Posted by [Gabe] on December 15, 1999 at 01:01:38:

* me kicking olins ass i just thought this was funny * <410hp 161m 568mv> pincer You drive your axes into both sides of Olin the Innkeeper's body. Your brutal attack MASSACRES Olin the Innkeeper! Olin the Innkeeper is DEAD!! You receive 0 experience points. -> 97728 Olin the Innkeeper's finger is sliced from his dead body. You get 6551 gold coins from the corpse of Olin the Innkeeper. <410hp 161m 568mv> l trophy corpse You feel less tough. <420hp 170m 608mv> The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] The corpse of Olin the Innkeeper is lying here. The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <420hp 170m 608mv> You make a poncho from the corpse of Olin the Innkeeper! <420hp 140m 608mv> wear poncho You stop using a large black cape. You wear a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper about your body. <420hp 140m 608mv> eq You are using: (Magical) (Glowing) a banded ring (Magical) a studded ring cloak of Nightwing cloak of Nightwing a red dragon torso a red dragonhelm red dragonscale leggings a pair of a red dragon's rear claws a pair of red dragon claws red dragon arm guards a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper a girdle of many pouches serpent-scale bracer (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe <420hp 140m 608mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <420hp 140m 608mv> aff You are affected by: Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 80 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for 4 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for 4 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for 4 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 8 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 8 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 33 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 33 hours. <420hp 140m 608mv> Gerad looks at you. <435hp 154m 618mv> Gerad leaves north. <435hp 154m 618mv> where People near you: Gerad A Shadowed Alcove (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star <435hp 154m 618mv> sc You are Vintak the Master of Copper, level 40, 217 years old (126 hours). You are mature. Race: cloud Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: New Thalos You have 435/745 hit, 154/320 mana, 618/618 movement. You have 0 practices, 0 training sessions and 0 weapon specializations. You are carrying 19/28 items with weight 328/600 pounds. Str: 25(25) Int: 16(14) Wis: 17(17) Dex: 16(15) Con: 10(10) Chr: 16(18) You have scored 296272 exp, and have 6589 gold coins. You need 97728 exp to level. Wimpy set to 100 hit points. You are standing. Armor: pierce: -22 bash: -28 slash: -24 magic: 39 You are very well-armored against piercing. You are very well-armored against bashing. You are very well-armored against slashing. You are somewhat armored against magic. Hitroll: 39 Damroll: 47. You are specialized in axe. You are specialized in hand to hand. You are neutral. You have a chaotic ethos. You have chosen the sphere of Combat. You are affected by: Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 79 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for 3 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for 3 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for 3 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 32 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 32 hours. <435hp 154m 618mv> where People near you: Gerad A Shadowed Alcove (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star <446hp 167m 618mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <446hp 167m 618mv> <446hp 167m 618mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <446hp 167m 618mv> eq You are using: (Magical) (Glowing) a banded ring (Magical) a studded ring cloak of Nightwing cloak of Nightwing a red dragon torso a red dragonhelm red dragonscale leggings a pair of a red dragon's rear claws a pair of red dragon claws red dragon arm guards a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper a girdle of many pouches serpent-scale bracer (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe <446hp 167m 618mv> n The Common Area [Exits: north east south west] A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn. An old gnome, carrying a tray of drinks over his head, dances his way through the common area. <446hp 167m 616mv> s The Bar of the Eternal Star [Exits: north east west] The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <446hp 167m 614mv> aff group You are affected by: Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 78 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for 2 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for 2 hours. Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for 2 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 31 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 31 hours. <446hp 167m 614mv> Vintak's group: [40 War] Vintak 59% hp 52% mana 99% mv 296272 xp <446hp 167m 614mv> re hefts his axes to his belt and sits on the ground. Vintak hefts his axes to his belt and sits on the ground. <446hp 167m 614mv> where People near you: Gerad A Shadowed Alcove (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star <446hp 167m 614mv> who pk [ Gnome ] (PK) Tiera the Priestess of the Wilderness [ Gnome ] (PK) Gyos the Master of Alchemy [ Storm ] (PK) [BATTLE] Aehere the Baron of Lightning [ Arial ] (PK) Gwyythinniel the Master of Words [ Human ] (PK) Ktavialt the Spectre, Anathema to the Empire [ Felar ] (PK) [BATTLE] Markenson the Novice of Owaza [ Gnome ] (PK) Bessy the Elder Transmuter [ Duerg ] (PK) [BATTLE] Talice the Mistress of the Night * Cloud * (PK) [BATTLE] Vintak the Master of Copper Players found: 9 <446hp 167m 614mv> <469hp 186m 618mv> You hear a merry jingle as Gobnait arrives. <469hp 186m 618mv> Gobnait gasps in astonishment. <494hp 210m 618mv> <494hp 210m 618mv> Gobnait peers around herself intently. <494hp 210m 618mv> ponder You ponder the question. <494hp 210m 618mv> stan hefts his axes from his belt, gives them a bit of a spin and stands up. Vintak hefts his axes from his belt, gives them a bit of a spin and stands up. <494hp 210m 618mv> Gobnait says 'Where is Olin??' <494hp 210m 618mv> whois gob [ Human ] Gobnait the Baroness of Fire, the Apple of Olin's Eye <494hp 210m 618mv> 'he left You say 'he left' <494hp 210m 618mv> shrug l You shrug. <494hp 210m 618mv> The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. Gobnait is here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <494hp 210m 618mv> Gobnait gets the fingers of Olin the Innkeeper. <494hp 210m 618mv> Gobnait says 'He seems to have more than left!' <494hp 210m 618mv> You feel your pulse slow down. <503hp 225m 618mv> Gobnait catches her breath in a sob. <503hp 225m 618mv> [BATTLE] Dephel: oi, Melphistis, srelan gyos and tiera all want me...hehe. <503hp 225m 618mv> ponder You ponder the question. <503hp 225m 618mv> Gobnait says 'Who did this??' <503hp 225m 618mv> Gobnait peers around herself intently. <503hp 225m 618mv> Gobnait looks at you. <503hp 225m 618mv> 'uhm You say 'uhm' <503hp 225m 618mv> 'I dont know? Gobnait gasps in astonishment. You say 'I dont know?' <512hp 239m 618mv> ponder You ponder the question. <512hp 239m 618mv> 'Yeah.. Gobnait says 'You wear his carcass as a poncho??' You say 'Yeah..' <512hp 239m 618mv> where People near you: Gerad A Shadowed Alcove Gobnait The Bar of the Eternal Star (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star <512hp 239m 618mv> eq You are using: (Magical) (Glowing) a banded ring (Magical) a studded ring cloak of Nightwing cloak of Nightwing a red dragon torso a red dragonhelm red dragonscale leggings a pair of a red dragon's rear claws a pair of red dragon claws red dragon arm guards a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper a girdle of many pouches serpent-scale bracer (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe <512hp 239m 618mv> gasp You gasp in astonishment. <512hp 239m 618mv> 'Your right You say 'Your right' <512hp 239m 618mv> 'A nice trophy eh? You say 'A nice trophy eh?' <512hp 239m 618mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] Gobnait is here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <512hp 239m 618mv> You are hungry. <525hp 251m 618mv> 'His corpse was here.. You say 'His corpse was here..' <525hp 251m 618mv> shrug Gobnait sets her lips and stares at you in shock. You shrug. <525hp 251m 618mv> i You are carrying: ( 2) a water skin a spiked buckler a large black cape <525hp 251m 618mv> 'Actually he didnt put up much of a fight. You say 'Actually he didnt put up much of a fight.' You are hungry. <531hp 265m 618mv> 'and didnt have much gold You say 'and didnt have much gold' <531hp 265m 618mv> get jerky girdle eat jerky You get some beef jerky from a girdle of many pouches. <531hp 265m 618mv> You eat some beef jerky. <531hp 265m 618mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] Gobnait is here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <531hp 265m 618mv> 'still..a nice trophy You say 'still..a nice trophy' <531hp 265m 618mv> where Your eyes see less truly. call 'true' <546hp 276m 618mv> People near you: Gobnait The Bar of the Eternal Star (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star <546hp 276m 618mv> You look around sharply! <546hp 266m 618mv> sc You are Vintak the Master of Copper, level 40, 217 years old (126 hours). You are mature. Race: cloud Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: New Thalos You have 546/745 hit, 266/320 mana, 618/618 movement. You have 0 practices, 0 training sessions and 0 weapon specializations. You are carrying 19/28 items with weight 326/600 pounds. Str: 25(25) Int: 16(14) Wis: 17(17) Dex: 16(15) Con: 10(10) Chr: 16(18) You have scored 296272 exp, and have 6589 gold coins. You need 97728 exp to level. Wimpy set to 100 hit points. You are standing. Armor: pierce: -42 bash: -48 slash: -44 magic: 19 You are heavily armored against piercing. You are heavily armored against bashing. You are heavily armored against slashing. You are armored against magic. Hitroll: 31 Damroll: 39. You are specialized in axe. You are specialized in hand to hand. You are neutral. You have a chaotic ethos. You have chosen the sphere of Combat. You are affected by: Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 10 hours. Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 10 hours. Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 71 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 24 hours. Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 24 hours. <546hp 266m 618mv> Gobnait says 'That's horrible.' <554hp 279m 618mv> 'What is? You say 'What is?' <554hp 279m 618mv> peer l You peer around yourself intently. <554hp 279m 618mv> The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] Gobnait is here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <554hp 279m 618mv> con dwarf A hooded figure waits patiently nearby. A dwarf bouncer is larger than you. He smiles happily. <554hp 279m 618mv> Gobnait says 'Killing Olin!' <554hp 279m 618mv> Gobnait says 'He is my betrothed!' <554hp 279m 618mv> 'He called me a name! You say 'He called me a name!' <554hp 279m 618mv> Gobnait glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. <554hp 279m 618mv> 'Something about a mage hater.. You say 'Something about a mage hater..' <554hp 279m 618mv> 'and getting out of his bar You say 'and getting out of his bar' <562hp 294m 618mv> 'So i put my axe to his skull You say 'So i put my axe to his skull' <562hp 294m 618mv> Gobnait says 'And now you besmirch the honor of the dead!' <562hp 294m 618mv> 'He shutup then You say 'He shutup then' <562hp 294m 618mv> Gobnait shakes her head in dismay. <562hp 294m 618mv> 'He wasn't a good bartender anyways You say 'He wasn't a good bartender anyways' <576hp 303m 618mv> shake You shake your head. <576hp 303m 618mv> i You are carrying: ( 2) a water skin a spiked buckler a large black cape <576hp 303m 618mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] Gobnait is here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <576hp 303m 618mv> 'You should go look for another one I think.. You say 'You should go look for another one I think..' <576hp 303m 618mv> Gobnait says 'I do not want to hear any more of your vile speech.' <576hp 303m 618mv> 'Vile speech? You say 'Vile speech?' <588hp 313m 618mv> 'Your "Olin" started this mess You say 'Your "Olin" started this mess' <588hp 313m 618mv> grum You grumble distractedly to yourself. <588hp 313m 618mv> Gobnait says 'That he would not.' <588hp 313m 618mv> 'Why is it always my fault? You say 'Why is it always my fault?' <588hp 313m 618mv> Gobnait says 'You lie to say that.' <588hp 313m 618mv> l The Bar of the Eternal Star A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie west. [Exits: north east west] Gobnait is here. A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. <588hp 313m 618mv> 'How do you know? Gobnait shakes her head. <588hp 313m 618mv> 'Olin has a dirty mouth! Gobnait leaves north. <588hp 313m 618mv> [BATTLE] the Destructor: Markenson has left the fray of battle. <588hp 313m 618mv> You say 'How do you know?' <596hp 320m 618mv> You say 'Olin has a dirty mouth!' <596hp 320m 618mv> where People near you: (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star <596hp 320m 618mv>

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• Did Ragers wear Magic Items then, or was it just you? Cassman 18:45:21 1/27/2000 (0)
• Come on Gobnait, you shoulda booted his ass, *winks* NT Drayman 08:20:33 12/15/99 (1)
  • Heh. I thought about it, but what was done was done, and my character was too shocked to do much more than leave. I was laughing pretty hard in RL, though-claiming he didn't do it but he was wearing a poncho of him! *dismay* (n/t) Gobnait 19:44:13 12/15/99 (0)
• Yeah, your score is hilarious...n/t :P `Shady 01:53:46 12/15/99 (0)

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