The Saga of Private Langston and Private Snarf in a Starcraft MUD

The Saga of Private Langston and Private Snarf in a Starcraft MUD:
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Posted by Private Langston on December 22, 1999 at 07:48:42:

***we enter as our dynamic duo are just about finished stocking up on supplies....

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf loads a fuel canister into an M240 incinerator.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'Fucker'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> salute
You salute everyone present.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
[CHAT] Tiznon: 15k mp a night is good enough

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf exclaims, 'That fucker WILL FEEL MY WRATH!'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say load up Private!
You exclaim, 'load up Private!'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> reload
The weapon is already loaded!
1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf gets a 9mm automatic pistol from a weapons rack.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get box
get box
Your arms are already full!

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Your arms are already full!

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> l
Supply Depot
The supply depot is where all marines are outfitted with the best equipment
you can salvage from garbage dumps. Pieces of armor, rusty weapons, and an
assortment of misc items which serve next to no value litter the shelves.
[ Exits: S ]
(12) a clip of gauss rifle bolts is here.
A small box has been left on the floor.
A weapons rack is here, displaying it's inventory.
A large ammunitions crate is here, waiting to be opened.
A long slender supply shelf is here, leaning against the wall.
(07) a armored chest plate sits here.
(06) some boots have been left here.
(07) some shin guards have been left here.
(06) a helmet was left here.
(06) some black material was dropped here.
(06) something was left on the floor here.
(06) A twin mounted combat spotlight.
(04) a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards
(02) an M240 incinerator is here.
(04) a pump action 12-gauge shotgun
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> in
You are carrying:
a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards
(02) a 9mm magazine
a 9mm automatic pistol
(08) a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
[CHAT] someone: give me some of it in crystals please

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf opens an ammo crate.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
[CHAT] Tiznon: rofl

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> drop guards
You drop a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get magazine
You don't see a magazine here.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'Alright'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
[CHAT] Tiznon: gotta make cmeq

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> wear 9mm
You can't wear a 9mm magazine.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> eq
You are using:
a twin mounted combat spotlight
a T.C.M. combat helmet with built in resperator
T.C.M. armored shin guards
a pair of combat boots
a pair of black padded gloves
a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards
a set of standard pattern BDU's
a pump action 12-gauge shotgun

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf drops a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
[CHAT] someone: Same here

Snarf stops using an M240 incinerator.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf wields a 9mm automatic pistol.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf loads a 9mm magazine into a 9mm automatic pistol.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'that's what i'm talkin about'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say lets rock
You say, 'lets rock'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf stops using a 9mm automatic pistol.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf wields an M240 incinerator.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'Aight'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf leaves south.
You follow Snarf.

Cryo Chamber Corridor
This chamber is lined with cryosleep capsules, which monitor body functions
and provide the user with overall better sleep. It is in these that the
Marines of Mar Sara rest in preparation for upcoming missions.
[ Exits: N S D ]
A strange warp gate portal for newbies is here. (glowin)
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf leaves south.
You follow Snarf.

Mar Sara Colony Command Center
A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'.
The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them
tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of
adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to
protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where
several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three
large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base.
[ Exits: N E s W ]
A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup.
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move>
Snarf leaves north.
You follow Snarf.

1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move>
Snarf enter's the newbie portal.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> enter portal
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: N S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf shouts 'FEAR MY WRATH COMMONER!'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> flex
Huh?!?

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf leaves north.
You follow Snarf.

Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: E S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf leaves east.
You follow Snarf.

Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: E S W ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> emote flex's.
Langston flex's.
Snarf leaves south.
You follow Snarf.

Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: N E ]
The corpse of Snarf is lying here.
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move>
Snarf leaves north.
You follow Snarf.

Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: E S W ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move>
Snarf leaves south.
You follow Snarf.

Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: N E ]
The corpse of Snarf is lying here.
Private Snarf is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move> snicker
You snicker softly.

1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> rofl
You roll on the floor, laughing uncontrollably.

1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf says, 'sututp'

1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf leaves east.
You follow Snarf.

Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: N W ]
Private Snarf is standing here.
A protoss commoner is standing here.

1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> say PUSSY!
You exclaim, 'PUSSY!'
Snarf leaves west.
You follow Snarf.

Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: N E ]
The corpse of Snarf is lying here.
Private Snarf is standing here.

***SNIP***
Our heros attempt to learn how to kill things
***RESUME***

1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> say watch the masta!
You exclaim, 'watch the masta!'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf aims and fires to the east!

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> aim protoss
How are you gonna scare him with that if he isn't even here???

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf aims and fires to the east!

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say this is pissing me off
You say, 'this is pissing me off'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf shouts 'POP MOTHAFUCKA'

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf aims and fires to the east!

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill commoner
(1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up)

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) kill commoner
You do the best you can!

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up)
Snarf assists you!
(1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up)
(1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him.

1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody)
(1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you.

1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody)
Snarf exclaims, 'I'M HERE FOR YADUDE!'

1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) kill commoner
You do the best you can!

1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody)
Your shot wizzes right by a protoss commoner!
(1 hit) Snarf burns a protoss commoner rather hard, which severely wounds him.

1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
(1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you.

1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) shout die beyatch!
You shout 'die beyatch!'

1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
(1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him.
a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
(1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss.
a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) say help me fookar!
(1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you.
You exclaim, 'help me fookar!'

962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
Snarf shouts 'TAKE IT OU!'

962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
a protoss commoner has arrived from the east.

962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
You shoot a protoss commoner right through the head, killing him instantly.
a protoss commoner is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a protoss commoner's death cry.

962(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'FUCK YEAH'

966(1250)hitp 82(82)move> cackle
You cackle gleefully.

970(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, '3 mission points'

975(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf asks, 'The fuck is a mission point?'

979(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say we need food
You say, 'we need food'

981(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'fuck food'

984(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf says, 'Go west'

986(1250)hitp 82(82)move> starve
Huh?!?

987(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w
Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: E S W ]

987(1250)hitp 81(82)move> l e
You see nothing special.
You see a protoss commoner and Snarf close by east.
You see a protoss commoner nearby east.

990(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Something flies in from to the east of and hits YOU!
You stop following Snarf.

916(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Snarf has arrived from the east.

920(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say bitch!
You exclaim, 'bitch!'

925(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill snarf
Your shot wizzes right by Snarf!
*CLICK* You're weapon is out of ammo

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched)
Snarf says, 'Take that, ho'

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) reload
You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun.

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) kill snarf
You do the best you can!

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched)
(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
(1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss.

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves east.

926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf e
They don't seem to be here.

928(1250)hitp 82(82)move> e
Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: E S W ]
Private Snarf is standing here.
A protoss commoner is standing here.

929(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
(1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf
You do the best you can!

834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves west.

834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) scan w
Huh?!?

835(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w
Nexus Commons
You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
[ Exits: E S W ]

836(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf has arrived from the west.

837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> scan w

Your shot totally misses Snarf!

837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) Huh?!?

837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
(1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss.

837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) fol snarf
You now follow Snarf.

837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves west.

837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) w
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: E S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

838(1250)hitp 81(82)move> fol snarf
You are already following him.

840(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
841(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him.

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
You stop following Snarf.
(1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss.

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) say DIE!!!
You exclaim, 'DIE!!!'

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
Snarf says, 'FUCKA'

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) shout take this whore!
You shout 'take this whore!'

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves south.

842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) s
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: N S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

842(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves north.

843(1250)hitp 81(82)move> shout take this whore!
You shout 'take this whore!'

844(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
They don't seem to be here.

845(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: E S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

846(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
Snarf says, 'goddamnit'

847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves south.

847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: N S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf

(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him.

848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) You do the best you can!

848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
(1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves north.

756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n
No way! You're fighting for your life!

756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf
They don't seem to be here.

756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: E S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

757(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
758(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
Snarf leaves south.

759(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

765(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

766(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

768(1250)hitp 82(82)move> shout BLOCKA!!
You shout 'BLOCKA!!'

769(1250)hitp 82(82)move> s
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: N S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

770(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf

Snarf leaves north.

772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> They don't seem to be here.

772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n

Something flies in from to the north of and hits YOU!

699(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: E S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

699(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves south.

700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) s
Golden Walkway
You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
[ Exits: N S ]
Private Snarf is standing here.

700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
701(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
(1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.
*CLICK* You're weapon is out of ammo

702(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
(1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) reload
You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun.
Snarf exclaims, 'BOOYAH BEYATCH!!'

606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf
You do the best you can!

606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
Snarf leaves south.

606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

607(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s
Open Archway
You stand in front of a large archway leading out of the nexus.
[ Exits: N U ]
A gold and yellow colored protoss Shuttle.
Private Snarf is standing here.

608(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
Your shot totally misses Snarf!

609(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
(1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Snarf says, 'Goddamn'

510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Your shot totally misses Snarf!

510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
Snarf exclaims, 'Your a damn machine!'

510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
(1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) shout this is fo muh homeboys!!
You shout 'this is fo muh homeboys!!'

427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
You shoot Snarf right through the head, killing him instantly.
Snarf is dead! R.I.P.
[INFO] Snarf killed by Langston at Open Archway.
Your blood freezes as you hear Snarf's death cry.

428(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
[CHAT] Snarf: May you rot in hell

433(1250)hitp 82(82)move> chat take that fucker!
[CHAT] -> take that fucker!

439(1250)hitp 82(82)move> recal
Mar Sara Colony Command Center
A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'.
The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them
tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of
adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to
protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where
several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three
large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base.
[ Exits: N E s W ]
A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup.
Private Snarf is sitting here.
Private Gorman (glowing) is standing here.

***And So our saga ends, Langston the Victor and Snarf, the raggety ho

Follow Ups:

One protoss unit can kill a private any day! Sierothe 10:49:56 12/23/99 (0)
Damnit, I'll see your Terran ass in HELL! [n\t] Private Snarf 15:29:06 12/22/99 (0)

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Comments:	> *we enter as our dynamic duo are just about finished stocking up on supplies.... > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf loads a fuel canister into an M240 incinerator. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'Fucker' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> salute > You salute everyone present. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > [CHAT] Tiznon: 15k mp a night is good enough > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf exclaims, 'That fucker WILL FEEL MY WRATH!' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say load up Private! > You exclaim, 'load up Private!' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> reload > The weapon is already loaded! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf gets a 9mm automatic pistol from a weapons rack. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get box > get box > Your arms are already full! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Your arms are already full! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> l > Supply Depot > The supply depot is where all marines are outfitted with the best equipment > you can salvage from garbage dumps. Pieces of armor, rusty weapons, and an > assortment of misc items which serve next to no value litter the shelves. > [ Exits: S ] > (12) a clip of gauss rifle bolts is here. > A small box has been left on the floor. > A weapons rack is here, displaying it's inventory. > A large ammunitions crate is here, waiting to be opened. > A long slender supply shelf is here, leaning against the wall. > (07) a armored chest plate sits here. > (06) some boots have been left here. > (07) some shin guards have been left here. > (06) a helmet was left here. > (06) some black material was dropped here. > (06) something was left on the floor here. > (06) A twin mounted combat spotlight. > (04) a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards > (02) an M240 incinerator is here. > (04) a pump action 12-gauge shotgun > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> in > You are carrying: > a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards > (02) a 9mm magazine > a 9mm automatic pistol > (08) a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > [CHAT] someone: give me some of it in crystals please > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf opens an ammo crate. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > [CHAT] Tiznon: rofl > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> drop guards > You drop a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get magazine > You don't see a magazine here. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'Alright' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > [CHAT] Tiznon: gotta make cmeq > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> wear 9mm > You can't wear a 9mm magazine. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> eq > You are using: > <worn around neck> a twin mounted combat spotlight > <worn on head> a T.C.M. combat helmet with built in resperator > <worn on legs> T.C.M. armored shin guards > <worn on feet> a pair of combat boots > <worn on hands> a pair of black padded gloves > <worn on arms> a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards > <worn about body> a set of standard pattern BDU's > <wielded> a pump action 12-gauge shotgun > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf drops a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > [CHAT] someone: Same here > Snarf stops using an M240 incinerator. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf wields a 9mm automatic pistol. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf loads a 9mm magazine into a 9mm automatic pistol. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'that's what i'm talkin about' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say lets rock > You say, 'lets rock' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf stops using a 9mm automatic pistol. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf wields an M240 incinerator. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'Aight' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf leaves south. > You follow Snarf. > Cryo Chamber Corridor > This chamber is lined with cryosleep capsules, which monitor body functions > and provide the user with overall better sleep. It is in these that the > Marines of Mar Sara rest in preparation for upcoming missions. > [ Exits: N S D ] > A strange warp gate portal for newbies is here. (glowin) > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf leaves south. > You follow Snarf. > Mar Sara Colony Command Center > A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'. > The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them > tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of > adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to > protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where > several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three > large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base. > [ Exits: N E s W ] > A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup. > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> > Snarf leaves north. > You follow Snarf. > Cryo Chamber Corridor > This chamber is lined with cryosleep capsules, which monitor body functions > and provide the user with overall better sleep. It is in these that the > Marines of Mar Sara rest in preparation for upcoming missions. > [ Exits: N S D ] > A strange warp gate portal for newbies is here. (glowin) > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> > Snarf enter's the newbie portal. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> enter portal > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: N S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf shouts 'FEAR MY WRATH COMMONER!' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> flex > Huh?!? > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf leaves north. > You follow Snarf. > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: E S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf leaves east. > You follow Snarf. > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: E S W ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> emote flex's. > Langston flex's. > Snarf leaves south. > You follow Snarf. > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: N E ] > The corpse of Snarf is lying here. > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> > Snarf leaves north. > You follow Snarf. > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: E S W ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move> > Snarf leaves south. > You follow Snarf. > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: N E ] > The corpse of Snarf is lying here. > Private Snarf is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move> snicker > You snicker softly. > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> rofl > You roll on the floor, laughing uncontrollably. > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf says, 'sututp' > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf leaves east. > You follow Snarf. > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: N W ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > A protoss commoner is standing here. > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> say PUSSY! > You exclaim, 'PUSSY!' > Snarf leaves west. > You follow Snarf. > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: N E ] > The corpse of Snarf is lying here. > Private Snarf is standing here. > > SNIP > Our heros attempt to learn how to kill things > RESUME** > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> say watch the masta! > You exclaim, 'watch the masta!' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf aims and fires to the east! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> aim protoss > How are you gonna scare him with that if he isn't even here??? > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf aims and fires to the east! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say this is pissing me off > You say, 'this is pissing me off' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf shouts 'POP MOTHAFUCKA' > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf aims and fires to the east! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill commoner > (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) kill commoner > You do the best you can! > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) > Snarf assists you! > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) > (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him. > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) > (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you. > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) > Snarf exclaims, 'I'M HERE FOR YADUDE!' > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) kill commoner > You do the best you can! > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) > Your shot wizzes right by a protoss commoner! > (1 hit) Snarf burns a protoss commoner rather hard, which severely wounds him. > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you. > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) shout die beyatch! > You shout 'die beyatch!' > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him. > a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again. > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss. > a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again. > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) say help me fookar! > (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you. > You exclaim, 'help me fookar!' > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > Snarf shouts 'TAKE IT OU!' > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > a protoss commoner has arrived from the east. > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > You shoot a protoss commoner right through the head, killing him instantly. > a protoss commoner is dead! R.I.P. > Your blood freezes as you hear a protoss commoner's death cry. > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'FUCK YEAH' > 966(1250)hitp 82(82)move> cackle > You cackle gleefully. > 970(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, '3 mission points' > 975(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf asks, 'The fuck is a mission point?' > 979(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say we need food > You say, 'we need food' > 981(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'fuck food' > 984(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf says, 'Go west' > 986(1250)hitp 82(82)move> starve > Huh?!? > 987(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: E S W ] > 987(1250)hitp 81(82)move> l e > You see nothing special. > You see a protoss commoner and Snarf close by east. > You see a protoss commoner nearby east. > 990(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Something flies in from to the east of and hits YOU! > You stop following Snarf. > 916(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Snarf has arrived from the east. > 920(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say bitch! > You exclaim, 'bitch!' > 925(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill snarf > Your shot wizzes right by Snarf! > CLICK You're weapon is out of ammo > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) > Snarf says, 'Take that, ho' > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) reload > You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun. > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) kill snarf > You do the best you can! > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss. > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves east. > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf e > They don't seem to be here. > 928(1250)hitp 82(82)move> e > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: E S W ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > A protoss commoner is standing here. > 929(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf > You do the best you can! > 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves west. > 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) scan w > Huh?!? > 835(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w > Nexus Commons > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > [ Exits: E S W ] > 836(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf has arrived from the west. > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> scan w > Your shot totally misses Snarf! > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) Huh?!? > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss. > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) fol snarf > You now follow Snarf. > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves west. > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) w > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: E S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 838(1250)hitp 81(82)move> fol snarf > You are already following him. > 840(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > 841(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him. > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > You stop following Snarf. > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss. > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) say DIE!!! > You exclaim, 'DIE!!!' > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > Snarf says, 'FUCKA' > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) shout take this whore! > You shout 'take this whore!' > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves south. > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) s > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: N S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 842(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves north. > 843(1250)hitp 81(82)move> shout take this whore! > You shout 'take this whore!' > 844(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > They don't seem to be here. > 845(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: E S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 846(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > Snarf says, 'goddamnit' > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves south. > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: N S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him. > 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) You do the best you can! > 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves north. > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n > No way! You're fighting for your life! > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf > They don't seem to be here. > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: E S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 757(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > 758(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > Snarf leaves south. > 759(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > 765(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > 766(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > 768(1250)hitp 82(82)move> shout BLOCKA!! > You shout 'BLOCKA!!' > 769(1250)hitp 82(82)move> s > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: N S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 770(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > Snarf leaves north. > 772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> They don't seem to be here. > 772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n > Something flies in from to the north of and hits YOU! > 699(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: E S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 699(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves south. > 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) s > Golden Walkway > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > [ Exits: N S ] > Private Snarf is standing here. > 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > 701(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > CLICK You're weapon is out of ammo > 702(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) reload > You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun. > Snarf exclaims, 'BOOYAH BEYATCH!!' > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf > You do the best you can! > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > Snarf leaves south. > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > 607(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s > Open Archway > You stand in front of a large archway leading out of the nexus. > [ Exits: N U ] > A gold and yellow colored protoss Shuttle. > Private Snarf is standing here. > 608(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > Your shot totally misses Snarf! > 609(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Snarf says, 'Goddamn' > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Your shot totally misses Snarf! > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > Snarf exclaims, 'Your a damn machine!' > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > 427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) shout this is fo muh homeboys!! > You shout 'this is fo muh homeboys!!' > 427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > You shoot Snarf right through the head, killing him instantly. > Snarf is dead! R.I.P. > [INFO] Snarf killed by Langston at Open Archway. > Your blood freezes as you hear Snarf's death cry. > 428(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > [CHAT] Snarf: May you rot in hell > 433(1250)hitp 82(82)move> chat take that fucker! > [CHAT] -> take that fucker! > 439(1250)hitp 82(82)move> recal > Mar Sara Colony Command Center > A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'. > The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them > tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of > adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to > protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where > several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three > large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base. > [ Exits: N E s W ] > A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup. > Private Snarf is sitting here. > Private Gorman (glowing) is standing here. > ***And So our saga ends, Langston the Victor and Snarf, the raggety ho

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