Damnit, I'll see your Terran ass in HELL! [n\t]

Damnit, I'll see your Terran ass in HELL! [n\t]:
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Posted by Private Snarf on December 22, 1999 at 15:29:06:

In Reply to: The Saga of Private Langston and Private Snarf in a Starcraft MUD posted by Private Langston on December 22, 1999 at 07:48:42:

> ***we enter as our dynamic duo are just about finished stocking up on supplies....

>
> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf loads a fuel canister into an M240 incinerator.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'Fucker'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> salute
> You salute everyone present.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> [CHAT] Tiznon: 15k mp a night is good enough

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf exclaims, 'That fucker WILL FEEL MY WRATH!'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say load up Private!
> You exclaim, 'load up Private!'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> reload
> The weapon is already loaded!
> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf gets a 9mm automatic pistol from a weapons rack.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get box
> get box
> Your arms are already full!

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Your arms are already full!

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> l
> Supply Depot
> The supply depot is where all marines are outfitted with the best equipment
> you can salvage from garbage dumps. Pieces of armor, rusty weapons, and an
> assortment of misc items which serve next to no value litter the shelves.
> [ Exits: S ]
> (12) a clip of gauss rifle bolts is here.
> A small box has been left on the floor.
> A weapons rack is here, displaying it's inventory.
> A large ammunitions crate is here, waiting to be opened.
> A long slender supply shelf is here, leaning against the wall.
> (07) a armored chest plate sits here.
> (06) some boots have been left here.
> (07) some shin guards have been left here.
> (06) a helmet was left here.
> (06) some black material was dropped here.
> (06) something was left on the floor here.
> (06) A twin mounted combat spotlight.
> (04) a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards
> (02) an M240 incinerator is here.
> (04) a pump action 12-gauge shotgun
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> in
> You are carrying:
> a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards
> (02) a 9mm magazine
> a 9mm automatic pistol
> (08) a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> [CHAT] someone: give me some of it in crystals please

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf opens an ammo crate.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> [CHAT] Tiznon: rofl

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> drop guards
> You drop a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get magazine
> You don't see a magazine here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'Alright'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> [CHAT] Tiznon: gotta make cmeq

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> wear 9mm
> You can't wear a 9mm magazine.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> eq
> You are using:
> a twin mounted combat spotlight
> a T.C.M. combat helmet with built in resperator
> T.C.M. armored shin guards
> a pair of combat boots
> a pair of black padded gloves
> a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards
> a set of standard pattern BDU's
> a pump action 12-gauge shotgun

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf drops a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> [CHAT] someone: Same here

> Snarf stops using an M240 incinerator.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf wields a 9mm automatic pistol.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf loads a 9mm magazine into a 9mm automatic pistol.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'that's what i'm talkin about'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say lets rock
> You say, 'lets rock'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf stops using a 9mm automatic pistol.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf wields an M240 incinerator.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'Aight'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf leaves south.
> You follow Snarf.

> Cryo Chamber Corridor
> This chamber is lined with cryosleep capsules, which monitor body functions
> and provide the user with overall better sleep. It is in these that the
> Marines of Mar Sara rest in preparation for upcoming missions.
> [ Exits: N S D ]
> A strange warp gate portal for newbies is here. (glowin)
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf leaves south.
> You follow Snarf.

> Mar Sara Colony Command Center
> A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'.
> The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them
> tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of
> adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to
> protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where
> several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three
> large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base.
> [ Exits: N E s W ]
> A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup.
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move>
> Snarf leaves north.
> You follow Snarf.

> 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move>
> Snarf enter's the newbie portal.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> enter portal
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: N S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf shouts 'FEAR MY WRATH COMMONER!'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> flex
> Huh?!?

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf leaves north.
> You follow Snarf.

> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: E S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf leaves east.
> You follow Snarf.

> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: E S W ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> emote flex's.
> Langston flex's.
> Snarf leaves south.
> You follow Snarf.

> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: N E ]
> The corpse of Snarf is lying here.
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move>
> Snarf leaves north.
> You follow Snarf.

> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: E S W ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move>
> Snarf leaves south.
> You follow Snarf.

> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: N E ]
> The corpse of Snarf is lying here.
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move> snicker
> You snicker softly.

> 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> rofl
> You roll on the floor, laughing uncontrollably.

> 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'sututp'

> 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf leaves east.
> You follow Snarf.

> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: N W ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.
> A protoss commoner is standing here.

> 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> say PUSSY!
> You exclaim, 'PUSSY!'
> Snarf leaves west.
> You follow Snarf.

> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: N E ]
> The corpse of Snarf is lying here.
> Private Snarf is standing here.

>
> ***SNIP***
> Our heros attempt to learn how to kill things
> ***RESUME***

>
> 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> say watch the masta!
> You exclaim, 'watch the masta!'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf aims and fires to the east!

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> aim protoss
> How are you gonna scare him with that if he isn't even here???

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf aims and fires to the east!

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say this is pissing me off
> You say, 'this is pissing me off'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf shouts 'POP MOTHAFUCKA'

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf aims and fires to the east!

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill commoner
> (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up)

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) kill commoner
> You do the best you can!

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up)
> Snarf assists you!
> (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up)
> (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him.

> 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody)
> (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody)
> Snarf exclaims, 'I'M HERE FOR YADUDE!'

> 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) kill commoner
> You do the best you can!

> 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody)
> Your shot wizzes right by a protoss commoner!
> (1 hit) Snarf burns a protoss commoner rather hard, which severely wounds him.

> 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
> (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) shout die beyatch!
> You shout 'die beyatch!'

> 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
> (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him.
> a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

> 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
> (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss.
> a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

> 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) say help me fookar!
> (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you.
> You exclaim, 'help me fookar!'

> 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
> Snarf shouts 'TAKE IT OU!'

> 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
> a protoss commoner has arrived from the east.

> 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death)
> You shoot a protoss commoner right through the head, killing him instantly.
> a protoss commoner is dead! R.I.P.
> Your blood freezes as you hear a protoss commoner's death cry.

> 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'FUCK YEAH'

> 966(1250)hitp 82(82)move> cackle
> You cackle gleefully.

> 970(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, '3 mission points'

> 975(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf asks, 'The fuck is a mission point?'

> 979(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say we need food
> You say, 'we need food'

> 981(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'fuck food'

> 984(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf says, 'Go west'

> 986(1250)hitp 82(82)move> starve
> Huh?!?

> 987(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w
> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: E S W ]

> 987(1250)hitp 81(82)move> l e
> You see nothing special.
> You see a protoss commoner and Snarf close by east.
> You see a protoss commoner nearby east.

> 990(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Something flies in from to the east of and hits YOU!
> You stop following Snarf.

> 916(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Snarf has arrived from the east.

> 920(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say bitch!
> You exclaim, 'bitch!'

> 925(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill snarf
> Your shot wizzes right by Snarf!
> *CLICK* You're weapon is out of ammo

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched)
> Snarf says, 'Take that, ho'

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) reload
> You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun.

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) kill snarf
> You do the best you can!

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched)
> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss.

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves east.

> 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf e
> They don't seem to be here.

> 928(1250)hitp 82(82)move> e
> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: E S W ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.
> A protoss commoner is standing here.

> 929(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf
> You do the best you can!

> 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves west.

> 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) scan w
> Huh?!?

> 835(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w
> Nexus Commons
> You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle.
> [ Exits: E S W ]

> 836(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf has arrived from the west.

> 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> scan w

> Your shot totally misses Snarf!

> 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) Huh?!?

> 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss.

> 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) fol snarf
> You now follow Snarf.

> 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves west.

> 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) w
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: E S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 838(1250)hitp 81(82)move> fol snarf
> You are already following him.

> 840(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> 841(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him.

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> You stop following Snarf.
> (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss.

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) say DIE!!!
> You exclaim, 'DIE!!!'

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> Snarf says, 'FUCKA'

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up)
> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) shout take this whore!
> You shout 'take this whore!'

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves south.

> 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) s
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: N S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 842(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves north.

> 843(1250)hitp 81(82)move> shout take this whore!
> You shout 'take this whore!'

> 844(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> They don't seem to be here.

> 845(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: E S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 846(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

> 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
> Snarf says, 'goddamnit'

> 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves south.

> 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody)
> Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

> 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: N S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf

> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him.

> 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) You do the best you can!

> 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves north.

> 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n
> No way! You're fighting for your life!

> 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf
> They don't seem to be here.

> 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: E S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 757(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> 758(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> Snarf leaves south.

> 759(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

> 765(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

> 766(1250)hitp 82(82)move>
> Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

> 768(1250)hitp 82(82)move> shout BLOCKA!!
> You shout 'BLOCKA!!'

> 769(1250)hitp 82(82)move> s
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: N S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 770(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf

> Snarf leaves north.

> 772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> They don't seem to be here.

> 772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n

> Something flies in from to the north of and hits YOU!

> 699(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: E S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 699(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.

> 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves south.

> 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) s
> Golden Walkway
> You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue
> warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source.
> [ Exits: N S ]
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> 701(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him.
> *CLICK* You're weapon is out of ammo

> 702(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) reload
> You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun.
> Snarf exclaims, 'BOOYAH BEYATCH!!'

> 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf
> You do the best you can!

> 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Snarf panics, and attempts to flee!
> Snarf leaves south.

> 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground!

> 607(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s
> Open Archway
> You stand in front of a large archway leading out of the nexus.
> [ Exits: N U ]
> A gold and yellow colored protoss Shuttle.
> Private Snarf is standing here.

> 608(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf
> Your shot totally misses Snarf!

> 609(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Snarf says, 'Goddamn'

> 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Your shot totally misses Snarf!

> 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> Snarf exclaims, 'Your a damn machine!'

> 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you.

> 427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) shout this is fo muh homeboys!!
> You shout 'this is fo muh homeboys!!'

> 427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death)
> You shoot Snarf right through the head, killing him instantly.
> Snarf is dead! R.I.P.
> [INFO] Snarf killed by Langston at Open Archway.
> Your blood freezes as you hear Snarf's death cry.

> 428(1250)hitp 81(82)move>
> [CHAT] Snarf: May you rot in hell

> 433(1250)hitp 82(82)move> chat take that fucker!
> [CHAT] -> take that fucker!

> 439(1250)hitp 82(82)move> recal
> Mar Sara Colony Command Center
> A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'.
> The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them
> tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of
> adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to
> protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where
> several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three
> large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base.
> [ Exits: N E s W ]
> A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup.
> Private Snarf is sitting here.
> Private Gorman (glowing) is standing here.

> ***And So our saga ends, Langston the Victor and Snarf, the raggety ho

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Comments:	> > *we enter as our dynamic duo are just about finished stocking up on supplies.... > > > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf loads a fuel canister into an M240 incinerator. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'Fucker' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> salute > > You salute everyone present. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > [CHAT] Tiznon: 15k mp a night is good enough > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf exclaims, 'That fucker WILL FEEL MY WRATH!' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say load up Private! > > You exclaim, 'load up Private!' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> reload > > The weapon is already loaded! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf gets a 9mm automatic pistol from a weapons rack. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get box > > get box > > Your arms are already full! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Your arms are already full! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> l > > Supply Depot > > The supply depot is where all marines are outfitted with the best equipment > > you can salvage from garbage dumps. Pieces of armor, rusty weapons, and an > > assortment of misc items which serve next to no value litter the shelves. > > [ Exits: S ] > > (12) a clip of gauss rifle bolts is here. > > A small box has been left on the floor. > > A weapons rack is here, displaying it's inventory. > > A large ammunitions crate is here, waiting to be opened. > > A long slender supply shelf is here, leaning against the wall. > > (07) a armored chest plate sits here. > > (06) some boots have been left here. > > (07) some shin guards have been left here. > > (06) a helmet was left here. > > (06) some black material was dropped here. > > (06) something was left on the floor here. > > (06) A twin mounted combat spotlight. > > (04) a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards > > (02) an M240 incinerator is here. > > (04) a pump action 12-gauge shotgun > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> in > > You are carrying: > > a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards > > (02) a 9mm magazine > > a 9mm automatic pistol > > (08) a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > [CHAT] someone: give me some of it in crystals please > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf opens an ammo crate. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > [CHAT] Tiznon: rofl > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf gets a 9mm magazine from an ammo crate. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> drop guards > > You drop a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> get magazine > > You don't see a magazine here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'Alright' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > [CHAT] Tiznon: gotta make cmeq > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> wear 9mm > > You can't wear a 9mm magazine. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> eq > > You are using: > > <worn around neck> a twin mounted combat spotlight > > <worn on head> a T.C.M. combat helmet with built in resperator > > <worn on legs> T.C.M. armored shin guards > > <worn on feet> a pair of combat boots > > <worn on hands> a pair of black padded gloves > > <worn on arms> a pair of T.C.M. forearm guards > > <worn about body> a set of standard pattern BDU's > > <wielded> a pump action 12-gauge shotgun > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf drops a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > [CHAT] someone: Same here > > Snarf stops using an M240 incinerator. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf wields a 9mm automatic pistol. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf loads a 9mm magazine into a 9mm automatic pistol. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'that's what i'm talkin about' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say lets rock > > You say, 'lets rock' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf stops using a 9mm automatic pistol. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf wields an M240 incinerator. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'Aight' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf leaves south. > > You follow Snarf. > > Cryo Chamber Corridor > > This chamber is lined with cryosleep capsules, which monitor body functions > > and provide the user with overall better sleep. It is in these that the > > Marines of Mar Sara rest in preparation for upcoming missions. > > [ Exits: N S D ] > > A strange warp gate portal for newbies is here. (glowin) > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf leaves south. > > You follow Snarf. > > Mar Sara Colony Command Center > > A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'. > > The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them > > tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of > > adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to > > protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where > > several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three > > large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base. > > [ Exits: N E s W ] > > A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup. > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> > > Snarf leaves north. > > You follow Snarf. > > Cryo Chamber Corridor > > This chamber is lined with cryosleep capsules, which monitor body functions > > and provide the user with overall better sleep. It is in these that the > > Marines of Mar Sara rest in preparation for upcoming missions. > > [ Exits: N S D ] > > A strange warp gate portal for newbies is here. (glowin) > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> > > Snarf enter's the newbie portal. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> enter portal > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: N S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf shouts 'FEAR MY WRATH COMMONER!' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> flex > > Huh?!? > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf leaves north. > > You follow Snarf. > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: E S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf leaves east. > > You follow Snarf. > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: E S W ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> emote flex's. > > Langston flex's. > > Snarf leaves south. > > You follow Snarf. > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: N E ] > > The corpse of Snarf is lying here. > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> > > Snarf leaves north. > > You follow Snarf. > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: E S W ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move> > > Snarf leaves south. > > You follow Snarf. > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: N E ] > > The corpse of Snarf is lying here. > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 79(82)move> snicker > > You snicker softly. > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> rofl > > You roll on the floor, laughing uncontrollably. > > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'sututp' > > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf leaves east. > > You follow Snarf. > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: N W ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > A protoss commoner is standing here. > > 1250(1250)hitp 81(82)move> say PUSSY! > > You exclaim, 'PUSSY!' > > Snarf leaves west. > > You follow Snarf. > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: N E ] > > The corpse of Snarf is lying here. > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > > > SNIP > > Our heros attempt to learn how to kill things > > RESUME** > > > > 1250(1250)hitp 80(82)move> say watch the masta! > > You exclaim, 'watch the masta!' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf aims and fires to the east! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> aim protoss > > How are you gonna scare him with that if he isn't even here??? > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf aims and fires to the east! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say this is pissing me off > > You say, 'this is pissing me off' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf shouts 'POP MOTHAFUCKA' > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf aims and fires to the east! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill commoner > > (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) kill commoner > > You do the best you can! > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) > > Snarf assists you! > > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (beaten-up) > > (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him. > > 1250(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) > > (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) > > Snarf exclaims, 'I'M HERE FOR YADUDE!' > > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) kill commoner > > You do the best you can! > > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (bloody) > > Your shot wizzes right by a protoss commoner! > > (1 hit) Snarf burns a protoss commoner rather hard, which severely wounds him. > > 1154(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > > (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) shout die beyatch! > > You shout 'die beyatch!' > > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > > (1 hit) You shoot a protoss commoner very hard, which maims him. > > a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again. > > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn a protoss commoner, but miss. > > a protoss commoner is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again. > > 1060(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) say help me fookar! > > (1 hit) a protoss commoner thrashes you rather hard, which wounds you. > > You exclaim, 'help me fookar!' > > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > > Snarf shouts 'TAKE IT OU!' > > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > > a protoss commoner has arrived from the east. > > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> a protoss commoner (near death) > > You shoot a protoss commoner right through the head, killing him instantly. > > a protoss commoner is dead! R.I.P. > > Your blood freezes as you hear a protoss commoner's death cry. > > 962(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'FUCK YEAH' > > 966(1250)hitp 82(82)move> cackle > > You cackle gleefully. > > 970(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, '3 mission points' > > 975(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf asks, 'The fuck is a mission point?' > > 979(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say we need food > > You say, 'we need food' > > 981(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'fuck food' > > 984(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf says, 'Go west' > > 986(1250)hitp 82(82)move> starve > > Huh?!? > > 987(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: E S W ] > > 987(1250)hitp 81(82)move> l e > > You see nothing special. > > You see a protoss commoner and Snarf close by east. > > You see a protoss commoner nearby east. > > 990(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Something flies in from to the east of and hits YOU! > > You stop following Snarf. > > 916(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Snarf has arrived from the east. > > 920(1250)hitp 82(82)move> say bitch! > > You exclaim, 'bitch!' > > 925(1250)hitp 82(82)move> kill snarf > > Your shot wizzes right by Snarf! > > CLICK You're weapon is out of ammo > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) > > Snarf says, 'Take that, ho' > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) reload > > You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun. > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) kill snarf > > You do the best you can! > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (scratched) > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss. > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves east. > > 926(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf e > > They don't seem to be here. > > 928(1250)hitp 82(82)move> e > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: E S W ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > A protoss commoner is standing here. > > 929(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) kill snarf > > You do the best you can! > > 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves west. > > 834(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) scan w > > Huh?!? > > 835(1250)hitp 82(82)move> w > > Nexus Commons > > You are in the commons where protoss gather together and mingle. > > [ Exits: E S W ] > > 836(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf has arrived from the west. > > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> scan w > > Your shot totally misses Snarf! > > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) Huh?!? > > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss. > > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) fol snarf > > You now follow Snarf. > > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves west. > > 837(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) w > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: E S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 838(1250)hitp 81(82)move> fol snarf > > You are already following him. > > 840(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > 841(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him. > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > You stop following Snarf. > > (1 miss) Snarf tries to burn you, but miss. > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) say DIE!!! > > You exclaim, 'DIE!!!' > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > Snarf says, 'FUCKA' > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) shout take this whore! > > You shout 'take this whore!' > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves south. > > 842(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Snarf (bloody) s > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: N S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 842(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves north. > > 843(1250)hitp 81(82)move> shout take this whore! > > You shout 'take this whore!' > > 844(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > They don't seem to be here. > > 845(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: E S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 846(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > > Snarf says, 'goddamnit' > > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves south. > > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (bloody) > > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > > 847(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: N S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which wounds him. > > 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) You do the best you can! > > 848(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves north. > > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n > > No way! You're fighting for your life! > > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf > > They don't seem to be here. > > 756(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) n > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: E S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 757(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > 758(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > Snarf leaves south. > > 759(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > > 765(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > > 766(1250)hitp 82(82)move> > > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > > 768(1250)hitp 82(82)move> shout BLOCKA!! > > You shout 'BLOCKA!!' > > 769(1250)hitp 82(82)move> s > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: N S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 770(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > Snarf leaves north. > > 772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> They don't seem to be here. > > 772(1250)hitp 82(82)move> n > > Something flies in from to the north of and hits YOU! > > 699(1250)hitp 82(82)move> Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: E S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 699(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > > 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves south. > > 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) s > > Golden Walkway > > You are in a golden walkway, the gold metal walls pulsate with a blue > > warmth. The halls are lighted brightly by an unknown source. > > [ Exits: N S ] > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 700(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > 701(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > (1 hit) You shoot Snarf very hard, which severely wounds him. > > CLICK You're weapon is out of ammo > > 702(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) reload > > You load a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells into a pump action 12-gauge shotgun. > > Snarf exclaims, 'BOOYAH BEYATCH!!' > > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) kill snarf > > You do the best you can! > > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Snarf panics, and attempts to flee! > > Snarf leaves south. > > 606(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Something flies in from to the south of and hits the ground! > > 607(1250)hitp 81(82)move> s > > Open Archway > > You stand in front of a large archway leading out of the nexus. > > [ Exits: N U ] > > A gold and yellow colored protoss Shuttle. > > Private Snarf is standing here. > > 608(1250)hitp 81(82)move> kill snarf > > Your shot totally misses Snarf! > > 609(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Snarf says, 'Goddamn' > > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Your shot totally misses Snarf! > > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > Snarf exclaims, 'Your a damn machine!' > > 510(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > (1 hit) Snarf burns you rather hard, which wounds you. > > 427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (beaten-up) shout this is fo muh homeboys!! > > You shout 'this is fo muh homeboys!!' > > 427(1250)hitp 81(82)move> Snarf (near death) > > You shoot Snarf right through the head, killing him instantly. > > Snarf is dead! R.I.P. > > [INFO] Snarf killed by Langston at Open Archway. > > Your blood freezes as you hear Snarf's death cry. > > 428(1250)hitp 81(82)move> > > [CHAT] Snarf: May you rot in hell > > 433(1250)hitp 82(82)move> chat take that fucker! > > [CHAT] -> take that fucker! > > 439(1250)hitp 82(82)move> recal > > Mar Sara Colony Command Center > > A large sign on the wall reads 'Welcome to the Mar Sara Command Center'. > > The floors and walls are all a cold steel color, with welded bolts sealing them > > tightly together. Command centers like this are the product of centuries of > > adaptation. This outpost is designated as the Marshal's HQ and is here to > > protect the outlining colony of Mar Sara. You are in the control center where > > several data-net terminals flash inumerable amounts of information. Three > > large, steel corridors branch into different sectors of the base. > > [ Exits: N E s W ] > > A usenet terminal is here, connected to the Company's social newsgroup. > > Private Snarf is sitting here. > > Private Gorman (glowing) is standing here. > > ***And So our saga ends, Langston the Victor and Snarf, the raggety ho

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