Posted by `Shady on December 15, 1999 at 01:53:46:

In Reply to: Old log I found that I thought was FUNNY. posted by [Gabe] on December 15, 1999 at 01:01:38:

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> > > * me kicking olins ass i just thought this was funny * > <410hp 161m 568mv> pincer > You drive your axes into both sides of Olin the Innkeeper's body. > Your brutal attack MASSACRES Olin the Innkeeper! > Olin the Innkeeper is DEAD!! > You receive 0 experience points. -> 97728 > Olin the Innkeeper's finger is sliced from his dead body. > You get 6551 gold coins from the corpse of Olin the Innkeeper. > <410hp 161m 568mv> l > trophy corpse > You feel less tough. > <420hp 170m 608mv> The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > The corpse of Olin the Innkeeper is lying here. > The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <420hp 170m 608mv> You make a poncho from the corpse of Olin the Innkeeper! > <420hp 140m 608mv> wear poncho > You stop using a large black cape. > You wear a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper about your body. > <420hp 140m 608mv> eq > You are using: > (Magical) (Glowing) a banded ring > (Magical) a studded ring > cloak of Nightwing > cloak of Nightwing > a red dragon torso > a red dragonhelm > red dragonscale leggings > a pair of a red dragon's rear claws > a pair of red dragon claws > red dragon arm guards > a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper > a girdle of many pouches > serpent-scale bracer > (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe > (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe > <420hp 140m 608mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <420hp 140m 608mv> aff > You are affected by: > Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 80 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for 4 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for 4 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for 4 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 8 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 8 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 33 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 33 hours. > <420hp 140m 608mv> > Gerad looks at you. > <435hp 154m 618mv> > Gerad leaves north. > <435hp 154m 618mv> where > People near you: > Gerad A Shadowed Alcove > (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star > <435hp 154m 618mv> sc > You are Vintak the Master of Copper, level 40, 217 years old (126 hours). > You are mature. > Race: cloud Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: New Thalos > You have 435/745 hit, 154/320 mana, 618/618 movement. > You have 0 practices, 0 training sessions and 0 weapon specializations. > You are carrying 19/28 items with weight 328/600 pounds. > Str: 25(25) Int: 16(14) Wis: 17(17) Dex: 16(15) Con: 10(10) Chr: 16(18) > You have scored 296272 exp, and have 6589 gold coins. > You need 97728 exp to level. > Wimpy set to 100 hit points. > You are standing. > Armor: pierce: -22 bash: -28 slash: -24 magic: 39 > You are very well-armored against piercing. > You are very well-armored against bashing. > You are very well-armored against slashing. > You are somewhat armored against magic. > Hitroll: 39 Damroll: 47. > You are specialized in axe. > You are specialized in hand to hand. > You are neutral. You have a chaotic ethos. > You have chosen the sphere of Combat. > You are affected by: > Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 79 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for 3 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for 3 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for 3 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 32 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 32 hours. > <435hp 154m 618mv> where > People near you: > Gerad A Shadowed Alcove > (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star > <446hp 167m 618mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <446hp 167m 618mv> > <446hp 167m 618mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <446hp 167m 618mv> eq > You are using: > (Magical) (Glowing) a banded ring > (Magical) a studded ring > cloak of Nightwing > cloak of Nightwing > a red dragon torso > a red dragonhelm > red dragonscale leggings > a pair of a red dragon's rear claws > a pair of red dragon claws > red dragon arm guards > a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper > a girdle of many pouches > serpent-scale bracer > (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe > (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe > <446hp 167m 618mv> n > The Common Area > > [Exits: north east south west] > A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn. > An old gnome, carrying a tray of drinks over his head, dances his way > through the common area. > <446hp 167m 616mv> s > The Bar of the Eternal Star > > [Exits: north east west] > The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <446hp 167m 614mv> aff > group > You are affected by: > Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 78 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 20 for 2 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 8 for 2 hours. > Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 8 for 2 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 6 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 31 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 31 hours. > <446hp 167m 614mv> Vintak's group: > [40 War] Vintak 59% hp 52% mana 99% mv 296272 xp > <446hp 167m 614mv> re hefts his axes to his belt and sits on the ground. > Vintak hefts his axes to his belt and sits on the ground. > <446hp 167m 614mv> where > People near you: > Gerad A Shadowed Alcove > (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star > <446hp 167m 614mv> who pk > [ Gnome ] (PK) Tiera the Priestess of the Wilderness > [ Gnome ] (PK) Gyos the Master of Alchemy > [ Storm ] (PK) [BATTLE] Aehere the Baron of Lightning > [ Arial ] (PK) Gwyythinniel the Master of Words > [ Human ] (PK) Ktavialt the Spectre, Anathema to the Empire > [ Felar ] (PK) [BATTLE] Markenson the Novice of Owaza > [ Gnome ] (PK) Bessy the Elder Transmuter > [ Duerg ] (PK) [BATTLE] Talice the Mistress of the Night > * Cloud * (PK) [BATTLE] Vintak the Master of Copper > Players found: 9 > <446hp 167m 614mv> > <469hp 186m 618mv> > You hear a merry jingle as Gobnait arrives. > <469hp 186m 618mv> > Gobnait gasps in astonishment. > <494hp 210m 618mv> > <494hp 210m 618mv> > Gobnait peers around herself intently. > <494hp 210m 618mv> ponder > You ponder the question. > <494hp 210m 618mv> stan hefts his axes from his belt, gives them a bit of a spin and stands up. > Vintak hefts his axes from his belt, gives them a bit of a spin and stands up. > <494hp 210m 618mv> Gobnait says 'Where is Olin??' > <494hp 210m 618mv> whois gob > [ Human ] Gobnait the Baroness of Fire, the Apple of Olin's Eye > <494hp 210m 618mv> 'he left > You say 'he left' > <494hp 210m 618mv> shrug > l > You shrug. > <494hp 210m 618mv> The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > The severed fingers of Olin the Innkeeper lie here. > Gobnait is here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <494hp 210m 618mv> > Gobnait gets the fingers of Olin the Innkeeper. > <494hp 210m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'He seems to have more than left!' > <494hp 210m 618mv> > You feel your pulse slow down. > <503hp 225m 618mv> > Gobnait catches her breath in a sob. > <503hp 225m 618mv> > [BATTLE] Dephel: oi, Melphistis, srelan gyos and tiera all want me...hehe. > <503hp 225m 618mv> ponder > You ponder the question. > <503hp 225m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'Who did this??' > <503hp 225m 618mv> > Gobnait peers around herself intently. > <503hp 225m 618mv> > Gobnait looks at you. > <503hp 225m 618mv> 'uhm > You say 'uhm' > <503hp 225m 618mv> 'I dont know? > Gobnait gasps in astonishment. > You say 'I dont know?' > <512hp 239m 618mv> ponder > You ponder the question. > <512hp 239m 618mv> 'Yeah.. > Gobnait says 'You wear his carcass as a poncho??' > You say 'Yeah..' > <512hp 239m 618mv> where > People near you: > Gerad A Shadowed Alcove > Gobnait The Bar of the Eternal Star > (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star > <512hp 239m 618mv> eq > You are using: > (Magical) (Glowing) a banded ring > (Magical) a studded ring > cloak of Nightwing > cloak of Nightwing > a red dragon torso > a red dragonhelm > red dragonscale leggings > a pair of a red dragon's rear claws > a pair of red dragon claws > red dragon arm guards > a poncho from the carcass of Olin the Innkeeper > a girdle of many pouches > serpent-scale bracer > (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe > (Magical) (Humming) mahn-Tor's Great Axe > <512hp 239m 618mv> gasp > You gasp in astonishment. > <512hp 239m 618mv> 'Your right > You say 'Your right' > <512hp 239m 618mv> 'A nice trophy eh? > You say 'A nice trophy eh?' > <512hp 239m 618mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > Gobnait is here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <512hp 239m 618mv> > You are hungry. > <525hp 251m 618mv> 'His corpse was here.. > You say 'His corpse was here..' > <525hp 251m 618mv> shrug > Gobnait sets her lips and stares at you in shock. > You shrug. > <525hp 251m 618mv> i > You are carrying: > ( 2) a water skin > a spiked buckler > a large black cape > <525hp 251m 618mv> 'Actually he didnt put up much of a fight. > You say 'Actually he didnt put up much of a fight.' > You are hungry. > <531hp 265m 618mv> 'and didnt have much gold > You say 'and didnt have much gold' > <531hp 265m 618mv> get jerky girdle > eat jerky > You get some beef jerky from a girdle of many pouches. > <531hp 265m 618mv> You eat some beef jerky. > <531hp 265m 618mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > Gobnait is here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <531hp 265m 618mv> 'still..a nice trophy > You say 'still..a nice trophy' > <531hp 265m 618mv> where > Your eyes see less truly. > call 'true' > <546hp 276m 618mv> People near you: > Gobnait The Bar of the Eternal Star > (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star > <546hp 276m 618mv> You look around sharply! > <546hp 266m 618mv> sc > You are Vintak the Master of Copper, level 40, 217 years old (126 hours). > You are mature. > Race: cloud Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: New Thalos > You have 546/745 hit, 266/320 mana, 618/618 movement. > You have 0 practices, 0 training sessions and 0 weapon specializations. > You are carrying 19/28 items with weight 326/600 pounds. > Str: 25(25) Int: 16(14) Wis: 17(17) Dex: 16(15) Con: 10(10) Chr: 16(18) > You have scored 296272 exp, and have 6589 gold coins. > You need 97728 exp to level. > Wimpy set to 100 hit points. > You are standing. > Armor: pierce: -42 bash: -48 slash: -44 magic: 19 > You are heavily armored against piercing. > You are heavily armored against bashing. > You are heavily armored against slashing. > You are armored against magic. > Hitroll: 31 Damroll: 39. > You are specialized in axe. > You are specialized in hand to hand. > You are neutral. You have a chaotic ethos. > You have chosen the sphere of Combat. > You are affected by: > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 10 hours. > Power: 'truesight' modifies none by 0 for 10 hours. > Skill: 'trophy' modifies none by 0 for 71 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 24 hours. > Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 24 hours. > <546hp 266m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'That's horrible.' > <554hp 279m 618mv> 'What is? > You say 'What is?' > <554hp 279m 618mv> peer > l > You peer around yourself intently. > <554hp 279m 618mv> The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > Gobnait is here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <554hp 279m 618mv> con dwarf > A hooded figure waits patiently nearby. > A dwarf bouncer is larger than you. > He smiles happily. > <554hp 279m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'Killing Olin!' > <554hp 279m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'He is my betrothed!' > <554hp 279m 618mv> 'He called me a name! > You say 'He called me a name!' > <554hp 279m 618mv> > Gobnait glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. > <554hp 279m 618mv> 'Something about a mage hater.. > You say 'Something about a mage hater..' > <554hp 279m 618mv> 'and getting out of his bar > You say 'and getting out of his bar' > <562hp 294m 618mv> 'So i put my axe to his skull > You say 'So i put my axe to his skull' > <562hp 294m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'And now you besmirch the honor of the dead!' > <562hp 294m 618mv> 'He shutup then > You say 'He shutup then' > <562hp 294m 618mv> > Gobnait shakes her head in dismay. > <562hp 294m 618mv> 'He wasn't a good bartender anyways > You say 'He wasn't a good bartender anyways' > <576hp 303m 618mv> shake > You shake your head. > <576hp 303m 618mv> i > You are carrying: > ( 2) a water skin > a spiked buckler > a large black cape > <576hp 303m 618mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > Gobnait is here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <576hp 303m 618mv> 'You should go look for another one I think.. > You say 'You should go look for another one I think..' > <576hp 303m 618mv> Gobnait says 'I do not want to hear any more of your vile speech.' > <576hp 303m 618mv> 'Vile speech? > You say 'Vile speech?' > <588hp 313m 618mv> 'Your "Olin" started this mess > You say 'Your "Olin" started this mess' > <588hp 313m 618mv> grum > You grumble distractedly to yourself. > <588hp 313m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'That he would not.' > <588hp 313m 618mv> 'Why is it always my fault? > You say 'Why is it always my fault?' > <588hp 313m 618mv> > Gobnait says 'You lie to say that.' > <588hp 313m 618mv> l > The Bar of the Eternal Star > A large wooden bar fills the entire southern wall. Made of a rare red tree, > it has been finely carved and oiled so that it shines in the dim light. Food > is scarce near here but mugs and cups of every kind crowd the bar and > swing through the air for a toast. Shelves behind the bar hold the rare > ales and beers while large barrels sit stacked with the poorer drinks. > Stools are scattered about for people to sit, but most stand so they can > stomp and dance when the moment takes them. A large tapestry hangs > over the shelves behind the bar. People swarm in and crowd, pressing to > be nearer, calling out drinks and stumbling to hold on to their own. To > the north the crowd swirls, dancing and singing in a common area. Eastwards, > patrons cheer and groan noisily and long tables filled with food lie > west. > > [Exits: north east west] > Gobnait is here. > A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble. > <588hp 313m 618mv> 'How do you know? > Gobnait shakes her head. > <588hp 313m 618mv> 'Olin has a dirty mouth! > Gobnait leaves north. > <588hp 313m 618mv> > [BATTLE] the Destructor: Markenson has left the fray of battle. > <588hp 313m 618mv> You say 'How do you know?' > <596hp 320m 618mv> You say 'Olin has a dirty mouth!' > <596hp 320m 618mv> where > People near you: > (PK) Vintak The Bar of the Eternal Star > <596hp 320m 618mv> > >

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