wall of fire devastates a brownie!
A brownie is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv> Jaxar throws a brownie to the ground with stunning force.
Jaxar's throw maims a brownie!
A brownie is gushing blood.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv>
Your burning touch misses a brownie.
A brownie's punch wounds Jaxar.
A brownie is gushing blood.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv>
Katresis utters the words, 'waouq wuggurz'.
Katresis's magic missile grazes a brownie.
Katresis's magic missile hits a brownie.
A brownie is gushing blood.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv> where
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar A fairly large clearing
(PK) Clensdil A fairly large clearing
(PK) Katresis A fairly large clearing
A brownie is gushing blood.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv>
Katresis's sting injures a brownie.
Your burning touch wounds a brownie.
A brownie is writhing in agony.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv> c "faerie fire"
You don't have enough mana.
A brownie is writhing in agony.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv> Jaxar delivers a punishing kick to the legs of a brownie.
Jaxar's sweep kick mauls a brownie.
Jaxar's pierce hits a brownie.
Your burning touch injures a brownie.
A brownie's punch mauls Jaxar.
A brownie is convulsing on the ground.

<100%hp 2%m 89%mv> Jaxar's scratch wounds a brownie.
Jaxar's pierce decimates a brownie!
A brownie is DEAD!!
You receive 184 experience points.
A brownie hits the ground ... DEAD.
Jaxar gets 52 gold coins from the corpse of a brownie.
Jaxar splits 52 gold coins. Your share is 17 gold coins.
Jaxar splits 34 gold coins. Your share is 11 gold coins.
Jaxar sacrifices the corpse of a brownie to the gods.

You follow Katresis.
The Honey Bun
Two lines of pixies and brownies stand facing one another yelling
and hooting in excitement. They seem to be deep in a game of
'Pixie, Brownie and Honey Bun'. A small bag filled with pipeweed
seed is placed squarely in the middle of the line, while both teams
are numbered off. A number is called, and the respective brownie
or pixie has to run forward, grab the bag and return to the line
without being touched. Looks like great fun.

[Exits: east south west]
Katresis the human is here.
A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
There is a cheerful brownie here chatting merrily away.
A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
Jaxar has arrived.

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> You nod.

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> rep
You say 'I have 100% hp 5% mana 92% mv 48552 xp.'

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> where
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
(PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
(PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> autoassist
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Autoassist removed.

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> The Honey Bun
Two lines of pixies and brownies stand facing one another yelling
and hooting in excitement. They seem to be deep in a game of
'Pixie, Brownie and Honey Bun'. A small bag filled with pipeweed
seed is placed squarely in the middle of the line, while both teams
are numbered off. A number is called, and the respective brownie
or pixie has to run forward, grab the bag and return to the line
without being touched. Looks like great fun.

[Exits: east south west]
Jaxar the human is here.
Katresis the human is here.
A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
There is a cheerful brownie here chatting merrily away.
A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv>
Jaxar tells the group 'u attack kat'

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv>
Katresis tells the group 'keep going'

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> where
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
(PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
(PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

<100%hp 5%m 92%mv> c "frost fingers"
Your hands begin to emanate an aura of cold.

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv>
Katresis tells the group 'you're the tank'

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv>
The rain stopped.

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv>
Katresis tells the group 'i'm a mage'

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv> chuckle
You chuckle politely.

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv> gr
Katresis's group:
[15 Con] Katresis 100% hp 38% mana 100% mv 52331 xp
[17 Asn] Jaxar 78% hp 78% mana 69% mv 44914 xp
[14 Inv] Clensdil 100% hp 2% mana 92% mv 48552 xp

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv> where
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
(PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
(PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv> boggle

Jaxar tells the group 'I need some rest'

<100%hp 2%m 92%mv> You boggle at the concept.

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
Jaxar sits down and rests.

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv> ;bull shit!
You tell your group 'bull shit!'

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv> where
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
(PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
(PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
Katresis tells the group 'you've got 78%, they're only brownies'

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
Jaxar stands up.

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv> where
People near you:
(PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
(PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
(PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

<100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
Jaxar tells the group 'ok ok'

Follow Ups:

• you'll notice that there is a bit of RP lacking in there as well. I just found it rather amusing that an assassin who can bine his wounds, thinks he has to let a mage tank so that he can rest cause a brownie scracted him a bit. WHite_star 23:37:36 10/16/99 (2)
  • Maybe he is just smarter than you.... Someone 09:15:32 10/17/99 (1)
    • Humph Lucian(VIP) 17:47:12 10/18/99 (0)

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