you'll notice that there is a bit of RP lacking in there as well. I just found it rather amusing that an assassin who can bine his wounds, thinks he has to let a mage tank so that he can rest cause a brownie scracted him a bit.:

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Posted by WHite_star on October 16, 1999 at 23:37:36:

In Reply to: a slightly amusing little situation, not too long posted by WhiteStar on October 16, 1999 at 23:28:35:

> This is something I encountered with my new invoker while trying to rank a bit. Found it rather amusing at the time (and a bit annoying as well). It's mostly just a small fight with a brownie in emerald, but the clincher is at the end.

> <100%hp 26%m 89%mv>
> Jaxar's kicked dirt misses a brownie.

> <100%hp 26%m 89%mv>
> Your burning touch wounds a brownie.
> Katresis's sting injures a brownie.
> Your burning touch misses a brownie.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 26%m 89%mv> c icicle
> You lost your concentration.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 21%m 89%mv>
> Katresis utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 21%m 89%mv> c icicle

> A brownie dodges your burning touch.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 21%m 89%mv> where
> You lost your concentration.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 17%m 89%mv>
> Katresis utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'.
> A brownie is surrounded by a pink outline.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 17%m 89%mv>
> Jaxar's caltraps misses a brownie.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 17%m 89%mv>
> Your burning touch misses a brownie.
> A brownie's punch mauls Jaxar.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 17%m 89%mv> c "wall of fire"
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar A fairly large clearing
> (PK) Clensdil A fairly large clearing
> (PK) Katresis A fairly large clearing
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 17%m 89%mv> You cause a wall of fire to encircle a brownie and burn him!
> Your wall of fire injures a brownie.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 9%m 89%mv>
> Jaxar's pierce injures a brownie.
> A brownie dodges your burning touch.
> A brownie has some small but disgusting cuts.

> <100%hp 9%m 89%mv>
> Katresis utters the words, 'waouq wuggurz'.
> Katresis's magic missile hits a brownie.
> Katresis's magic missile hits a brownie.
> A brownie is covered with bleeding wounds.

> <100%hp 9%m 89%mv> c "wall of fire"
> You cause a wall of fire to encircle a brownie and burn him!
> Your wall of fire devastates a brownie!
> A brownie is covered with bleeding wounds.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv> Jaxar throws a brownie to the ground with stunning force.
> Jaxar's throw maims a brownie!
> A brownie is gushing blood.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv>
> Your burning touch misses a brownie.
> A brownie's punch wounds Jaxar.
> A brownie is gushing blood.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv>
> Katresis utters the words, 'waouq wuggurz'.
> Katresis's magic missile grazes a brownie.
> Katresis's magic missile hits a brownie.
> A brownie is gushing blood.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar A fairly large clearing
> (PK) Clensdil A fairly large clearing
> (PK) Katresis A fairly large clearing
> A brownie is gushing blood.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv>
> Katresis's sting injures a brownie.
> Your burning touch wounds a brownie.
> A brownie is writhing in agony.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv> c "faerie fire"
> You don't have enough mana.
> A brownie is writhing in agony.

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv> Jaxar delivers a punishing kick to the legs of a brownie.
> Jaxar's sweep kick mauls a brownie.
> Jaxar's pierce hits a brownie.
> Your burning touch injures a brownie.
> A brownie's punch mauls Jaxar.
> A brownie is convulsing on the ground.

>

> <100%hp 2%m 89%mv> Jaxar's scratch wounds a brownie.
> Jaxar's pierce decimates a brownie!
> A brownie is DEAD!!
> You receive 184 experience points.
> A brownie hits the ground ... DEAD.
> Jaxar gets 52 gold coins from the corpse of a brownie.
> Jaxar splits 52 gold coins. Your share is 17 gold coins.
> Jaxar splits 34 gold coins. Your share is 11 gold coins.
> Jaxar sacrifices the corpse of a brownie to the gods.

> You follow Katresis.
> The Honey Bun
> Two lines of pixies and brownies stand facing one another yelling
> and hooting in excitement. They seem to be deep in a game of
> 'Pixie, Brownie and Honey Bun'. A small bag filled with pipeweed
> seed is placed squarely in the middle of the line, while both teams
> are numbered off. A number is called, and the respective brownie
> or pixie has to run forward, grab the bag and return to the line
> without being touched. Looks like great fun.
>
> [Exits: east south west]
> Katresis the human is here.
> A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
> There is a cheerful brownie here chatting merrily away.
> A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
> A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
> Jaxar has arrived.

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> You nod.

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> rep
> You say 'I have 100% hp 5% mana 92% mv 48552 xp.'

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
> (PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
> (PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> autoassist
> l
> Autoassist removed.

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> The Honey Bun
> Two lines of pixies and brownies stand facing one another yelling
> and hooting in excitement. They seem to be deep in a game of
> 'Pixie, Brownie and Honey Bun'. A small bag filled with pipeweed
> seed is placed squarely in the middle of the line, while both teams
> are numbered off. A number is called, and the respective brownie
> or pixie has to run forward, grab the bag and return to the line
> without being touched. Looks like great fun.
>
> [Exits: east south west]
> Jaxar the human is here.
> Katresis the human is here.
> A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
> There is a cheerful brownie here chatting merrily away.
> A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.
> A small pixie stands here laughing cheerfully.

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv>
> Jaxar tells the group 'u attack kat'

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv>
> Katresis tells the group 'keep going'

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
> (PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
> (PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

> <100%hp 5%m 92%mv> c "frost fingers"
> Your hands begin to emanate an aura of cold.

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv>
> Katresis tells the group 'you're the tank'

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv>
> The rain stopped.

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv>
> Katresis tells the group 'i'm a mage'

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv> chuckle
> You chuckle politely.

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv> gr
> Katresis's group:
> [15 Con] Katresis 100% hp 38% mana 100% mv 52331 xp
> [17 Asn] Jaxar 78% hp 78% mana 69% mv 44914 xp
> [14 Inv] Clensdil 100% hp 2% mana 92% mv 48552 xp

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
> (PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
> (PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv> boggle

> Jaxar tells the group 'I need some rest'

> <100%hp 2%m 92%mv> You boggle at the concept.

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
> Jaxar sits down and rests.

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv> ;bull shit!
> You tell your group 'bull shit!'

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
> (PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
> (PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
> Katresis tells the group 'you've got 78%, they're only brownies'

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
> Jaxar stands up.

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv> where
> People near you:
> (PK) Jaxar The Honey Bun
> (PK) Clensdil The Honey Bun
> (PK) Katresis The Honey Bun

> <100%hp 13%m 99%mv>
> Jaxar tells the group 'ok ok'


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