Posted by UG on August 15, 1999 at 14:44:38:

In your dreams, or what?

<644hp 312m 592mv> impale

Someone's backstab does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
That really did HURT!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your bindings trip you up and cause you to fall!
You yell 'Help! I've been backstabbed!'
Someone has a few scratches.

<66hp 312m 592mv>
Your pierce decimates someone!
Someone dodges your pierce.
Someone parries your pierce.
You parry someone's drowning.
Your defensive spin deflects someone's drowning.
Someone has a few scratches.

<66hp 312m 592mv> impale
You try to drive something through someone but miss and step too close.
Someone's drowning MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!
wo

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

<1hp 1m 592mv> Nah... You feel too relaxed...

That's great, I'm real impressed and all, but...
Take some poor warrior whose invested, Oh, I dunno 100 hours in perfecting skills and whatnot, and some asshole wanders along and does an unspeak? Goddamit, I knew playing a warrior was mistake and this just confirms it. WHAT THE FUCK! ARGGGGG

THere, I feel better, but I still think this sucks. Come on, some genius give me a great strategy for this. I can't wait to hear it, some genius like Arolin will say something like "oh, don't be where the thieves are", but really, who can defend this shit? I'm glad the Immortals provided for some kick ass skills, but...damn. Guess I can hang this fucker up to dry, as a 40th rank warrior obviously can't last one round. Fuck me.

Follow Ups:

• THE ANSWER THE ANSWER 10:28:09 8/20/99 (0)
• Idiot of the year award, Clark Kent 07:05:48 8/17/99 (1)
  • responce Marsha Clark 01:46:45 8/18/99 (0)
• you moron The thief that killed you 15:43:27 8/16/99 (1)
  • Re: you moron The thief that killed you 16:00:03 8/16/99 (0)
• Re: So how is a warrior supposes to compete when JoeBob 04:21:03 8/16/99 (9)
  • Dammit lets put this stepchild to rest. UG 05:13:49 8/16/99 (8)
    • Re: Sorry, but if the impales were from another fight, the commands wouldn't be in the log (NT) Rune 08:36:12 8/16/99 (6)
      • Wow...am I gonna have to be an asshole again? (Something for *mutter* to.) Ug 09:23:58 8/16/99 (5)
        • Re: Wow...am I gonna have to be an asshole again? (Something for *mutter* to.) JoeBob 11:08:34 8/16/99 (4)
          • nope Ug 00:28:52 8/17/99 (3)
            • Well, here is my take.. Elandren(VIP) 00:52:44 8/17/99 (2)
              • One more thing... JoeBob 10:08:30 8/17/99 (1)
                • You're all forgetting to ask why the hell he was spamming impale? Like I said, learn to use it. :P n/t Felar Warrior of Yore 03:50:05 8/18/99 (0)
    • Re: Dammit lets put this stepchild to rest. So... 06:16:19 8/16/99 (0)
• A question curious 02:08:15 8/16/99 (1)
  • Re: A question Leorinth 16:07:08 8/18/99 (0)
• Actually..... The Arcane 22:55:55 8/15/99 (0)
• What IS your point in posting this? Nepenthe 18:55:18 8/15/99 (3)
  • Yeah? Let me tell YOU something. Ug 01:07:52 8/16/99 (0)
  • Hey, Where do I get that shield? N/T Someone 20:33:34 8/15/99 (1)
    • I'd tell you, but then it would be removed from the game. FIND OUT IC n/t *chuckle* Someone else 20:57:29 8/15/99 (0)
• Re: So how is a warrior supposes to compete when Elmaster 18:48:21 8/15/99 (0)
• Re: So how is a warrior supposes to compete when Lorminstra 17:59:13 8/15/99 (0)
• Re: So how is a warrior supposes to compete when Dr. Dooom 17:45:31 8/15/99 (0)
• Re: So how is a warrior supposes to compete when priestess 17:03:18 8/15/99 (3)
  • Another candidate for natural deselection ug 17:14:01 8/15/99 (2)
    • You're a yutz. You don't seem to understand what these people are trying to tell you. And I'm not going to spell it out for you. n/t Chink In The Wall 03:45:59 8/16/99 (0)
    • SO....he blackjacked you, binded you, and probably peeked in your inventory.....and you keep spamming impale? Someone 22:29:28 8/15/99 (0)
• Shut the hell up annoyed someone 16:09:59 8/15/99 (4)
  • Re: Shut the hell up hm 16:32:13 8/15/99 (3)
    • You remind me of Scaurus. n/t Felar Warrior of Yore 03:55:48 8/16/99 (2)
      • Well, it wasn't me, though you remind me of Hargrave/Woru. n/t Graatch (aka Scaurus)(VIP) 06:05:41 8/17/99 (1)
        • Re: Hehe Saerin 09:23:24 8/17/99 (0)
• stategy Swist 15:19:46 8/15/99 (10)
  • Wow, Swist and your children are real geniuses Ug 16:00:49 8/15/99 (7)
    • why don't you shut your mouth, or atleast make sure your brain is in gear before you spout off. Euan 00:04:31 8/16/99 (0)
    • You are mistaken wiseguy.... Someone 16:50:46 8/15/99 (4)
      • Of course! Ug 16:57:32 8/15/99 (3)
        • Look... Felar Warrior of Yore 03:52:08 8/16/99 (0)
        • Ok retard SOmeone 22:38:41 8/15/99 (0)
        • Re: Of course! Rune 18:45:38 8/15/99 (0)
    • Some ideas of real use. Someone 16:06:53 8/15/99 (0)
  • Better strategy: Felar Warrior of Yore 15:26:43 8/15/99 (1)
    • Yeah, Impaling after a backstab is pretty stupid...N/T Someone 15:49:47 8/15/99 (0)

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